Half & Half
Mona and Dee Dee are half-sisters with the same father who didn't really know each other when they were little and are complete opposites, but as adults they live in the same apartment building and at least try to bond.
- 2002-2006
- 4 seasons
- UPN
- Comedy
- TV-14
Mona and Dee Dee are half-sisters with the same father who didn't really know each other when they were little and are complete opposites, but as adults they live in the same apartment building and at least try to bond.
Season 3 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2004 - 2005
Episode 1
The Big My Little Pony Episode
Mon, Sep 20, 2004 20 mins
Still upset that her father bought Dee Dee a horse when they were kids, Mona buys herself a horse on the internet.
Episode 2
The Big Birth-Date Episode
Mon, Sep 27, 2004 20 mins
As birthday presents, the sisters find dates for each other.
Episode 3
The Big Advice to Put It on Ice Episode
Mon, Oct 4, 2004 21 mins
Mona lies and says Drew is her son in order to try to sign a new artist. Dee Dee tries a do-it-yourself building project.
Episode 4
The Big One Wedding and a Funeral Episode
Mon, Oct 11, 2004 21 mins
Mona and Dee attend a wedding of one of Dee's ex-boyfriends Neil, while Phyllis and Big Dee attend the funeral of someone they were both once intimately involved with. Before the wedding begins, Dee Dee guiltily confesses her past relationship with Neil to Neil's bride-to-be, which results in the wedding being cancelled .
Episode 5
The Big Don't Leave Me This Way Episode
Mon, Oct 18, 2004 21 mins
Mona spreads herself thin trying to succeed at work and maintain a social life.
Episode 6
The Big Not-So-Loyal Family Episode
Mon, Oct 25, 2004 21 mins
Mona hangs out with Dee Dee's nemesis Stephanie, then has a dinner trying to broker a ceasefire between the two.
Episode 7
The Big Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls Episode
Mon, Nov 8, 2004 20 mins
Spencer tries to sign a major artist but has to deal with the bad behavior and drama that has stopped other labels from signing him.
Episode 8
The Big My Life & Kids Episode
Mon, Nov 15, 2004 21 mins
Dee Dee meets and falls for her favorite author. All goes well until she finds out that he has kids.
Episode 9
The Big Thanks for Nothing Episode
Mon, Nov 22, 2004 20 mins
High drama occurs and secrets are revealed at Dee Dee's Thanksgiving dinner party when Spencer's father Ray shows up unexpectedly, Mona comes clean to her father about her feelings of being slighted by him, and Phyllis rethinks her relationship with Ray.
Episode 10
The Big Parent Trap Episode
Mon, Nov 29, 2004 21 mins
Dee Dee musters up the courage to finally introduce her new boyfriend, the other Morris, to her parents. Though Charles and Big Dee Dee publicly approve, privately they try to get Dee Dee to break it off. Also, a new assistant is hired at Delicious who is a disaster.
Episode 11
The Big Home Is Where the Car Is Episode
Mon, Jan 3, 2005 21 mins
Mona fears that her new guy, Roland, has a major flaw that has yet to come to light. Big Dee Dee is contemplating having her breasts enlarged, but she finds a surprising comfort from Phyllis when her doctor finds a lump in her breast.
Episode 12
The Big All Bets Are Off Episode
Mon, Jan 31, 2005 21 mins
Mona, Dee Dee, Phyllis and Big Dee Dee have trouble getting along when they all play poker together at Mona's apartment. When Dee Dee loses to Mona she has a hard time accepting that she may not be the best at something.
Episode 13
The Big Credit Check Episode
Mon, Feb 7, 2005 21 mins
Mona gets upset when she feels she is not getting the credit she deserves for her talent search idea. Big Dee Dee meets with her old talent agent hoping that he will represent her again.
Episode 14
The Big Performance Anxiety Episode
Mon, Feb 14, 2005 21 mins
Dee Dee is hoping for a second chance at impressing a high-powered attorney, Maxine Shaw. Big Dee Dee feels she is being upstaged by another actor, Kyle Barker. The Delicious staff go on a work retreat, but Mona is having trouble getting everyone interested in working.
Episode 15
The Big Fast Track Episode: Part 1
Mon, Feb 21, 2005 21 mins
Spencer ruins Mona's chance to work with Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Dee Dee loses her job before she has it when the firm she was going to work for downsizes.
Episode 16
The Big Fast Track Episode: Part 2
Mon, Feb 28, 2005 22 mins
Mona panics under the pressure of picking a finalist for the star search.
Episode 17
The Big Undercover Lover Episode
Mon, Mar 28, 2005 20 mins
After Mona discovers Dee Dee has secretly gotten back together with her older ex-boyfriend Carter, she is disappointed that Dee Dee didn't trust her enough to tell her. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee are devastated when their treasured hairstylist relocates to a different state.
Episode 18
The Big Doormat No More Episode
Mon, Apr 25, 2005 21 mins
After telling Mona not to let people take advantage of her, Dee Dee later regrets giving her that advice when she asks Mona a favor and is turned down. Meanwhile, Mona takes away Spencer's new clothes until he pays her back the money he owes her.
Episode 19
The Big Who's Wooing Who Episode
Mon, May 2, 2005 21 mins
Mona entertains overtures from the head of a rival record company, who hopes to steal her away from Delicious Records.
Episode 20
The Big Mothers for Others Episode
Mon, May 9, 2005 21 mins
When Big Dee Dee crashes Phyllis' charity telethon meeting, Phyllis tells everyone Big Dee Dee was pregnant before she was married.
Episode 21
The Big Thorne in My Side Episode
Mon, May 16, 2005 21 mins
When Phyllis gets into trouble with her Homeowner's Association, Dee Dee comes to her defense, but ends up causing more harm than good. Meanwhile, Mona tries to avoid Phyllis' constant needy behavior, but becomes jealous when Phyllis starts to spend more time with Dee Dee.
Episode 22
The Big Pomp & Circumstance Episode
Mon, May 23, 2005 21 mins
Dee Dee starts to feel the pressure as her law school graduation fast approaches and she hasn't landed a job. Meanwhile, Mona panics when Phyllis finds a terrific apartment in her neighborhood.