Elvira's Movie Macabre

Episode 1

Night of the Living Dead

Sat, Sep 25, 2010 91 mins

Elvira decides to clean out her basement, relaunch "Movie Macabre," and host "Night of the Living Dead."

Episode 2

The Terror

Sun, Oct 3, 2010

Elvira mocks Roger Corman classic "The Terror" until she falls asleep.

Episode 3

The Giant Gila Monster

Sat, Oct 9, 2010 120 mins

Elvira pet-sits six animals while hosting "The Giant Gila Monster," but complications quickly arise when the pets begin feasting upon each other.

Episode 4

The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Sat, Oct 16, 2010 94 mins

Elvira prepares to compete on a game show while hosting "The Brain That Wouldn't Die."

Episode 5

The Satanic Rites of Dracula

Fri, Oct 22, 2010 94 mins

Elvira decides that the film she's hosting is so boring that she catches up on her reading and various personal chores.

Episode 6

Scared to Death

Fri, Oct 29, 2010

Elvira prepares for her annual Halloween party by kidnapping Martha Stewart and holding her captive in a wooden crate.

Episode 7

The Werewolf of Washington

Fri, Nov 5, 2010 97 mins

Elvira decides to throw her "ring into the hat" and campaign for office. To improve election odds, she masquerades as Sarah Palin and accepts a phone call from the dreaded Breather.

Episode 8

Eegah

Fri, Nov 12, 2010

Elvira celebrates the achievements of "Eegah" (or lack thereof) by honoring the film at the Elvie Awards.

Episode 9

Teenagers from Outer Space

Sat, Nov 20, 2010 93 mins

Elvira gets in touch with her inner child while hosting "Teenagers from Outer Space."

Episode 10

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Fri, Dec 24, 2010

Elvira celebrates Christmas with a stop-motion animated segment, a variety of puppets, stockings stuffed with amputees' legs, gingerdead men cookies and a special yuletide appearance by her longtime nemesis, The Breather.

Episode 11

I Eat Your Skin

Fri, Jan 21, 2011 93 mins

While hosting "I Eat Your Skin," Elvira complains that there's no actual flesh eating in the film, so she invents the I Eat Your Skin Diet and hawks Zombatrim pills.

Episode 12

Don't Look in the Basement

Fri, Jan 28, 2011

While hosting "Don't Look in the Basement," Elvira hears radio reports of a deranged killer on the loose in her neighborhood.

Episode 13

Untamed Women

Fri, Feb 4, 2011 74 mins

Elvira invites a few fellow Mistresses to discuss "Untamed Women" on a segment she calls "The Brew."

Episode 14

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

Fri, Feb 11, 2011

Elvira shows off her bilingual skills and cracks open her box of old love letters.

Episode 15

Lady Frankenstein

Fri, Feb 18, 2011

The son Elvira never knew she had abruptly appears and tries to take over her show.

Episode 16

The Manster

Fri, Feb 25, 2011

Elvira tries to figure out a way to avoid being deported.

Episode 17

Tormented

Fri, Apr 29, 2011

Elvira becomes paralyzed by a spider bite and is forced to watch "Tormented."

Episode 18

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Fri, May 6, 2011

Elvira tries to elevate the material by hosting Manos as if it were an episode of Masterpiece Theater.

Episode 19

Hercules and the Captive Women

Fri, May 13, 2011 91 mins

Elvira's stuck hosting this Greek tragedy about Hercules and his voyage to Atlantis to rescue his son and battle an army of identical men and a strange up-right dragon.

Episode 20

A Bucket of Blood

Fri, May 20, 2011 120 mins

Elvira tries her hand at being an artist in a variety of mediums. Also, Breather presents the Mistress of the Dark with The Publisher's Wet T-Shirt Contest Award.

Episode 21

Attack of the Giant Leeches

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

Episode 22

Beast from Haunted Cave

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

Episode 23

Monster from a Prehistoric Planet

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

Episode 24

The Killer Shrews

The last six episodes were not screened, but were later released on DVD.

Episode 25

The Wasp Woman

85 mins

In her quest for eternal youth, the glamorous CEO of a cosmetics company becomes a blood-thirsty wasp-monster by night, something the ageless Elvira doesn't need to worry about.

Episode 26

The Wild Women of Wongo

87 mins

It's love at first sacrifice when a tribe of hot chicks and ugly guys on the island of Wongo, hook up with a tribe of hot guys and ugly chicks on Goona, leaving Elvira to lament her lack of love.