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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
20 Episodes 2005 - 2006
Episode 1
New Semester & Electives
Sat, Oct 1, 200525 mins
Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."
Episode 2
Pep Rallies and Lunch
Sat, Oct 8, 200525 mins
Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class./ Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch.
Episode 3
Video Projects and School Clubs
Sat, Oct 15, 200525 mins
Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club./Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project.
Episode 4
Notebooks & Math
Sat, Oct 22, 200525 mins
Notebooks: Ned capers Mr. Sweeney's Golden Notebook so that he can pass an important science test. Moze tries to find her missing notebook, but she finds a notebook containing lies about her classmates. Moze and the rest of the student body think that Suzie wrote the lies, but Moze defends her from the students and they learn that the notebook doesn't belong to Suzie. Moze throws away the notebook, but another student finds it. Cookie tries to record everything without the use of a notebook, but he gets a hard lesson on relying on technology to record everything and he must throw away his video tapes. Math: Ned forms a math study group with Albert and the Oboe sisters, but he takes advantage of them by making them do his homework. Meanwhile, Moze develops math anxiety and Cookie ends up in an advanced eighth grade math class, but Cookie learns that the teacher is very strict and he decides to make the class fun for him and his classmates. Also, Gordy tries to use unethical methods to capture the weasel, but every attempt doesn't work well into Gordy's favor, due to him not using math to capture the weasel.
Episode 5
Vice Principals & Mondays
Sat, Nov 5, 200524 mins
Ned, Cookie, and Moze become prime suspects in an electric sander incident./Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.
Episode 6
Your Body & Procrastination
Sat, Nov 12, 200525 mins
Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger./Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.
Episode 7
Upperclassmen & Gross Biology Dissection
Sat, Nov 19, 200525 mins
When Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.
Episode 8
Dares and Bad Habits
Sat, Jan 14, 200625 mins
Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out on a date. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours.The gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.
Episode 9
Substitute Teachers and the New Kid
Sat, Jan 21, 200625 mins
Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher. Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub.
Episode 10
School Websites and Valentine's Day
Sat, Feb 11, 200625 mins
Ned gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie.The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things.
Episode 11
Nicknames and Shyness
Sat, Feb 25, 200625 mins
Tired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick/Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness.
Episode 12
Asking Someone Out & Recycling
Sat, Mar 4, 200625 mins
Ned sends out "ambassadors" to find out if Suzie Crabgrass will go on a date with him. Cookie helps Dr. Xavier get a date with Gordy/Ned, Moze, Cookie, and entire school body compete to collect the most recyclables to win a new Mountain bike.
Episode 13
April Fools Day & Excuses
Sat, Mar 25, 200625 mins
Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. /When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.
Episode 14
Secrets & School Car Wash
Sat, Apr 8, 200625 mins
Ned and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent./Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie.
Episode 15
Spirit Week & Clothes
Sat, Apr 15, 200625 mins
Spirit Week: Ned competes against Martin so that he can be crowned King of Spirit Week and be with Suzie, who is currently competing to be Queen of Spirit Week. Meanwhile, Cookie is entrusted to safeguard the spirit stick, but he starts to hate the task and he tries to get Moze to hold onto the spirit stick. Clothes: Ned and Moze are forced to put up with Missy and her fashion police after Ned is seen wearing a leather jacket. Moze becomes insecure about her clothing style and she dresses in trendy clothing, but she becomes uncomfortable, the wood shop teacher gives Moze some helpful advice on putting an end to Missy and her fashion police's reign. Moze takes the wood shop teacher's advice to heart and she, Ned, and the rest of the student body stand up to Missy. Meanwhile, Cookie and Jerry try to invent a unisex clothing line, but it may be a fashion disaster.
Episode 16
Yearbook & Career Week
Sat, Apr 29, 200625 mins
Yearbook: Ned tries to win "best of" so that he can be next to Suzie for the yearbook. Meanwhile, Cookie tries to get himself in various photos for the yearbook by photo-bombing himself in various clubs without anyone noticing. When the yearbooks are given to the students, the clubs have noticed that Cookie has photo-bombed himself in the clubs and they furiously chase Cookie for photo-bombing himself. Ned becomes dismayed when he and Moze are mistaken for best couple in the yearbook. Career Week: During Career Week, Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to shadow him, but Ned is less than thrilled about shadowing Crubbs. Ned tries to sample other clubs so he doesn't hurt Crubbs' feelings. Meanwhile, Cookie tries to become Moze's sports agent, but he accidentally injures her knee. Professor Xavier reveals to Moze that math is her greatest passion and Moze decides to try out architecture.
Episode 17
Science Fair & Study Hall
Sat, May 20, 200625 mins
Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. / While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa.
Episode 18
Music Class & Class Clown
Sat, May 6, 200625 mins
Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head and can't get it out.
Episode 19
Failing & Tutors
Sat, May 13, 200625 mins
Ned tries to become a top notch student to get into the 8th Grade. Unless Ned can find a good tutor, he will go to Summer School.
Episode 20
Double Dating & the Last Day
Sat, Jun 3, 200625 mins
For the final dance of the school year, Ned and Suzie double date with Moze and hunk Jock Bitterman./Ned and Moze try to figure the best way to tell Suzie about "the kiss".