Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. With more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
- 2004-2007
- 3 seasons
- Nickelodeon Network
- Comedy, Family
- TV-G
Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. With more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
Season 1 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2004 - 2005
Episode 1
First Day & Lockers
Sun, Sep 12, 2004 24 mins
Ned helps us survive the first day of school with tips from his guide./Ned deals with a smelly locker neighbor.
Episode 2
Bathrooms & Project Partners
Sun, Sep 19, 2004 25 mins
Moze discovers that Ned has a secret admirer./Moze chooses hottie Seth Powers as her project partner in spite of Ned's tips.
Episode 3
Teachers & Detention
Sun, Sep 26, 2004 25 mins
Ned deals with evil teacher Mr. Sweeney./Cookie turns bad boy when a paper airplane propels Ned, Moze and him to detention.
Episode 4
Seating & Tryouts
Sun, Oct 3, 2004 25 mins
Ned devises a plan to sit at the "cool table" in the lunchroom./Ned worries he'll fall short at basketball tryouts while Moze is head and shoulders above her competition.
Episode 5
Crushes and Dances
Sun, Oct 10, 2004 25 mins
Ned explains tips for dealing with a crush./Ned tells Moze his plan to dance with Suzie Crabgrass.
Episode 6
Sick Days & Spelling Bee
Sun, Oct 17, 2004 25 mins
Ned must avoid getting sick when he finds out special guest Matt Hoffman is going to visit school./Ned helps Cookie try to beat rivals in a spelling bee.
Episode 7
Rumors & Photo Day
Sun, Nov 7, 2004 24 mins
A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating./Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo.
Episode 8
School Elections & Talent Show
Sun, Nov 28, 2004 25 mins
Ned is drafted into the student body election.Ned, Moze, and Cookie blow out the "Talentpalooza."
Episode 9
Computer Labs & Backpacks
Sun, Jan 2, 2005 23 mins
Cookie becomes more man than machine when his computer breaks down./Ned's old backpack is falling apart. Moze falls apart when her diary is lost. Cookie gets in a sticky situation.
Episode 10
Notes & Best Friends
Sun, Jan 9, 2005 25 mins
Ned is busted handing notes in Sweeney's class. Cookie uses forged notes to get out of work./ Ned and Cookie's friendship is threatened when Cookie joins the Killer Bees.
Episode 11
Daydreaming & Gym
Sat, Feb 5, 2005 25 mins
Ned daydreams for an answer and gets help from Cookie, Moze and some "Fairly Odd" friends.Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class. Cookie thinks gym is no sweat.
Episode 12
Cheaters & Bullies
Sat, Feb 12, 2005 25 mins
Cheaters: Moze notices that Bitsy has been cheating off her test so that she can stay on the honor roll. Moze tries various attempts to prevent Bitsy from copying off her test, but her attempts fail. During a Spanish test, Moze decides to fail on purpose and she allows Bitsy to copy her test. Bitsy is soon removed from the honor roll after confessing her actions in front of the Spanish teacher. Meanwhile, Ned is tempted to cheat on a history test, but he decides against it and Mr. Wright allows Ned to do a make-up test. And Mr. Sweeney thinks that Cookie is cheating, but he is able to prove his science teacher wrong by taking his test in the nurse's office. Bullies: Ned and Cookie think that Loomer is going to bully them, but he only wanted advice on how to get Moze to like him and a misunderstanding occurs. Moze decides to figure out a way to prevent bullies from harassing the other students.
Episode 13
Emergency Drills & Late Bus
Sat, Feb 19, 2005 25 mins
Earthquake, tornado and fire drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out.Ned gives Loomer a "Ned makeover" while Cookie takes a group on an after school tour. Moze may have found a new best friend.