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Half & Half Season 2 Episodes
Season 2 Episode Guide
24 Episodes 2003 - 2004
Episode 1
The Big Mis-Conception Episode, Part 1
Mon, Sep 15, 2003 30 mins
Mona deals with Dee Dee's attempt to increase their father's involvement in Mona's life. Meanwhile, Spencer is attracted to a photographer (Rowena King) he met over the summer. First of two parts.
Episode 2
The Big Mis-Conception Episode, Part 2
Mon, Sep 22, 2003 30 mins
Dee Dee worries that her summer fling may have produced more than just memories when she takes a home pregnancy test. Also: Mona is jealous of Spencer's new girlfriend, Camille (Regina King).
Episode 3
The Big Keep Your Eyes off My Prize Episode
Mon, Sep 29, 2003 30 mins
When Mona and Dee Dee date the same aspiring politician (Anthony Montgomery), their mothers take it personally. The sisters agree the "mature" thing for them to do is to both stop dating him---but, of course, neither does.
Episode 4
The Big Birth-quake Episode
Mon, Oct 6, 2003 30 mins
For her birthday, Mona wants to be left alone by her family and friends. But, after an earthquake, she's stuck in the laundry room with Big Dee Dee. Phyllis, meanwhile, is trapped in an elevator with Charles; and Dee Dee is stuck in a store with Spencer and Adam, who've gone birthday shopping for Mona.
Episode 5
The Big No Substitutions Please Episode
Mon, Oct 13, 2003 30 mins
Worried that her parent's new baby will replace her, Dee Dee seeks professional help---from Phyllis; with Spencer spending time with his girlfriend, Mona finds a new best friend: her assistant Adam (Alec Mapa).
Episode 6
The Big Butting In Episode
Mon, Oct 20, 2003 30 mins
Phyllis accompanies Mona for a night on the town, but she quickly cramps her daughter's style. Elsewhere, Dee Dee butts heads with another tenant who's three months behind on his rent. Repairman: Ted Lange. Ian: Desmond Askew. Sammi: Danielle Nicolet.
Episode 7
The Big Foot in My Mouth Episode
Mon, Nov 3, 2003 30 mins
Mona discovers a hot new singer (Tamyra Gray of "American Idol" fame), but is unsure how to react when the woman makes a pass at her. Also: Dee Dee believes she's found the perfect man (Kiko Ellsworth).
Episode 8
The Big Forbidden Fruit Episode
Mon, Nov 10, 2003 30 mins
Dee Dee learns that Phyllis's new beau (Julius Carry) is married. Also: Spencer discovers that his committed relationship with Camille makes him attractive to other women.
Episode 9
The Big College Admission Episode
Mon, Nov 17, 2003 30 mins
Spencer's cousin, who now works in the mail room at Delicious Records, almost wrecks Spencer's relationship with Camille (Rowena King) when he recalls a drunken tryst Spencer and Mona had during their freshman year in college. Also: Dee Dee gives her mother a do-it-yourself belly mold to memorialize her pregnancy. Chauncy: Corey Holcomb.
Episode 10
The Big Bitter Baby Shower Episode
Mon, Nov 24, 2003 30 mins
Dee Dee tells her cousin Barbara (Shari Headley) that Mona's relationship woes stem from her mother's bitterness. This upsets Mona, wrecking Big Dee Dee's baby shower. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee's belly is rubbed once too often, and that's bad news for Vicki (Dorothy Lucey); Spencer agrees to a metrosexual makeover.
Episode 11
The Big How the Ex Stole Christmas Episode
Mon, Dec 15, 2003 30 mins
Dee Dee's ex-boyfriend arrives for the holiday dinner with big news: he's getting married to someone else. Also, Charles has a run-in with Phyllis's current beau, a shopping-mall Santa. Neil: Keith Robinson. Ben: Richard Lawson.
Episode 12
The Big Double Date with My Friend's Mate Episode
Mon, Jan 12, 2004 30 mins
Mona becomes smitten with Carlo (Antonio Sabato Jr.), Camille's best friend, after Camille sets up the two. But her joy is short-lived when she learns Carlo's heart zings for someone else. Also: Dee Dee tries to learn the sex of her mother's soon-to-be-born baby. Camille: Rowena King. Tina: Suzy Nakamura.
Episode 13
The Big You're Not the Boss of Me Episode
Mon, Feb 9, 2004 30 mins
When the new boss (MC Lyte) at Delicious Records begins downsizing the workforce, Mona and Spencer try their best to impress her. In other events, Dee Dee tries to come up with the perfect name for her soon-to-be-born sibling.
Episode 14
The Big Love Is Here & Now You're Gone Episode
Mon, Feb 16, 2004 30 mins
Camille considers leaving America---and Spencer---after a trip home to London. Also: Big Dee Dee records a lullaby for her expected baby boy with the help of a music producer (Nick Stabile) with whom Mona hopes to strike a chord herself.
Episode 15
The Big I Haven't the Vegas Idea Episode
Mon, Feb 23, 2004 30 mins
Spencer and Dee Dee's childhood friend Aurora (Ryan Michelle Bathe) enjoy themselves a little too much in Vegas. When they wake the next morning, they fear they may have gotten married. Meanwhile, Phyllis mistakes the electrician (Charlie Maher) for Mona's new boyfriend; and Mona and Nick (Nick Stabile) try to spend quality time together.
Episode 16
The Big Labor of Love Episode
Mon, Mar 1, 2004 30 mins
Big Dee Dee has her baby and naturally the half sisters react accordingly: Dee Dee goes into hysterics, while Mona remains calm. Also, Charles meets a motivational speaker (Evan Marriott) at a seminar. Kathy Griffin guest stars as Big Dee Dee's doctor.
Episode 17
The Big Typecast Episode
Mon, Mar 29, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee goes on a date with a guy who is not her type and winds up riding a motorcycle, a mechanical bull and a city bus, the last in an attempt to escape a bar brawl. Meanwhile, Big Dee Dee seeks advice from Phyllis on how to calm the baby after the babysitter (Daisy Fuentes) quits. Adam: Alec Mapa. Chauncey: Corey Holcomb. Nick: Nick Stabile. Keno: Nigel Thatch.
Episode 18
The Big Good Help Is Hard to Fire Episode
Mon, Mar 29, 2004 30 mins
Mona's new position of vice president at Delicious Records comes with an unwelcome responsibility: She has to fire Adam. Meanwhile, both Big Dee Dee and Dee Dee swoon over the new male nanny (Shemar Moore). Kai Owens: MC Lyte.
Episode 19
The Big Practice What You Preach Episode
Mon, Apr 12, 2004 30 mins
Mona and Dee Dee both hope to be named godmother to their new little brother, prompting Mona to start attending church with her family. Elsewhere, Phyllis has eyes for the church pastor (Clifton Davis), but finds she has competition in another congregant (Roz Ryan); and Dee Dee fends off advances from a new deacon (G-Thang).
Episode 20
The Big Employee Benefits Episode
Mon, Apr 26, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee vies for an internship at a prestigious firm and, in order to make a good impression with her possible new boss (Giancarlo Esposito), dresses provocatively. However, she soon wonders if she's being sexually harassed. Also: Spencer dates his boss (MC Lyte).
Episode 21
The Big Mother of a Mother's Day Rides Again Episode
Mon, May 3, 2004 30 mins
For Mother's Day, Mona gives Big Dee Dee designer luggage she got at Delicious. So Dee Dee, trying to one-up her, gives Phyllis a tennis bracelet. Meanwhile, Spencer and Charles bond over sports.
Episode 22
The Big Fetish What You Started Episode
Mon, May 10, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee reconnects with Clay, a former beau she dumped because of his foot fetish, after he swears he's cleaned up his act. Also: Spencer woos an R&B/funk legend (Billy Dee Williams) to allow his music to be sampled on a Delicious Records release. Soul singer Musiq makes a cameo. Clay: Kiko Ellsworth.
Episode 23
The Big Rules of Engagement Episode
Mon, May 17, 2004 30 mins
Mona goes to great lengths to impress Nick's parents (Martin Mull, Meredith Baxter), only to learn that they don't approve of interracial relationships; Nick later takes her by surprise with a marriage proposal. Phyllis refuses to introduce her new boyfriend to her family.
Episode 24
The Big My Lover, My Brother Episode
Mon, May 17, 2004 30 mins
Dee Dee tries her overzealous best to boost Mona's spirits, inadvertently sending her sister into Spencer's waiting arms. Meanwhile, Phyllis finally introduces her new beau (Lou Gossett Jr.) to the family. Alicia Callaway ("Survivor: All-Stars") also guest stars.