Going Dutch
The arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel Patrick Quinn — after an epically unfiltered rant — is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world, notable for its Michelin Star-commissary, top-notch bowling alley, lavender-infused laundry and the best (and only) fromagerie in the U.S. Armed Forces.
- Metascore63
- 2025-2026
- 2 seasons
- Fox Network
- Comedy
- TV-14
The arrogant, loudmouth U.S. Army Colonel Patrick Quinn — after an epically unfiltered rant — is reassigned to the Netherlands, where he is punished with a command position at the least important army base in the world, notable for its Michelin Star-commissary, top-notch bowling alley, lavender-infused laundry and the best (and only) fromagerie in the U.S. Armed Forces.
Season 2 Episode Guide
12 Episodes 2026
Episode 1
The Laser's Edge
Thu, Jan 15, 2026
General Davidson and his soldiers go to war against Colonel Quinn and his troops in an intense battle of laser tag combat; Captain Maggie avoids third-wheeling Major Shah and Celeste.
Episode 2
Farmer's Mark-tet Offensive
Thu, Jan 22, 2026
Colonel Quinn and Katja go to war between the town and the base after breaking up, so Captain Maggie tries to de-escalate the tension between them and negotiate a truce.
Episode 3
There's No PX Like Home
Thu, Jan 29, 2026
The base's festivities for the 250th birthday of the United States are on the line when a petty and vengeful Davidson holds up their supplies; Team Shiny must pull off a daring undercover mission.
Episode 4
None of the Good Guys
Thu, Feb 5, 2026
Captain Maggie is cursed with dating bad men and Sergeant Dana convinces her to go to a single's mixer; Colonel Quinn deals with an anonymous protester that has infiltrated the base.
Episode 5
The Canuck Stops Here
Thu, Feb 12, 2026
Captain Maggie invites her idol, General Martin, to the base in hopes of pitching herself as a mentee; things get complicated when Colonel Quinn and Martin develop an immediate attraction toward each other.
Episode 6
Swapadakis
Thu, Feb 26, 2026
Major Shah needs the weekend off to celebrate his anniversary with Celeste; Capt. Maggie makes an emotional hair choice.
Episode 7
Twenty-Year Sitch
Thu, Mar 5, 2026
To celebrate Major Shah's 20 years of distinguished service in the U.S. Army, Colonel Quinn plans a boys' camping trip.
Episode 8
Tinker, Tailor, Colonel, Spy
Thu, Mar 12, 2026
Rick takes a sabbatical from the CIA and returns to the base, hoping to rekindle his strained relationship with Capt. Maggie; paranoia runs high when a mole is suspected to be operating inside the base.
Episode 9
Apache Helicopter Parent
Thu, Apr 2, 2026
Stroopsdorf is hosting its first-ever international peace talks, and when Captain Maggie is assigned the seemingly simple task of handing out cheese, Colonel Quinn turns into a full-blown helicopter parent.
Episode 10
The Heart Locker
Thu, Apr 9, 2026
After throwing out his back, Colonel Quinn is ordered to bed rest; the base is sent to sweep for landmines at a local farm, where Major Shah suddenly finds himself in serious danger when he steps on one.
Episode 11
General Dearest
Thu, Apr 16, 2026
Due to flooding from a massive storm, Colonel Quinn invites General Martin and her troops to stay at Stroopsdorf, but the romantic reunion turns into a battle of trust when her secret plan to seize control of the base is exposed.
Episode 12
NATOcean's Eleven
Thu, Apr 23, 2026
General Martin launches a takeover of the base and plans to fire its entire staff. Refusing to stand by, Captain Maggie devises a bold plan to reclaim Stroopsdorf and restore the Colonel's command.