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Police Squad!

  • 1982-1982
  • 1 season
  • ABC
  • Comedy, Suspense
  • TV-PG

Marginally a "straight" police drama in the Jack Webb/Quinn Martin school, Police Squad occurs in a strange universe where everything is taken literally (when a name "rings a bell" we hear bells go off every time someone mentions it), non sequiturs occur (a mime tries to spell out a ransom note, and Officer Nordberg guesses "Theme From a Summer Place") and sight gags abound (while looking for a corpse, someone wants to know the time and the dead man's hand drops out of a tree).

Season 1 Episode Guide

6 Episodes 1982

Episode 1

A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise)

Thu, Mar 4, 1982 24 mins

Sally, a bank clerk, urgently needs money to pay her orthodontist's bill. Out of desperation she steals the money from the bank, shooting the teller and a customer and making it look like the customer held up the store. Detective Frank Drebin of Police Squad is on the case.

Police Squad! Season 1 A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise)

Episode 2

Ring of Fear (A Dangerous Assignment)

Thu, Mar 11, 1982 24 mins

In order to infiltrate a criminal gang that bribes boxers Frank makes a contract with one of them, Buddy. This leads to a kidnapping of his girlfriend and Frank has to find her before Buddy forfeits.

Police Squad! Season 1 Ring of Fear (A Dangerous Assignment)

Episode 3

The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)

Thu, Mar 18, 1982 24 mins

The daughter of a textile tycoon is kidnapped and Frank must find her before it's too late to pay the ransom.

Police Squad! Season 1 The Butler Did It (A Bird in the Hand)
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Episode 4

Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi)

Thu, Mar 25, 1982 24 mins

A judge is blown up as a session starts. Frank's investigation soon leads to a man who was convicted by him in the past.

Police Squad! Season 1 Revenge and Remorse (The Guilty Alibi)

Episode 5

Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood)

Thu, Jul 1, 1982 24 mins

When a woman reports being blackmailed by some thugs, Police Squad get even more reports of the same kind from other shop owners. To gain a better perspective, Frank and Norberg open up a key store in the most troubled area.

Police Squad! Season 1 Rendezvous at Big Gulch (Terror in the Neighborhood)

Episode 6

Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh)

Thu, Jul 8, 1982 24 mins

When a drug courier is found dead after a car accident, Frank and the team traces his work to the nightclub "Mr V's".

Police Squad! Season 1 Testimony of Evil (Dead Men Don't Laugh)
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