Beetle Bailey

Episode 1

Home Sweet Swampy

Mon, Aug 26, 1963

Episode 2

Hero's Reward

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 3

Et Tu Otto

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 4

Psychological Testing

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 5

A Tree Is a Tree Is a Tree

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 6

Beetle's High Horps

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

The General is frustrated that the Pentagon ignores Camp Swampy, so they mount their own space program, building a giant rocket and launch pad. Beetle is scheduled to be the astronaut, but a foul up sends Sergeant Snorkel accidentally instead. Later, a kiss from Bunny sends Beetle into lunar orbit without a rocket.

Episode 7

Labor Shortage

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 8

Don't Fiddle with the Brass

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 9

The Sergeant's Master

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 10

The Bull of the Ball

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Bunny breaks her date with Beetle so she can go out with a dashing playboy in his Italian sports car. Cosmo advises Beetle to follow them to a masquerade ball. In a hastily thrown together costume, he puts a mounted stag's head on and an impromptu bull fight ensues on the dance floor.

Episode 11

60-Count 'em-60!

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 12

Grab Your Socks

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

The Pentagon finally wants to come inspect Camp Swampy, and Sgt. Snorkel promises to surprise them. To do this, the platoon heads to bed early per Snorkel's orders, with multiple alarm clocks synchronized and Beetle sleeping closer to Snorkel as a "third ear". As soon as lights out, Snorkel gets super paranoid and keeps jumping up over the smallest noises (Beetle removing his boot, a drip from a pipe hitting his bunk frame, and him hitting his own face after a rogue pillow feather lands on him), and the rest of the platoon has to beg him to stop being so wound up. Unfortunately, after that, they're so tired none of them hear the alarm clocks go off and are still asleep when Gen. Halftrack and the Pentagon General come in. Their failed inspection gets them thrown in the brig, only for Snorkel to finally wake up when the jailer drops his keys.

Episode 13

The Blue Ribbon

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 14

Go Yeast, Young Man

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Sgt. Snorkel has planned a birthday celebration for Gen. Halftrack, complete with rockets and music, and commands Beetle Bailey and Zero to stay in the kitchen where they won't get into trouble. But Beetle is sure they can do something to help with the celebration and decides to bake the general a cake. Things go bad when Beetle decides to make enough for whole camp, which involves him adding a tremendous amount of yeast.

Episode 15

We Love You, Sergeant Snorkle

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 16

Is This Drip Necessary

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

The plumbing in Gen. Halftrack's house goes haywire when Beetle takes charge.

Episode 17

A Christmas Tale

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 18

For Officers Only

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 19

Bye Bye Young Lovers

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 20

A Pass Is a Pass Is a Pass

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 21

Leap No More My Lady

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

The General is receiving a visit from an old friend and his lady, but no one is aware of who the lady is.

Episode 22

Tatoo-Tootsie Goodbye

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 23

Welsh Rabbit

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 24

Cosmo's Naught

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 25

Camp Invisible

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Camp Swampy disappears after Zero uses "invisible paint!"

Episode 26

'V' for Visitors

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

It's visitors day at Camp Swampy and Bunny's dad is visiting the camp.

Episode 27

Shutterbugged

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 28

Little Pooch Lost

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 29

Halftrack's Navy

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 30

Don't Give Up the Swamp

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 31

Hoss Laffs

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 32

The Red Carpet Treatment

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 33

Lucky Beetle

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Our hero's good-luck magnet almost destroys the Camp.

Episode 34

Sweet Sunday

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

What starts as a pleasant Sunday drive for Beetle, Otto, Bunny, and Bunny's father turns into chaos involving littering, a speeding ticket, and an unexpected --and interrupted-- marriage ceremony for Beetle and Bunny by a rural judge.

Episode 35

Operation Butler

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 36

Bridge on the River 'Y'

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 37

The Secret Weapon

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 38

The Diet

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Sgt. Snorkel starts getting ridiculed by his platoon for the fact he is gaining weight and it's wreaking havoc on him and his body. He decides to go on a diet, but the diet is a crash diet ("Rule 1: Don't eat." "Rule 2: Don't eat." "Rule 3: When not eating, don't eat.") that unfortunately affects his dog Otto ("And that goes for your dog, too."). Snorkel goes so crazy, he ends up forbidding anyone he sees from eating as long as he's not eating. This makes Cookie and the rest of the platoon hatch a scheme to make Sarge break his diet, and the best moment is when they realize Sarge and Otto are having the same dream every night; where they both sleepwalk to the mess hall and think they're being fed. The very next night, Cookie cooked up real food and dished it out on their plates, after Sarge and Otto mowed down the food, the rest of the platoon woke them up with a surprise, then use reverse psychology to make sure they got fed as well.

Episode 39

The Heir

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 40

Breaking the Leash

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 41

The Spy

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 42

The Jinx

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

When Beetle and his friends read a fortune cookie message saying to beware of beetles because they bring bad luck, his friends immediately jump to the conclusion that Beetle himself will be a jinx to them.

Episode 43

Courage Encourager

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 44

Sgt. Snorkle's Longest Day

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 45

Everything's Ducky

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

The General is informed that Campy Swampy is receiving a senatorial inspection.

Episode 46

The Play's the Thing

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 47

Geronimo

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 48

Son of a Gun of a Gun

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 49

Zero's Dizzy Double Date

Mon, Sep 9, 1963

Episode 50

Dr. Jekyl and Beetle Bailey

Mon, Sep 9, 1963