Bless This House
A sarcastic postal worker and his equally-snarky wife raise their kids in a small apartment in New Jersey, hoping to move into a more spacious house.
- 1995-1996
- 1 season
- CBS
- Comedy
A sarcastic postal worker and his equally-snarky wife raise their kids in a small apartment in New Jersey, hoping to move into a more spacious house.
Season 1 Episode Guide
16 Episodes 1995 - 1996
Episode 1
Pilot
Mon, Sep 11, 1995
Alice convinces her husband Burt that it's time they bought a house.
Episode 2
A Woman's Work Is Never Done
Wed, Sep 13, 1995
Alice is fired from her cashier job when her boss learns that she secretly interviewed for a position as a legal secretary; Danny brings home from school her first boyfriend.
Episode 3
Company Loves Misery
Wed, Sep 20, 1995
Ever-bickering couple Lenny and Phyllis attempt to save their marriage by tagging along with Burt and Alice when they celebrate their wedding anniversary.
Episode 4
A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
Wed, Sep 27, 1995
The Claytons are divided over whether their 12-year-old daughter can go to the movies alone with a boy, but everyone's plans are put on hold when the family car is stolen.
Episode 5
I Am Not My Sister's Keeper
Wed, Oct 11, 1995
Burt is not pleased with his sister's new boyfriend.
Episode 6
Where There's Smoke, You're Fired
Wed, Oct 18, 1995
Burt tries to resist Vicky's amorous advances without raising his wife's suspicions; Alice secretly starts smoking again after catching Danny with a pack of cigarettes.
Episode 7
The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions
Wed, Oct 25, 1995 30 mins
After forgetting to pick up Sean from school, Burt attempts to make amends by getting him a puppy.
Episode 8
A Fight a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Wed, Nov 1, 1995
The Claytons continue house-hunting and decide to get a new life-insurance policy, but Burt is worried about passing the required physical.
Episode 9
Fish and Guests Stink After Three Days
Wed, Nov 8, 1995
Lenny assumes that he will be moving into the Claytons' new house with them.
Episode 10
The Postman Always Moves Twice
Wed, Nov 15, 1995
To get back at their stingy landlord, the Claytons trash their apartment before moving into their new house.
Episode 11
Neither a Borrower Nor a Landlord Be
Wed, Nov 22, 1995
The Claytons rent out their new home to avoid foreclosure.
Episode 12
If It Ain't Broke, Break It
Wed, Dec 13, 1995
Burt is devastated when his new recliner snaps in two as soon as he brings it home; Danny suffers her first heartbreak.
Episode 13
Misery on 34th Street
Wed, Dec 20, 1995
Alice's hypercritical mother arrives for Christmas and unwanted advice on how to discipline Danny.
Episode 14
The Bowling Method
Wed, Jan 3, 1996
After a pregnancy scare, Burt and Alice propose a bowling contest to determine which one will undergo surgery as birth control.
Episode 15
One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Stereo
Wed, Jan 10, 1996
The Claytons fight with their haughty new neighbors with an escalating prank battle.
Episode 16
Natural Born Parents
Wed, Jan 17, 1996
Burt and Alice are proud of Danny's A in English until they find out it's for a school project in which she has been corresponding with a prisoner who's a mass murderer.