Dilbert
Dilbert is a cubicle dwelling employee for a large soulless corporation. Along with his cynical and under-motivated co-workers, he labors fruitlessly under the bone-headed leadership of the Pointy-Haired Boss. Occasionally Dogbert, Dilbert's super-intelligent dog, gets Dilbert caught up in another wild money-making scheme, to Dilbert's regret.
- 1999-2000
- 2 seasons
- BET
- Animation, Comedy
- TV-14
Dilbert is a cubicle dwelling employee for a large soulless corporation. Along with his cynical and under-motivated co-workers, he labors fruitlessly under the bone-headed leadership of the Pointy-Haired Boss. Occasionally Dogbert, Dilbert's super-intelligent dog, gets Dilbert caught up in another wild money-making scheme, to Dilbert's regret.
Season 2 Episode Guide
17 Episodes 1999 - 2000
Episode 1
The Gift
Tue, Nov 2, 1999 30 mins
Searching for a gift for his mother, Dilbert is desperate enough to go to the mall, which holds bad memories for him: when he was a child his father abandoned him there.
Episode 2
The Shroud of Wally
Tue, Nov 9, 1999 22 mins
After having a near-death experience, Dilbert has trouble getting his benefits reinstated. He also begins to question the meaning of life. Meanwhile, Wally is worshiped as a god by a group of marketing students.
Episode 3
Art
Tue, Nov 16, 1999 22 mins
Dilbert is assigned the task of creating art in order to make money for the company. His market testing indicates that people like blue ducks, so he makes one with his computer.
Episode 4
The Trial
Tue, Nov 23, 1999 23 mins
Because his life is so boring, Dilbert's blood is safe for donation. He donates a few pints, but one of them falls out a window and is used to him to jail for murder.
Episode 5
The Dupey
Tue, Dec 7, 1999 23 mins
The company creates marketing buzz about something called a "Dupey". Dilbert is put in charge of creating the new sensation. Unfortunately, his creation takes a life of its own.
Episode 6
The Security Guard
Tue, Jan 18, 2000 23 mins
Dilbert and a security guard bet that they can do each other's job for the day. Each one of them does fine in the other's position, but Dilbert runs into trouble when he discovers an underground casino being run in the building.
Episode 7
The Merger
Tue, Jan 25, 2000 22 mins
In order to help spend excess money, the boss concocts a scheme to merge the company with another. Dogbert is called in as a consultant.
Episode 8
Hunger
Tue, Feb 1, 2000 23 mins
Dilbert genetically engineers the "tomeato" to end world hunger. The company hates the idea, but Dilbert thinks it can help the famine-ridden country of Elbonia.
Episode 9
The Off-Site Meeting
Tue, Feb 8, 2000 23 mins
Dilbert's neighbors get an elephant and annoy him by building a large tree house that is perched directly over his roof. Dilbert must settle the issue before his co-workers arrive for an off-site meeting at his house.
Episode 10
The Assistant
Tue, Feb 15, 2000 22 mins
Dilbert meets an incompetent former co-workers and discovers that he has made it big working for another company. As a result, the engineers find out there are other opportunities for them. To trick them into staying, management gives Dilbert an assistant.
Episode 11
The Return
Tue, Feb 22, 2000 22 mins
Dilbert buys a computer over the Internet. He has it sent to work, but the delivery that the boss signs for is not what Dilbert ordered. When he calls to complain, he discovers that his own company provides support for the complaint line.
Episode 12
The Virtual Employee
Tue, May 30, 2000 23 mins
When Dilbert learns of all the bureaucratic red tape involving disposal of obsolete equipment, he, Alice, Wally, Asok, and Loud Howard become desperate to find a place to store theirs. A chat with Young Zeke Who Takes Really Bad Care of Himself reveals that there is an empty cubicle. But when Catbert, the evil director of Human Resources, catches wind of what they're doing, they are forced to create a virtual employee, Todd, who becomes a huge success in the company.
Episode 13
Pregnancy
Tue, Jun 6, 2000 22 mins
Dilbert creates a small rocket in order to search for intelligent life. The rocket collects alien DNA as well as samples from a hillbilly, a cow, and an engineer. On its return flight, the rocket crashes and impregnates Dilbert.
Episode 14
The Delivery
Tue, Jun 13, 2000 29 mins
Dilbert examines his ultrasound and wants a second opinion. When he discovers that he isn't going to get medical benefits for his pregnancy, Dilbert tries to sell his story in order to raise money and a media frenzy ensues.
Episode 15
Company Picnic
Tue, Jul 11, 2000 22 mins
Dilbert must attend the company picnic and play as pitcher in the annual softball game between the engineering division and the marketing division.
Episode 16
The Fact
Tue, Jul 18, 2000 22 mins
Dogbert writes a book entitled "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome". The boss see the best-seller as a chance to come up with a new product.
Episode 17
Ethics
Tue, Jul 25, 2000 23 mins
After coming under scrutiny for unethical business practices, the company sends the employees for mandatory ethics training. Of course, management does not have to attend even though it is behind the major ethical violations.