Dave the Barbarian

Episode 1

The Maddening Sprite of the Stump/Shrink Rap

Fri, Jan 23, 2004

In the course of slaying a giant muffin, Lula gets stuck in a tree stump. Unless they can free her, the Sprite of the Stump will become king. Later, Dave tries to help people by becoming a psychofloobicologist, but awakens an angry god instead.

Episode 2

Pet Threat/Lula's First Barbarian

Dave decides to buy Faffy a friend, but this newcomer is not what he seems.

Episode 3

Girlfriend/Ned Frischman: Man of Tomorrow

Fri, Jan 23, 2004

Dave finds a girlfriend, but is the relationship too good to last? Later, a man from 1994 goes back in time looking to conquer the simple people of the past with modern technology.

Episode 4

Beef!/Rite of Pillage

Fri, Jan 23, 2004

Candy eats enchanted broccoli to make herself more appealing to a local hottie. Later, Dave undergoes his Rite of Pillage to become a real barbarian.

Episode 5

King for a Day/Slay What?

Fri, Jan 23, 2004

Candy takes a vacation, naming Dave the King in her absence, but the power goes to his head. Later, Fang meets her hero, Strom the Slayer. Unfortunately, he's come to slay Faffy.

Episode 6

Civilization/The Terror of Mecha-Dave

Fri, Jan 30, 2004

Candy tries to civilize Fang. Later, Cuddles creates Mecha-Dave, a clockwork duplicate, as part of his evil plot.

Episode 7

The Way of the Dave/Beauty and the Zit

Sat, Jan 1, 2005

A simple hat-buying trip turns into a dangerous encounter with the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy. Later, Oswidge accidentally brings Candy's pimple to life.

Episode 8

Band/Web

Fri, Feb 13, 2004

The family form a rock band, but the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy plans to use their fame against them. Then, when Candy builds up a hefty shopping bill, the only way she can stay out of trouble is to become a bill collector herself.

Episode 9

Sorcerer Material/Sweep Dreams

Fri, Feb 20, 2004

It's spring and thus Dave must do what he does best: cleaning. In search of the ultimate cleaning product some heroic events will happen.

Episode 10

Here There Be Dragons/Pipe Down!

Fri, Feb 27, 2004

Faffy falls in with a gang of bad dragons, who convince him to betray Dave and Fang. Then, a sibling argument between Dave and Candy accidentally awakens a terrible danger which threatens all of Udrogoth.

Episode 11

Termites of Endearment/Thor, Loser

Fri, Mar 19, 2004

Dave and his family fight a swarm of magical termites with magic, weapons and decorative Knick knacks. Later, Lula's sister, Molly, comes to stay and the family has to put on a show to impress her.

Episode 12

The Princess and the Peabrain/Horders and Sorcery

Fri, Mar 26, 2004

Sick of her princessly chores, Candy foists them onto her friends. But then the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy and his dim-witted nephew attack. Later, Fang tricks Dave into joining the army, but his natural strength makes her feel inferior.

Episode 13

The Brutish Are Coming/The Lost Race of Reeber

Fri, Apr 30, 2004

While Oswidge puts off getting his nose and ear hair trimmed, Dave and Fang must agree on the best way to fight an oncoming band of monsters. Then, to prove to Dave that she's not selfish, Candy helps a lost tribe reclaim their kingdom from invisible monsters.

Episode 14

Lederhosen of Doom/Floral Derangement

Fri, Jan 21, 2005

First, a pair of cursed German trousers turn Fang into an evil monster. Then, Fang must keep Dave from finding out what she did to his prize-winning flowers.

Episode 15

A Pig's Story

Mon, Dec 27, 2004

Sick of constantly being defeated by Dave and his family, the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy forces the narrator to change the story. Can Dave defeat the evil villain AND rehearse the Pageant of Udrogoth?

Episode 16

That Darn Ghost!/The Cow Says Moon

Tue, Dec 28, 2004

First, Candy finds out that all the cool kids in Udrogoth have ghosts, but the one Dave and Fang find to haunt their castle is more trouble than he's worth. Then, evil princess Irmaplotz puts Dave under a terrible (bovine) curse.

Episode 17

Night of the Living Plush/I Love Neddy

Wed, Feb 23, 2005

The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy takes advantage of Candy's obsession with plush toys and Dave becomes a protest singer. Then, Ned Frischman is back with a new weapon: comedy! And Dave and his family fight him with their new weapon: a reality show!

Episode 18

Shake, Rattle, and Roll Over/Bad Food

Thu, Dec 30, 2004

The family try to give Faffy obedience training, unaware that the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy is plotting to take over Udrogoth. Later, Dave tries to become a gourmet chef but his entrees keep coming to life and attacking people.

Episode 19

Red Sweater of Courage/Dog of the Titans

Wed, Dec 29, 2004

A magic red sweater makes Dave idiotically brave. Then, he becomes the beloved pet of a young giantess.

Episode 20

Fiends and Family/Plunderball

Thu, Dec 30, 2004

The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy poses as King Throktar to trick Fang into helping him. Then, it's the battle of the exes as Dave and Irmaplotz face off in a sporting event unlike any other.

Episode 21

Not a Monkey/Happy Glasses

Sat, Jan 22, 2005

All her life, Fang has been saying that she's not a monkey, but now she's not so sure. Later, a Harvest Day gift makes the family's dreams come true...but not really.