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Half & Half Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2004 - 2005
Episode 1
The Big My Little Pony Episode
Mon, Sep 20, 2004 30 mins
Mona, fresh from a Hawaiian vacation, learns that Dee Dee has hidden the fact that she's owned a horse since they were kids. As a result, Mona decides to buy one for herself. However, all does not go as planned with her purchase. Also: Kai's affections for Spencer unexpectedly turn cold. Paul: Rupert Boneham.
Episode 2
The Big Birth-Date Episode
Mon, Sep 27, 2004 30 mins
Mona and Dee Dee celebrate their birthdays by initiating a "man-exchange"---they find each other a date. Also, Big Dee Dee agrees to give Dee Dee a portrait of the two of them with Mona and her mom. James: Bill Bellamy. Brendan: Dondre Whitfield. Junebug: Teck Holmes.
Episode 3
The Big Advice to Put It on Ice Episode
Mon, Oct 4, 2004 30 mins
Mona attempts to sign a much-sought-after singer (Faith Evans) who's a single mom by pretending to be a single parent herself. Also: Mona initiates a talent search at Delicious Records; Mona and Spencer decide the status of their friendship; Dee Dee puts together a do-it-yourself shelf unit; and Charles and Phyllis spend quality time together.
Episode 4
The Big One Wedding & A Funeral Episode
Mon, Oct 11, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee and Mona attend the wedding of Neil (Keith Robinson), whom they both dated, and inadvertently cause the bride (Noel True) to cancel the ceremony. Also, Phyllis and Big Dee Dee discover they have another man in common besides Charles; and Spencer tries to recoup a $100 tip he gave a stripper (Amy Hunter) at Neil's bachelor party.
Episode 5
The Big Don't Leave Me This Way Episode
Mon, Oct 18, 2004 30 mins
The demands of Mona's job interfere with the time she has for family and friends---until she attends a party of Dee Dee's the night before a big presentation. Also: Adam decides to go straight; and goes on a date with a woman.
Episode 6
The Big Not-So-Loyal Family Episode
Mon, Oct 25, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee is beside herself when she learns Mona has befriended her law-school nemesis, Stephanie Seymour (Nicole Lyn). Spencer tries to reject a talent-search entrant (Kel Mitchell) who won't take "no" for an answer.
Episode 7
The Big Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls Episode
Mon, Nov 8, 2004 30 mins
Spencer wants to ink the hot singer RJ Jackson (Ginuwine) to a contract when the artist's label folds, but Kai insists that the party animal first prove himself by recording one song for a sampler CD. Dee Dee decides to audition at a talent showcase.
Episode 8
The Big My Life and Kids Episode
Mon, Nov 15, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee is attracted to a noted author (Yancey Arias), but has second thoughts about pursuing a relationship with him when she learns he has children. Phyllis moves in with Mona after she has a fight with Ray. D-Lyrious: Daron Basco.
Episode 9
The Big Thanks for Nothing Episode
Mon, Nov 22, 2004 30 mins
Charles and Big Dee Dee host Thanksgiving dinner for the entire family, Spencer, his mom and his dad who, unbeknownst to his ex, is dating Phyllis. Also, Charles hires chef Tyler Florence to cook the dinner; and Mona becomes upset with her dad for not taking a more active interest in her life. Ray: Louis Gossett Jr. Tonya: Lonette McKee.
Episode 10
The Big Parent Trap Episode
Mon, Nov 29, 2004 30 mins
Mona's work load is only increased when Kai hires her cousin to work in the office. Also, Big Dee Dee and Charles are concerned about Dee Dee's relationship with Carter. Derek: Eugene Byrd.
Episode 11
The Big Home Is Where the Car Is Episode
Mon, Jan 3, 2005 30 mins
Mona senses that there's something not quite right with her new beau (Mel Jackson), but it takes Dee Dee to help her figure it out. Also: Dee Dee has a Peeping Tom; and Big Dee Dee contemplates breast enlargement.
Episode 12
The Big All Bets Are Off Episode
Mon, Jan 31, 2005 30 mins
Mona and Dee Dee's rivalry flares up in a Texas Hold 'Em poker game with Dee Dee's law school professor, some friends, and Big Dee Dee and Phyllis.
Episode 13
The Big Credit Check Episode
Mon, Feb 7, 2005 30 mins
Kai takes credit for Mona's talent-search idea (which doesn't sit well with Mona), and the five finalists are announced; Big Dee Dee returns to show biz, but finds herself cast opposite Coco in a dog-food commercial. Quddus Philippe: Himself. Louie: Louie Anderson.
Episode 14
The Big Performance Anxiety Episode
Mon, Feb 14, 2005 30 mins
Big Dee Dee stars in a musical revue opposite a man who's involved with Dee Dee's lawyer-hero (Erika Alexander). Also: Mona and the Delicious Records group attend a work-related weekend retreat at a luxury hotel, but none of her co-workers want to work. Kyle: T.C. Carson.
Episode 15
The Big Fast Track Episode
Mon, Feb 21, 2005 30 mins
Part 1 of two. Mona nabs record producers Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis to work with the talent-search finalists, but a last-minute contract snafu may keep the duo out of the studio. Dee Dee lands a job at a prestigious law firm, only to be laid off before she begins.
Episode 16
The Big Fast Track Episode
Mon, Feb 28, 2005 30 mins
Conclusion. The winner of the show's talent search is selected. First, however, the five finalists meet Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis; rehearse with them; and perform. Mona, meanwhile, feels the pressure of having to pick the winner.
Episode 17
The Big Undercover Lover Episode
Mon, Mar 28, 2005 30 mins
Mona worries about Dee Dee after her old flame Carter (Yancey Arias) remarks in a TV interview that he's seeing someone special; and then they run into Carter at a photography exhibit.
Episode 18
The Big Doormat No More Episode
Mon, Apr 25, 2005 30 mins
Mona attempts to recoup the money she's lent Spencer through the years. Dee Dee, meanwhile, dates an aspiring songwriter who wants her to give his demo to Mona; and Phyllis enjoys herself when she's mistaken for Big Dee Dee at a shoe store.
Episode 19
The Big 'Who's Wooing Who?' Episode
Mon, May 2, 2005 30 mins
When another record label woos Mona, she has to choose between staying at Delicious or accepting the offer. Also, Big Dee Dee plans a party for little Drew. Reece: Eric Benet.
Episode 20
The Big Mothers for Others Episode
Mon, May 9, 2005 30 mins
Mona, her mom, Dee Dee and Big Dee Dee volunteer for a Mother's Day telethon that raises funds for underprivileged moms. While preparing for the event, however, Phyllis reveals a family secret of Big Dee Dee's that alienates both moms from their daughters. Gavin Storm: Alan Thicke.
Episode 21
The Big Thorne in My Side Episode
Mon, May 16, 2005 30 mins
Dee Dee defends Phyllis when she gets in trouble with her Homeowner's Association for having too many cats. Mona, meanwhile, does her best to avoid her mom, but becomes jealous of Dee Dee's newfound closeness with Phyllis. Reggie: Verne Troyer.
Episode 22
The Big Pomp & Circumstance Episode
Mon, May 23, 2005 30 mins
Dee Dee prepares her valedictory speech with help from her muse---Blair Underwood---and Mona; and worries about her post-law school career. Elsewhere, Mona is mortified when Phyllis wants to move into the neighborhood. Julian: Terrell Tilford.
