Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. With more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
- 2004-2007
- 3 seasons
- Nickelodeon Network
- Comedy, Family
- TV-G
Nickelodeon's Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide chronicles the wacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. With more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.
Season 3 Episode Guide
21 Episodes 2006 - 2007
Episode 1
New Grade & Dodgeball
Sun, Sep 24, 2006 25 mins
Ned becomes the new class bully./Ned must battle Loomer in dodgeball.
Episode 2
Reading & Principals
Sun, Oct 1, 2006 25 mins
Ned tries ways to avoid his reading assignments. Moze starts a girls-only book club that Cookie desperately wants to be in it./Principal Pal is retiring. It's up to Ned, Moze and Cookie to find a new replace, or VP Crubbs will get the job.
Episode 3
Halloween & Vampires, Werewolves, Ghosts and Zombies
Sun, Oct 29, 2006 25 mins
Ned, Moze and Cookie sorta, kinda, accidentally kill Principal Pal.It's the spookiest Ned's ever. Ned is a vampire, Moze is a ghost and Cookie is a werewolf.
Episode 4
Popularity & Stressin' Out
Sun, Oct 15, 2006 25 mins
Ned and Cookie try everything to become more popular./Ned is stressed because Suzie has a new boyfriend.
Episode 5
Art Class & Lost and Found
Sun, Nov 5, 2006 25 mins
Ned accidentally draws a picture of a naked lady./Ned and Mose battle over a pair of expensive sneakers they spot in the Lost & Found.
Episode 6
Social Studies & Embarrassment
Sun, Nov 12, 2006 25 mins
Ned picks Suzie as his Social Studies partner and Moze is jealous. Cookie is stuck teaming up with crazy Evelyn.Ned is embarrassed after he farts in class. Moze is too embarrassed to talk to her new crush.
Episode 7
The Bus & Bad Hair Days
Sun, Nov 26, 2006 25 mins
Ned has to get to school before Suzie finds an embarrassing love note. Moze tries to sit next to her new crush, Faymen. Cookie misses the bus./Ned tries to sneak out of school to get a hair cut.
Episode 8
Dismissal & School Plays
Sun, Oct 22, 2006 25 mins
Suzie moves into Ned's locker. Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn.Ned tries to stop Suzie from kissing another boy. Moze tries to stop Ned from ruining the play and Cookie tries anything to get on stage.
Episode 9
Revenge & School Records
Mon, Jan 15, 2007 25 mins
Ned becomes "The Revenger!" Moze tries stop a new team mate from ruining the volleyball team. Ned finds out his bad "permanent record" will follow him to high school.
Episode 10
Hallways & Friends Moving
Sat, Feb 3, 2007 25 mins
Ned becomes Hall Monitor. Moze tries to spend time with Faymen and Cookie creates a Hallway Traffic Report./Ned and Moze find out Faymen is moving away.
Episode 11
Boys & Girls
Sat, Feb 10, 2007 25 mins
Ned's bummed Suzie moved away and stops writing the Guide and Cookie tries to cheer him up. Moze teaches nerdy girls about boys.Ned tries to find a new girlfriend with Moze's help and Cookie goes undercover dressed as girl.
Episode 12
Cellphones & Woodshop
Sat, Feb 17, 2007 25 mins
Ned messes up his relationship with Suzie after he calls her. Cookie tries to win a car on a radio contest.Ned thinks he may like Moze. Moze works on a secret project while Cookie battles an evil power saw.
Episode 13
Volunteering & the Library
Sat, Jan 27, 2007 25 mins
The Library: Mrs. Holler, the school's crazed librarian, refuses to let Ned and Cookie check out a book on Abraham Lincoln, because they haven't returned their overdue library books. Moze tries to befriend Mary Belle who has checked out the last library book on Abraham Lincoln. Ned and Cookie work with Gordy to stop Loomer and his cronies, who have stolen overdue library books from their classmates. Ned and his friends are able to recover the lost overdue library books, both Ned and Cookie check out books on Abraham Lincoln. Mary Belle befriends Moze for real after realizing that she shouldn't have taken her for granted. Mrs. Holler tortures Loomer and his cronies with her accordion. Volunteering: Ned, Moze, and Cookie are assigned to do volunteer work by Mr. Wright. Ned must tend to an elderly lady named June at a nursing home, but he decides to take June out to have some real fun. Moze must work with Loomer and his cronies to fix the back enterance. Moze berates Loomer and his cronies for their incompetence and for starting a paint war with each other. Buzz convinces his friends that they should work with Moze to clean up the back entrance. Cookie works with Evelyn at the student store, they get into a petty competition on how to run the student store. Both Evelyn and Cookie give away discounts, even though they sold everything, Mr. Wright reprimands them for not working together and for throwing off discounts. Cookie and Evelyn are forced to work together as punishment for competing with each other.
Episode 14
Getting Organized & Extra Credit
Sat, Feb 24, 2007 25 mins
Ned needs to get organized while Moze and Cookie organize a protest against Crubbs to get their favorite snack back./Ned tries to use the same extra credit project for four subjects. Also, Moze wants the best extra credit volcano project ever and Cookie's got his dad's credit card.
Episode 15
Fundraising & Competition
Sat, Mar 10, 2007 25 mins
Ned and Cookie try to raise the money for the school but keep getting more in debt and Moze can't sell her last candy bar.Ned is in a major Social Studies class competition. Moze thinks she lost her competitive edge.
Episode 16
Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives
Sat, Mar 24, 2007 25 mins
Sarah Gothman is a new and pretty goth girl in school. Ned wants to fix her up with a boy whom he thinks would have similar interests. Ned forgets that two negatives can cause an explosion, so when he introduces them and they kiss, the library blows up!
Episode 17
Money & Parties
Sat, Apr 7, 2007 25 mins
Ned, Moze and Cookie try to raise money to go to a rock concert.Ned takes Missy to a party and tries to dump her when Suzie arrives. Moze tries to kiss Ned and Cookie sneaks into the party dressed as girl.
Episode 18
Spring Fever & the School Newspaper
Sat, May 5, 2007 25 mins
Ned gets Spring Fever and tries to break out of school. Ned and Moze try to get a juicy news story as they investigate a school scandal.
Episode 19
Health & Jealousy
Sat, May 12, 2007 25 mins
Ned gets an itch he can't scratch. Moze steals the gross CPR doll so she can clean it up.Ned and Moze pretend to date to get a jealous Missy out of Ned's hair.
Episode 20
Tests and When You Like Someone Who Is Seeing Someone Else
Sat, Jun 2, 2007 25 mins
Ned becomes a geek in order to pass three big tests given on the same day.Ned realizes he likes Moze. Moze finally decides between Ned and Faymen.
Episode 21
Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels
Sat, Jun 9, 2007 48 mins
Ned's Declassified is busting out of school and going on a Field Trip. Ned just wants to hang with the girl of his dreams. The only problem is he doesn't know if the girl is Suzie or Moze.
Episode 21
Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels
Sat, Jun 9, 2007 48 mins
Ned's Declassified is busting out of school and going on a Field Trip. Ned just wants to hang with the girl of his dreams. The only problem is he doesn't know if the girl is Suzie or Moze.