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Bert the Conqueror Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
14 Episodes 2016 - 0
Episode 1
Walk on Water
Tue, Jun 7, 2016 30 mins
Bert attempts to walk on water to conquer a lobster-crate race in Maine when Season 3 premieres.
Episode 2
The Big Cheese
Tue, Jun 7, 2016 30 mins
Bert wildly sprints downhill attempting to finish before a roll of cheese.
Episode 3
Mind-Blowing Michigan
Tue, Jun 14, 2016 30 mins
Bert's search for Michigan's top thrills leads him to a backyard "abusement" park.
Episode 4
Bringing Home the Bacon
Tue, Jun 21, 2016 30 mins
In Florida, Bert competes to catch a muddy pig, which the winner gets to take home.
Episode 5
Mr. Universal
Tue, Jun 28, 2016 30 mins
Bert takes on the most action-packed rides and attractions at Universal Orlando Resort.
Episode 6
Bert's Biggest Splash
Tue, Jun 28, 2016 30 mins
Bert competes for the biggest splash when he flies down a ski jump-turned-waterslide.
Episode 7
Colorado Canyon Swing
Tue, Jul 5, 2016 30 mins
Bert faces his fear of heights when he takes on Colorado's highest thrill rides.
Episode 8
Running of the Balls
Tue, Jul 5, 2016 30 mins
Bert scrambles to outrun a colossal plastic ball down a 1000-foot hill.
Episode 9
Bert & Gurney
Tue, Aug 2, 2016 30 mins
Bert suffers an injury before dashing through an inflatable obstacle course.
Episode 10
Midwest Mud Fest
Tue, Aug 2, 2016 30 mins
Bert races an ATV at the annual Eagle Mountain Mud Run in Burtrum, Minn.
Episode 11
Seeing Red
Tue, Aug 2, 2016 30 mins
Bert is seeing red at the Seattle Tomato Battle, where he attempts to withstand 15 tons of the round, ripe fruit being hurled through the air.
Episode 12
Beta Test
Tue, Aug 9, 2016 30 mins
Bert gets to be a human guinea pig when he visits a ride-testing site in Utah; and he crushes cars in a military-grade tank during his time at an amusement park in Georgia.
Episode 13
Barbecue & Barbed Wire
Tue, Aug 9, 2016 30 mins
Bert explores the best thrills of America's heartland, including a maniacally muddy 5km race.
Episode 14
Friday Night Heights
Tue, Aug 30, 2016 30 mins
Bert travels to Texas, where he rides boardwalk coasters, trains sea lions and faces his fear of heights by rappelling down a 16-story building.