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Pizza Season 5 Episodes
Season 5 Episode Guide
8 Episodes 2007 - 2007
Episode 1
Carwash Pizza
Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, but because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria-café/carwash which proves profitable with the on-site presence of his new girlfriend, an ex-porn star called Mama Jugs. Petrol prices and traffic fines compel Pauly to do an insurance job on his car and he's forced to deliver pizzas on a pocket bike. Habib is upset by pregnant wife Toula's incessant calls.
Episode 2
Law & Order Pizza
Who stole a sniffer dog from the local Police Station? Was it Davo, using the dog to find drugs? Was it Habib or Bobo? Only a serious investigation by Hashfield Valley's finest will uncover the truth. An episode that parodies many cop shows and turns them Big, Fat and Cheesy.
Episode 3
Melbourne Cup Pizza
Bobo holds a Melbourne Cup lunch at Fat Pizza and everything goes wrong, from bad food to power failures, and the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol promised. Meanwhile, Habib rigs the Melbourne Cup, and Pauly is rewarded with a Ferrari from a crazy old race-car driver.
Episode 4
Beach Pizza: Part 1
Bobo has a day off and goes to Cronulla Beach with his ex-porn star girlfriend Ruby, but the day explodes into mayhem as pizza deliveries go wrong and Habib and Rocky accidentally start a riot with lifesavers. The media then interviews Pauly and he is taken out of context and blamed as the instigator of the Cronulla Beach riot. Upset, Pauly bashes shock-jock radio announcer Allen Ford Jones who is fuelling the fire by whipping up anti-ethnic yobbos to fight Rocky and Habib's cousins between the flags at Cronulla Beach.
Episode 5
Beach Pizza: Part 2
After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock-jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior the apprentice chef are locked in an illegal-immigrants' detention centre. Because of the Cronulla riots. the government decides to deport all the refugees. Pauly and Junior are meant to be sent to Coconut Island, but because of a clerical error they are deported to Crocodile Island.
Episode 6
Doctor Pizza
During an argument over roaches on Bobo's pizzas, Bobo accidentally bites off Rocky's finger. Both are sent to Hashfield Hospital and suffer long waits and incompetent ethnic doctors. Meanwhile, Pauly is road-raging all the non-ethnic doctors and when he's done, no experienced doctors are left to help Bobo and Rocky; at the shop, Kev the Kiwi and Davo Dinkum hold a party for Kev's Maori mates; and Toula decides to learn pole dancing for Habib.
Episode 7
Cracker Pizza
In response to a new Government ban on firecrackers and new working-for-tips laws, the pizza shop workers suffer more grief than usual. Habib sets off all his old crackers before the ban is enforced, Davo is arrested for robbing a service station to pay for pizzas, and Pauly drives to Canberra and does a burnout on the Prime Minister.
Episode 8
BBQ Pizza
Bobo's gay Italian cousin, Santino, comes to visit from Italy. He shows Bobo how to make great Italian style pizzas. Habib buries his fat wife Toula and collects her life insurance and with Santino making the pizzas, Bobo holds a fully sick bbq to celebrate his engagement to his ex-porn star girlfriend Ruby. The Fat Pizza crew are excited when they find out supermodel Claudia Macpherson is coming to Bobo's sausage sizzle. DJBJ summons up a ghost in the pizzeria using a ouija board, it could be the ghost of Toula.
