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Half & Half Season 3 Episodes

Season 3 Episode Guide

22 Episodes 2004 - 2005

Episode 1

The Big My Little Pony Episode

Mon, Sep 20, 200420 mins

Still upset that her father bought Dee Dee a horse when they were kids, Mona buys herself a horse on the internet.

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Episode 2

The Big Birth-Date Episode

Mon, Sep 27, 200420 mins

As birthday presents, the sisters find dates for each other.

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Episode 3

The Big Advice to Put It on Ice Episode

Mon, Oct 4, 200421 mins

Mona lies and says Drew is her son in order to try to sign a new artist. Dee Dee tries a do-it-yourself building project.

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Episode 4

The Big One Wedding and a Funeral Episode

Mon, Oct 11, 200421 mins

Mona and Dee attend a wedding of one of Dee's ex-boyfriends Neil, while Phyllis and Big Dee attend the funeral of someone they were both once intimately involved with. Before the wedding begins, Dee Dee guiltily confesses her past relationship with Neil to Neil's bride-to-be, which results in the wedding being cancelled .

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Episode 5

The Big Don't Leave Me This Way Episode

Mon, Oct 18, 200421 mins

Mona spreads herself thin trying to succeed at work and maintain a social life.

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Episode 6

The Big Not-So-Loyal Family Episode

Mon, Oct 25, 200421 mins

Mona hangs out with Dee Dee's nemesis Stephanie, then has a dinner trying to broker a ceasefire between the two.

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Episode 7

The Big Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls Episode

Mon, Nov 8, 200420 mins

Spencer tries to sign a major artist but has to deal with the bad behavior and drama that has stopped other labels from signing him.

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Episode 8

The Big My Life & Kids Episode

Mon, Nov 15, 200421 mins

Dee Dee meets and falls for her favorite author. All goes well until she finds out that he has kids.

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Episode 9

The Big Thanks for Nothing Episode

Mon, Nov 22, 200420 mins

High drama occurs and secrets are revealed at Dee Dee's Thanksgiving dinner party when Spencer's father Ray shows up unexpectedly, Mona comes clean to her father about her feelings of being slighted by him, and Phyllis rethinks her relationship with Ray.

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Episode 10

The Big Parent Trap Episode

Mon, Nov 29, 200421 mins

Dee Dee musters up the courage to finally introduce her new boyfriend, the other Morris, to her parents. Though Charles and Big Dee Dee publicly approve, privately they try to get Dee Dee to break it off. Also, a new assistant is hired at Delicious who is a disaster.

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Episode 11

The Big Home Is Where the Car Is Episode

Mon, Jan 3, 200521 mins

Mona fears that her new guy, Roland, has a major flaw that has yet to come to light. Big Dee Dee is contemplating having her breasts enlarged, but she finds a surprising comfort from Phyllis when her doctor finds a lump in her breast.

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Episode 12

The Big All Bets Are Off Episode

Mon, Jan 31, 200521 mins

Mona, Dee Dee, Phyllis and Big Dee Dee have trouble getting along when they all play poker together at Mona's apartment. When Dee Dee loses to Mona she has a hard time accepting that she may not be the best at something.

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Episode 13

The Big Credit Check Episode

Mon, Feb 7, 200521 mins

Mona gets upset when she feels she is not getting the credit she deserves for her talent search idea. Big Dee Dee meets with her old talent agent hoping that he will represent her again.

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Episode 14

The Big Performance Anxiety Episode

Mon, Feb 14, 200521 mins

Dee Dee is hoping for a second chance at impressing a high-powered attorney, Maxine Shaw. Big Dee Dee feels she is being upstaged by another actor, Kyle Barker. The Delicious staff go on a work retreat, but Mona is having trouble getting everyone interested in working.

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Episode 15

The Big Fast Track Episode: Part 1

Mon, Feb 21, 200521 mins

Spencer ruins Mona's Chance to work with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Dee Dee loses her job before she has it when the firm she was going to work for downsizes.

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Episode 16

The Big Fast Track Episode: Part 2

Mon, Feb 28, 200522 mins

Mona panics under the pressure of picking a finalist for the star search.

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Episode 17

The Big Undercover Lover Episode

Mon, Mar 28, 200520 mins

After Mona discovers Dee Dee has secretly gotten back together with her older ex-boyfriend Carter, she is disappointed that Dee Dee didn't trust her enough to tell her. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee are devastated when their treasured hairstylist relocates to a different state.

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Episode 18

The Big Doormat No More Episode

Mon, Apr 25, 200521 mins

After telling Mona not to let people take advantage of her, Dee Dee later regrets giving her that advice when she asks Mona a favor and is turned down. Meanwhile, Mona takes away Spencer's new clothes until he pays her back the money he owes her.

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Episode 19

The Big Who's Wooing Who Episode

Mon, May 2, 200521 mins

Mona entertains overtures from the head of a rival record company, who hopes to steal her away from Delicious Records.

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Episode 20

The Big Mothers for Others Episode

Mon, May 9, 200521 mins

When Big Dee Dee crashes Phyllis' charity telethon meeting, Phyllis tells everyone Big Dee Dee was pregnant before she was married.

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Episode 21

The Big Thorne in My Side Episode

Mon, May 16, 200521 mins

When Phyllis gets into trouble with her Homeowner's Association, Dee Dee comes to her defense, but ends up causing more harm than good. Meanwhile, Mona tries to avoid Phyllis' constant needy behavior, but becomes jealous when Phyllis starts to spend more time with Dee Dee.

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Episode 22

The Big Pomp & Circumstance Episode

Mon, May 23, 200521 mins

Dee Dee starts to feel the pressure as her law school graduation fast approaches and she hasn't landed a job. Meanwhile, Mona panics when Phyllis finds a terrific apartment in her neighborhood.

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