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31 Episodes 1998 - 1999
Episode 1
Sat, Sep 12, 1998 30 mins
New Year's Eve could give Doug his big chance to steal a kiss from Patti at last! But as midnight approaches Patti has disappeared and so has Guy! Doug watches Roger scamming kisses and realizes that he wants a real kiss from Patti that really means something and he's willing to wait until he gets it. Patti finds Doug and explains that Guy tried to kiss her and that's why she left. Patti's not ready for kissing yet either.
Episode 2
Sat, Sep 19, 1998 30 mins
Cassandra Bleem the prettiest most popular girl in the eighth-grade asks Doug to be her date at an upcoming party.
Episode 3
Sat, Sep 26, 1998 30 mins
After an accident Doug is afraid to ride for Patti's team in the upcoming bike relay. Doug watches the race from the sidelines as Chalky who's not well runs out of steam. Doug finally admits to Patti that he's afraid.
Episode 4
Sat, Oct 3, 1998 30 mins
When he has to miss a Beets' recording session just to help his dad clean his grandma's attic Doug escapes into fantasy imagining that Quailman has an un-cool dad to cope with. When Quailman is trapped it's up to Quaildad to save the day. Suddenly Quaildad doesn't seem so doofy anymore and neither does Doug's dad when he puts off cleaning Grandma Funnie's attic so that Doug can go to the recording session.
Episode 5
Sat, Oct 10, 1998 30 mins
Patti and Skeeter tell each other a secret but suddenly the whole school seems to know. Doug finds himself in the middle of a cold war between his two best friends. Finally Doug insists that they talk this thing out. Skeeter and Patti realize that Doug is right - their friendship is too important to lose over a silly misunderstanding.
Episode 6
Sat, Oct 31, 1998 30 mins
Doug needs a costume for a Halloween party.
Episode 7
Sat, Nov 7, 1998 30 mins
Patti comes to stay with the Funnies and Doug worries that she will realize that he's an average guy so he puts on an act. At first it's easy for him to pretend but he soon realizes how difficult it is to hide his true self.
Episode 8
Sat, Nov 14, 1998 30 mins
Roger fakes an injury and Doug thinks he's responsible so he turns into Roger's servant. Exhausted Doug falls asleep and dreams about Quailman accidentally injuring Dr. Klotzenstein.
Episode 9
Sat, Nov 21, 1998 30 mins
At a big debate about mandatory school uniforms Principal White announces that Skeeter will debate Patti for him! But before Skeeter can say anything protest groups begin chanting and drown him out.
Episode 10
Sat, Nov 28, 1998 30 mins
Patti Mayonnaise seems to be good at everything and Doug wonders how he'll ever impress her. Discouraged Doug wonders how Quailman would handle a super successful friend.
Episode 11
Sat, Dec 5, 1998 30 mins
Former Beets member Flounder and Judy form a John and Yoko type relationship which means instant popularity for Doug. But when Doug tells all his new best friends that he only got three tickets to Flounder's upcoming concert his popularity crumbles.
Episode 12
Sat, Dec 12, 1998 30 mins
When Quailman experiences a series of annoying events he realizes they all have one thing in common: bad products made by a company named S.T.U.A.R.T. Quailman decides to investigate this company and uncovers a sinister plot!
Episode 13
Sat, Jan 2, 1999 30 mins
Doug volunteers to spend time with the residents of the Maturing Meadows retirement home and is upset when he is assigned to sour-faced Mrs. Whackhammer. Through a Quailman fantasy Doug realizes that she is just lonely.
Episode 14
Sat, Jan 9, 1999 30 mins
Judy goes to Vole University to audition to get in and learns that she's being admitted on the basis of Doug's drawings that somehow got mixed in with her application package.
Episode 15
Sat, Jan 30, 1999 30 mins
Everyone at school is worried about the mysterious SPIT tests. When Doug bumps into Mr. Bone he accidentally picks-up a sealed copy of the test. Should he open it and cheat?
Episode 16
Sat, Feb 20, 1999 30 mins
The contest to write the official Bluffington Anthem is on. Impressed by Patti's lyrics Doug persuades her to sing. She is awful but Doug tells her that she's great. On the day of the contest Doug finally tells Patti that she is a terrible singer. She's upset that Doug wasn't honest with her from the beginning. Patti recites her song as a 'poem' with Doug and the gang playing softly in the background and they receive a standing ovation.
Episode 17
Sat, Feb 27, 1999 30 mins
Doug's old best friend Bobby Bodingo comes to visit but he's obnoxious now. When Doug's friends make it clear that he is not welcome when Bobby's around Doug tries unsuccessfully to avoid him. Finally Doug loses his cool and yells at Bobby.
Episode 18
Wed, Mar 17, 1999 30 mins
Mr. Dink is too busy with his many gadgets to give Doug his Bluffscout 'snoarking' badge test. Frustrated Doug imagines Quailman teamed with kindly but absent-minded Professor Quint.
Episode 19
Sat, Apr 3, 1999 30 mins
For school picture day Doug douses himself with hair care products but the result is hideous. In a fantasy an epidemic of uncontrollable hair sweeps the city of Megalopolis and only Quailman can stop it. Back in reality Doug realizes he has spent too much time worrying about his looks and then finds the other kids including Patti are just as self-conscious about their photos as he was.
Episode 20
Sat, Apr 10, 1999 30 mins
Beebe Bluff's family is penniless due to heavy investments in the destroyed Yakestonian snoozegraffle crop. As the gang romps in the park and lounges on the beach Beebe cheers up and thanks them for showing her that friendship is more important than money.
Episode 21
Sat, Apr 17, 1999 30 mins
Judy as director forces Doug and his friends to do a Shakespearean tribute to recycling instead of a fun play and Doug slips into fantasy. Quailman and the League of Ultra-Buddies (L.U.B.) are pitted against the egotistical Judy-Dra who causes chaos throughout the city. The superheroes outsmart Judy-Dra and save the city. Back in reality Doug suggests to the cast that they do everything Judy's way so she'll see how wrong she is. The plan works and Judy agrees to do the play Doug and the
Episode 22
Sat, Apr 24, 1999 30 mins
Patti's father Chad has begun dating Miss Emily Kristal and Patti thinks Miss Kristal is trying to take the place of her late mother. During a dinner with Miss Kristal Patti becomes angry and runs from the house.
Episode 23
Sat, May 1, 1999 30 mins
The night before Doug's Quailman comic for the school paper is due Doug hasn't even begun drawing. He falls asleep and dreams about Quailman battling Dr. Rubbersuit. Despite the difficulty of the fight Quailman never gives up and manages to defeat Rubbersuit. Doug realizes that the best way to complete a project is not to delay but to begin by whatever means available.
Episode 24
Sat, May 8, 1999 30 mins
Convinced that girls (especially Patti) like rebels Doug decides to leave school during an assembly and have a wild adventure. He convinces Skeeter to come with him and they go to Swirly's but with everyone else in school it's boring. Doug and Skeeter return for the last few minutes of the assembly. Doug cockily tells Patti that he cut but she thinks what he did was pretty lame. Doug realizes that cutting school was not cool at all and that being 'nice' isn't so bad.
Episode 25
Sat, May 15, 1999 30 mins
Generalissimo Twang convinces three evildoers (dubbed the Triad of Terror) that they can defeat Quailman together allowing him to conquer the Earth. Though the trio seems to have Quailman at a loss their bickering proves their undoing. Seeing that his conquest failed and the Triad is defeated Twang decides to conquer another planet.
Episode 26
Sat, May 22, 1999 30 mins
Roger gets Doug to teach him how to be a gentleman so that he can get Beebe to go to the big dance with him. Beebe agrees to go but only to get revenge on Skeeter who is going with Connie. At the dance Roger cannot behave himself. Eventually Beebe yells that she only went with Roger to make Skeeter jealous - and Skeeter overhears her. Then Skeeter and Beebe reconcile then join the other kids dancing.
Episode 27
Sat, May 29, 1999 30 mins
Doug loans Roger his press pass so Roger can get into a movie screening. When the town paper publishes unkind remarks about Bluffington's citizens attributed to 'Weekly Beebe' reporter Doug Funnie Doug has to decide which is worse: to admit that he loaned out his pass or to let people think the quotes were his. Through a Quailman fantasy Doug learns that a person is judged by their deeds not words. With this in mind he confesses to loaning out his press pass.
Episode 28
Sat, Jun 5, 1999 30 mins
Doug and Skeeter encounter a 'kid' named Webster online and agree to meet in the park to exchange records. Webster is really 'Friendly Frankie ' a grown-man who steals their records while the boys are distracted. Later at Friendly Frankie's Used Records Skeeter realizes that a lot of the 'new arrivals' are the same records that were stolen from them but when they try to talk to Frankie he becomes defensive and intimidating scaring the boys. Fortunately Mr. Dink and Mayor Tippi come to the
Episode 29
Sat, Jun 12, 1999 30 mins
Fixated on winning Survival Saturday Doug ignores Bluffscout Patrol member Todd. Discouraged Todd joins with Roger. Doug feeling guilty takes refuge in a fantasy in which Quailman is saddled with hero trainee Kid Quail. Quailman learns a lesson though when Kid Quail joins with the evil Rubbersuit. In reality Doug realizes that he let Todd down and promises to teach him everything he knows.
Episode 30
Sat, Jun 19, 1999 30 mins
Doug asks his dad's old band to play at the school dance but when Doug hears them rehearse they're terrible! Doug has to decide between hurting his dad's feelings by telling him they can't play or risking humiliation when the awful band plays. When he sees how excited his dad is Doug decides to let them play. The band takes the stage - and they're good! They were just a little rusty before.
Episode 31
Sat, Jun 26, 1999 30 mins
Judy's leaving for college Doug's voice is changing and Chad Mayonnaise and Miss Kristal are getting married! Everyone's has his or her own idea for making the day special and pretty soon everyone is fighting over how the wedding should unfold. The day is headed for disaster until Doug steps in and reminds everyone that the wedding is not about the arrangements but about celebrating the happiness of two people whom they love.