No Time for Sergeants

Episode 1

The Permanent Recruit

Mon, Sep 14, 1964 30 mins

Will Stockdale is inducted into the Air Force and immediately gets assigned to KP.

Episode 2

Blue's Wild Yonder

Mon, Sep 21, 1964

Will receives a surprise package from home containing Blue, his pet bloodhound. Unfortunately, regulations forbid the keeping of pets.

Episode 3

Bloodhounds Are Thicker Than Water

Mon, Sep 28, 1964

Episode 4

Grandpa's Airlift

Mon, Oct 5, 1964 30 mins

Will recruits some of his buddies from the base to work as berry pickers and then they all come down with the measles.

Episode 5

Two Aces in the Hole

Mon, Oct 12, 1964 30 mins

Will and fellow recruit Jack Langdon are hypnotized into believing they are high-ranking officers in World War II - and they take off in a plane with the intention of bombing Germany.

Episode 6

The Spirit of 75

Mon, Oct 19, 1964 30 mins

Will has to get grandpa out of his residence so it can be decorated for his surprise birthday party.

Episode 7

Bully for Ben

Mon, Oct 26, 1964 30 mins

Episode 8

Will Gets a Right-Hand Man

Mon, Nov 2, 1964 30 mins

Grandpa decides to assist Will with one of his magic tricks but it only gets Will into trouble with the officers in base.

Episode 9

Have No Uniform Will Travel

Mon, Nov 9, 1964 30 mins

Will accidentally ruins Captain Martin's uniform and decides the best place to buy a replacement is Hong Kong.

Episode 10

The Farmer in the Deal

Mon, Nov 16, 1964 30 mins

The home owned by Will's girlfriend's uncle is not only in the direct path of the Air Force's jet runway, but it's sitting where they want to expand it. He wants to move out and sell it quickly, but Will convinces him to hold out for far more than the Air Force is willing to offer.

Episode 11

Will Goes to Washington

Mon, Nov 23, 1964 30 mins

After Will bungles an attempt to have the Captain impress his girl, an elaborate plot to get her to believe he's become an important pentagon strategist backfires when Will sends a dummy telegram that implies there's a mysterious "Project X" in the works.

Episode 12

The $100, 000 Canteen

Mon, Nov 30, 1964 30 mins

Will finds the jewels that were stolen in his canteen.

Episode 13

O Krupnick, My Krupnick

Mon, Dec 7, 1964 30 mins

Captain Martin is,going up against Krupnick for a promotion and believes having Will in his unit is a detriment. Martin pushes to have Will transferred to Krupnick's group.

Episode 14

Do Me a Favor and Don't Do Me Any

Mon, Dec 14, 1964 30 mins

Sneed Hathaway is a wealthy army recruit and when Will saves his life, Sneed tissues to show his gratitude with material goods. The sudden gain in riches make Will uncomfortable.

Episode 15

Stockdale's Island

Mon, Dec 21, 1964 30 mins

Will volunteers to take part in an Air Force survival experiment being conducted on a tropical island by a lady psychologist.

Episode 16

Stockdale's Millions

Mon, Dec 28, 1964 30 mins

After Will comes into a large sum of money he decides to remake the barracks into a resort.

Episode 17

Two for the Show

Mon, Jan 4, 1965 30 mins

Will is put in charge of finding talent for the base talent show.

Episode 18

The Living End

Mon, Jan 11, 1965 30 mins

Episode 19

My Fair Andy

Mon, Jan 18, 1965 30 mins

Willie and Millie decides Grandpa Jim needs romance and try to fix him up with an available female.

Episode 20

Stockdale, General Nuisance

Mon, Jan 25, 1965 30 mins

Episode 21

Too Many Stockdales

Mon, Feb 1, 1965 30 mins

Episode 22

A Hatful of Muscles

Mon, Feb 8, 1965 30 mins

Will and Ben become participants in an Air Force program to see whether physical fitness requirements should become tougher.

Episode 23

Where There's a Way, There's a Will Stockdale

Mon, Feb 15, 1965 30 mins

Will is assigned to host a testimonial dinner for Sgt. Martin. But rather than being a stodgy affair Will turns the event into a evening of hilarity.

Episode 24

It Shouldn't Happen to a Sergeant

Mon, Feb 22, 1965 30 mins

Will's new assignment is to be the new switchboard operator for the base. Will creates various problems for those making calls.

Episode 25

How Now, Brown Cow

Mon, Mar 1, 1965 30 mins

The Air Force jets are upsetting Grandpa Jim's cows and they are refusing to give milk. Will gets involved in the solution.

Episode 26

The Case of the Revolving Witness

Mon, Mar 8, 1965 30 mins

Episode 27

The Sergeant's Kimono

Mon, Mar 15, 1965 30 mins

The Inspector General is coming, to the base for an inspection and the top officers are concerned about, Will. Their solution is to have Sgt. King watch Will around the clock

Episode 28

Stockdale of the Stockade

Mon, Mar 22, 1965 30 mins

Episode 29

Will's Misfortune Cookie

Mon, Mar 29, 1965 30 mins

At a Chinese restaurant, Will encounters a fortune cookie for the first time, and seizes on its message of warning about his friends' safety as cosmic truth. He proceeds to talk the men and officers into a panic, inadvertently making more dangerous situations. To stop him, even the fortune cookie writer is called in, but he can't be talked out of it.

Episode 30

The Day Blue Blew

Mon, Apr 5, 1965 30 mins

Episode 31

Whortleberry Roots for Everyone

Mon, Apr 12, 1965 30 mins

Will volunteers to test experimental drugs for tropical diseases.

Episode 32

Andy Meets His Match

Mon, Apr 19, 1965 30 mins

Episode 33

Target: Stockdale

Mon, Apr 26, 1965 30 mins

Episode 34

The Velvet Wiggle

Mon, May 3, 1965 30 mins