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New Girl Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 2013 - 2014
Episode 1
All In
Tue, Sep 17, 201321 mins
Nick and Jess run off to Mexico to give their relationship a chance to grow without the everyday problems of Schmidt and Winston. Meanwhile, Winston finds out he is color blind, and Schmidt makes a commitment to both Cece and Elizabeth.
Episode 2
Nerd
Tue, Sep 24, 201321 mins
When Jess desperately tries to fit in with a clique of "mean girl" teachers at her new school, she (mistakenly) turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Meanwhile, an office party is anything but fun for Schmidt, and Winston plots revenge while cat-sitting for Daisy, whom he suspects is cheating on him.
Episode 3
Double Date
Tue, Oct 1, 201321 mins
Thinking Schmidt has chosen to be with Cece, Jess and Nick invite him to go on a double date with them. Nick is caught between loyalty to his friend and loyalty to his girlfriend when he finds out a shocking secret. Winston promises to get the foursome a table at an ultra-exclusive restaurant.
Episode 4
The Captain
Tue, Oct 8, 201321 mins
After being dumped by Cece and Elizabeth, an unhappy Schmidt tries to break up Jess and Nick. Winston tries to hook his cat up with another before he has to be neutered.
Episode 5
The Box
Tue, Oct 15, 201321 mins
Schmidt worries about being a good person. Nick inherits money from his father and starts a spending spree instead of paying his bills.
Episode 6
Keaton
Tue, Oct 22, 201321 mins
Jess throws a Halloween Party, but Cece won't attend if Schmidt is there. In an effort to change Schmidt's sullen behavior, Jess, Nick and Winston resort to pretending to be his childhood idol, Michael Keaton.
Episode 7
Coach
Tue, Nov 5, 201321 mins
When Coach returns to town and takes the other guys to a strip club, an unhappy Jess retaliates by having a girls' night out with Cece.
Episode 8
Menus
Tue, Nov 12, 201322 mins
Coach tells Nick to give him a day to help change Nick's life with diet and exercise. Jess takes action when menus for the same Chinese restaurant keep getting delivered to the loft.
Episode 9
Longest Night Ever
Tue, Nov 19, 201321 mins
Jess is tasked with keeping a frantic Schmidt occupied as Coach and Cece go out on a date. Meanwhile, Nick and Winston meet a frisky bus driver as they search for a missing Ferguson.
Episode 10
Thanksgiving III
Tue, Nov 26, 201321 mins
After Coach accuses him of going soft since he started dating Jess, Nick arranges a camping trip for the gang on Thanksgiving. Winston and Cece bond over their hatred of camping.
Episode 11
Clavado En Un Bar
Tue, Jan 7, 201421 mins
The gang try to help Jess decide whether to carry on teaching or take a new fundraising job.
Episode 12
Basketsball
Tue, Jan 14, 201422 mins
Jess pretends to be a fan of the Pistons in an attempt to befriend Coach, to Nick's dismay, who is a Bulls fan. Meanwhile, Schmidt is assigned to mentor an elderly colleague at work and Winston discovers a new career path.
Episode 13
Birthday
Tue, Jan 21, 201422 mins
Nick struggles to throw Jess the perfect birthday party. Schmidt works overtime to help out Cece in her new job as bartender. Winston and Coach engage in a bake-off.
Episode 14
Prince
Sun, Feb 2, 201422 mins
Jess is ready to paint the town purple when a chance encounter finds her and Cece invited to a once-in-a-lifetime mansion party thrown by music legend Prince. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, Nick, Schmidt, Winston and Coach are determined to crash the festivities, building toward an unforgettable ending.
Episode 15
Exes
Tue, Feb 4, 201421 mins
When Nick has an awkward run-in with his ex, Caroline, Jessica tries to convince him he can still be friends with her, by introducing him to her former boyfriend, Berkley. Meanwhile, Coach uses Schmidt's loft to impress a date, but things turn farcically disastrous when Schmidt arrives home with his own potential bedmate.
Episode 16
Sister
Tue, Feb 11, 201422 mins
Jess tries to prevent Nick from meeting her irresponsible sister after bailing her out of jail. Schmidt asks Nick to attend a Bar Mitzvah with him. Winston and Bertie have dinner with Coach and Cece.
Episode 17
Sister II
Tue, Feb 25, 201421 mins
When Abby announces that she is staying in the loft permanently, Nick is left to baby-sit her while Jess looks for a place for Abby to live. Winston is nervous about looking at the results of his LAPD entrance exam.
Episode 18
Sister III
Tue, Mar 4, 201422 mins
Jealous of Schmidt and Abby's relationship, Jess moves into Nick's bedroom; however the living arrangement does not make either one of them happy. Meanwhile, Winston struggles to get into better shape for the LAPD obstacle course.
Episode 19
Fired Up
Tue, Mar 11, 201422 mins
Jess hires, then must immediately fire Coach as her school's new volleyball coach. Meanwhile, Schmidt gets sued and enlists Nick and a procedural television-loving Winston to represent him at the deposition. Also, Cece catches the eye of a much younger man.
Episode 20
Mars Landing
Tue, Mar 25, 201422 mins
Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their hot new neighbors, and Cece panics after she drunk-texts Buster.
Episode 21
Big News
Tue, Apr 15, 201422 mins
The morning after their break-up, Jess and Nick try to keep it a secret from the rest of the gang. Meanwhile, Winston passes his police academy entrance exam, and demands that the gang throw him a "Honey Roast".
Episode 22
Dance
Tue, Apr 29, 201421 mins
Jess fears someone is trying to sabotage her first middle school dance and she enlists the gang to help her chaperone on the big night.
Episode 23
Cruise
Tue, May 6, 201422 mins
Jess and Nick convince the others to go on a cruise with them, but the Grand Romantic package proves too hard to handle for the recent exes, and Schmidt, Winston, Coach and Cece have to repair their fractured friendship.
