Never the Twain

Johnnie Mortimer

Donald Sinden

Simon Peel

Windsor Davies

Oliver Smallbridge

Derek Deadman

Ringo

Teddy Turner

Banks

Maria Charles

Mrs. Sadler, Mrs Sadler

Zara Nutley

Aunt Eleanor

Julia Watson

Lyn Peel, Lyn Smallbridge

Robin Kermode

David Peel

Tacy Kneale

Lyn Peel

Christopher Morris

David Peel

Gordon Salkilld

Norman, Desk Clerk, Mr. Edwards

Honor Blackman

Veronica Barton

Gordon Peters

Doctor, Dr. Brown, Alex

Margaret Courtenay

Lady Deveraux

Jasper Jacob

Vicar

Keith Marsh

Mr. Driscoll, Turnstile Operator

Ian Finnis

Baby Martin

Ted Valentine

Biffin

Harry Littlewood

Mr. Diggle, Traffic Warden, Van Man

Gabrielle Drake

Caroline Montague

Johnnie Mortimer