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Malcolm in the Middle

Episodes

22 Episodes 2005 - 2006

Series 7 that follows the lives of a bright youngster, his three brothers, idiot father and strict mother.

Episode 1

Burning Man

Fri, Sep 30, 2005 30 mins

Rosanna Arquette guest stars as an earthy healer, who wows Malcolm at a gathering of free spirits in the desert that's also attended by his family, showing up in a fancy, borrowed RV. Nate: Jeff Doucette. Vivian: Cece Tsou.

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Episode 2

Health Insurance

Fri, Oct 7, 2005 30 mins

Health-care fears panic Hal, who missed an insurance payment and is desperate to protect his family. Which means locking up the boys. Also, Lois links up with union organizers at the Lucky Aide, where a snitch is in their midst.

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Episode 3

Reese vs. Stevie

Fri, Oct 21, 2005 30 mins

An angry Reese threatens Stevie, who dreads a licking; cigarettes hook Dewey, thanks to scads of packs hidden by ex-smoker Hal; and Lois tries to get Jamie to talk by prattling on and on and on. Stevie: Craig Lamar Traylor.

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Episode 4

Halloween

Fri, Oct 28, 2005 30 mins

Halloween terrors envelop Reese and Dewey, out trick-or-treating; and Hal, who's distressed about his home's gruesome history as a murder site. Meanwhile, Lois deals with more defined fears at work in her encounter with a shoplifter.

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Episode 5

Jessica Stays Over

Fri, Nov 4, 2005 30 mins

A comely teen taunts Malcolm when she moves in and teaches him maternal-manipulation skills he comes to regret. Meanwhile, Dewey pulls a really fast one on Reese, who thinks he's traveling on a jet to China. Jessica: Hayden Panettiere.

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Episode 6

Secret Boyfriend

Fri, Nov 11, 2005 30 mins

Malcolm's in love with a hot---and secretly brainy---teen named Vicki, who really likes him but fears going public and shattering her image. So, in a crowd, Vicki treats him badly. Elsewhere, Reese fights a "get a job" battle with Lois.

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Episode 7

Blackout

Fri, Nov 18, 2005 30 mins

A power outage disrupts Lois and Hal's anniversary and reveals Malcolm's trysts with young European women. In other events, Francis shows up unannounced with a strange purpose.

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Episode 8

Army Buddy

Fri, Dec 2, 2005 30 mins

A female Army sergeant (Larisa Oleynik) who is one of Reese's old pals playfully rebonds with him. According to Reese: "She wants me bad. This is a disaster."

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Episode 9

Malcolm Defends Reese

Fri, Dec 16, 2005 30 mins

Reese is humiliated in class by an intimidating teacher who also has it in for Malcolm. Elsewhere, Lois deals with a chatty buttinsky (Kathryn Joosten) who's babysitting Jamie; and Hal sets up Dewey on a date that has disastrous results.

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Episode 10

Malcolm's Money

Fri, Jan 6, 2006 30 mins

Greedy Hal rips off Malcolm to the tune of $10,000, the amount of a "genius grant" check his son unknowingly receives, but Hal has to share with other family schemers. Meanwhile, Reese wreaks havoc at a retirement home.

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Episode 11

Bride of Ida

Fri, Jan 13, 2006 30 mins

Grandma Ida (Cloris Leachman) says that Reese needs to be more manly---so he runs off to Las Vegas with Raduca to elope. Part 1 of two. Raduca: Rheagan Wallace.

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Episode 12

College Recruiters

Sun, Jan 29, 2006 30 mins

Conclusion. Despite Dewey's employment advice, a friend's new job opportunity is music to Francis's ears; Hal intervenes on Malcolm's behalf when college recruiters come calling. Raduca: Rheagan Wallace.

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Episode 13

Mono

Sun, Feb 12, 2006 30 mins

A mono-stricken Lois absentmindedly passes it on to Malcolm, forcing them to be quarantined; Hal becomes Mr. Popularity with the neighbors while his wife is incapacitated.

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Episode 14

Hal Grieves

Sun, Feb 19, 2006 30 mins

Hal doesn't feel sad when the father he never knew dies, so he goes overboard with affection toward his own kids. George Takei has a cameo. Abe: Gary Anthony Williams.

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Episode 15

A.A.

Sun, Mar 5, 2006 30 mins

Lois is in for a surprise when she and Hal help Francis mark one year of sobriety. Elsewhere, Dewey needs a ride to the arcade, but Malcolm and Reese are in no mood for games.

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Episode 16

Lois Strikes Back

Sun, Mar 19, 2006 30 mins

Lois comes to Reese's defense when he's the victim of a prank by four female classmates; Hal throws himself into a new project in the garage.

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Episode 17

Hal's Dentist

Sun, Mar 26, 2006 30 mins

Hal loses a tooth during a card game, but what really gets him down in the mouth is a visit to a friend's dentist; Malcolm and Dewey revel in a favorite pastime; and Lois takes bike-riding lessons from Reese.

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Episode 18

Bomb Shelter

Sun, Apr 2, 2006 30 mins

Malcolm enrolls in a dance class to look good for a girl, but winds up facing a challenge from a dedicated rival (Ryan Raftery).

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Episode 19

Stevie in the Hospital

Sun, Apr 9, 2006 30 mins

Malcolm tries to suspend reality when Stevie has to go to the hospital; Lois fears the onset of dementia; and Hal's toy boat brings out his competitive nature.

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Episode 20

Cattle Court

Sun, Apr 16, 2006 30 mins

Reese is forced to eat his words when he falls for a vegetarian coworker (Tara Lipinski) at the meat plant; Malcolm tries to deceive Lois to attend a concert.

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Episode 21

Morp

Sun, Apr 23, 2006 30 mins

As prom night nears, Reese has to jump through hoops for his date, and Malcolm and his buddies organize an alternative event. Meanwhile, Dewey gets back at his parents for the lack of childhood photos of him.

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Episode 22

Graduation

Sun, May 14, 2006 30 mins

In the series finale, Malcolm wrestles with his valedictory speech while looking forward to attending Harvard, and Reese goes to extremes to land a job as his high school's janitor. Meanwhile, Francis tries to keep his new vocation a secret from his mother, and Hal searches for ways to pay for Malcolm's tuition. Ida: Cloris Leachman.

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