
On the Rocks
Alamesa minimum security prison has four inmates in a friendly rivalry with their guards and warden.
- 1975-1976
- 1 season
- ABC
- Comedy
Alamesa minimum security prison has four inmates in a friendly rivalry with their guards and warden.
Season 1 Episode Guide
24 Episodes 1975 - 1976
Episode 1
Old Fish, New Fish
Thu, Sep 11, 1975 30 mins
Streetwise and wisecracking, Hector Fuentes returns just a little less than triumphant to his minimum-security prison. He begins his latest term by showing the ropes to naive first-time inmates.
Episode 2
To Catch a Thief
Thu, Sep 18, 1975
Fuentes announces that pineapple chunks are missing.
Episode 3
The Wagers of Sin
Thu, Sep 25, 1975
Warden Poindexter is intent on cracking down on gambling in the prison and takes extreme measures. But the ban has the opposite effect on Fuentes making him want to gamble even more.
Episode 4
The Legacy
Thu, Oct 2, 1975
Fuentes is sent to the prison hospital where he makes friends with an older inmate Gabby.
Episode 5
Mr. Lonelyhearts
Thu, Oct 9, 1975
The men are worried that their mates might be cheating on them, so Fuentes writes a threatening form letter for everyone to send to their loved ones.
Episode 6
Champion
Thu, Oct 16, 1975
A thug gives novice boxer Palik his first lesson in behind-bars bouts: he must pull his punches and lose whenever he is told to do so.
Episode 7
Peace and Quiet
Thu, Oct 23, 1975
Fuentes wants some time alone, away from his fellow inmates.
Episode 8
Dear John
Thu, Oct 30, 1975
Palik's girlfriend breaks off their engagement.
Episode 9
Sullivan's Finest Hour
Thu, Nov 13, 1975
Sullivan's carelessness gets him a reprimand after a con steals his bike and peddles off to Jamaica.
Episode 10
Homesick Blues
Thu, Nov 20, 1975
Cleaver becomes homesick.
Episode 11
The Great Escape
Thu, Nov 27, 1975
Fuentes tries to escape with a trick knee.
Episode 12
The High and the Mighty: Part 1
Thu, Dec 4, 1975
Fuentes' new cellmate turns out to be one of the warden's wartime buddies.
Episode 13
The High and the Mighty: Part 2
Thu, Dec 11, 1975
Fuentes' cell mate, a dishonorable judge, develops a rapport with his fellow inmates.
Episode 14
Friendly Persuasion
Thu, Dec 18, 1975
Fuentes and another cellmate devise a plan to improve working conditions.
Episode 15
The Underground Movement: Part 1
Thu, Jan 8, 1976
Fuentes and his cellmates foil the escape of a racketeer.
Episode 16
The Underground Movement: Part 2
Mon, Jan 12, 1976
Episode 17
A Test of Character
Mon, Jan 19, 1976
Palik takes his high school equivalency test.
Episode 18
Testing, Testing
Mon, Jan 26, 1976
Fuentes and Palik fail a psychiatric test.
Episode 19
Free and Clear
Mon, Feb 9, 1976
Cato, a long incarcerated prisoner, is granted parole but surprises all by refusing to leave. The other inmates urge him to depart so Cato lays out the conditions that will make him depart.
Episode 20
High Noon
Mon, Feb 16, 1976
Fuentes tries to keep the peace when a fight breaks out between Tommy "Mad Dog" Hollister and Lester DeMott.
Episode 21
The Desperate Hours
Mon, Feb 23, 1976
Cleaver and DeMott are called into the warden's office for a minor infraction. When other prisoners storm the office the two men are taken hostage.
Episode 22
I'll Never Forget What's Her Name
Mon, Mar 29, 1976
When a brash acquaintance of Fuentes' shows up at the prison, the men go crazy.
Episode 23
Retrospective: Part 1
Mon, May 17, 1976
Episode 24
Retrospective: Part 2
Mon, May 17, 1976 46 mins
An aspiring nurse saves money for college by working as a Certified Nurse's Assistant. Relegated to a ward the other nurses call "The Twilight Zone, " she becomes trapped in a room between a dying patient and an angel of death.