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Are You There, Chelsea? Season 1 Episodes
Season 1 Episode Guide
12 Episodes 2012 - 2012
A comedy series about an uninhibited sports-bar waitress (Laura Prepon) and her posse of working-stiff twentysomethings, including a partying sidekick (Ali Wong) and an odd roommate (Lauren Lapkus). .Based on the book "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" by comic Chelsea Handler, who serves as an executive producer and plays Chelsea's uptight sister, Sloane.
Episode 1
Pilot
Wed, Jan 11, 2012 30 mins
A comedy series about sassy young bar worker Chelsea Newman and her posse of working-stiff twentysomethings. In the premiere, Chelsea tries to get her life in order after getting busted for DUI. The show is inspired by the book "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" by comic Chelsea Handler.
Episode 2
Sloane's Ex
Wed, Jan 18, 2012 30 mins
Sloane's ex-beau arrives at the bar and Chelsea sets out to woo him, despite Sloane's objections. Elsewhere, Rick tries to reconnect with his former flame, only to be blindsided by a discovery about her.
Episode 3
Believe
Wed, Jan 25, 2012 30 mins
Sloane plans a social get-together for her church group at the bar. This gives Chelsea a prime opportunity to romance the church band's sightly lead singer, yet his pure and virtuous manner proves to be a major stumbling block. Meanwhile, Rick's spunky ex-girlfriend lands a job at the bar.
Episode 4
Strays
Wed, Feb 1, 2012 30 mins
Wedding plans are jeopardized when Nikki's fiancé gets cold feet. Meanwhile, Chelsea takes in a stray dog.
Episode 5
The Gynecologist
Wed, Feb 8, 2012 30 mins
Chelsea goes deep-sea fishing with her new doctor and his male medical colleague. Chelsea's true motive is to reel in the sightly doctor, but it's rough sailing when it becomes clear that the two men are more than business partners.
Episode 6
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Crying
Wed, Feb 15, 2012 30 mins
Chelsea dates a weepy, overly emotional marketing executive, but her hidden motive is to get Olivia a job at his firm.
Episode 7
Dee Dee's Pillow
Wed, Feb 22, 2012 30 mins
Dee Dee confesses that she's named her pillow "Mario Lopez." When Chelsea spreads the secret, she sets out to make amends by connecting Dee Dee with the real Mario Lopez. Elsewhere, Melvin wades back into the dating pool, but it's a drag when he visits a most interesting club.
Episode 8
Those Damn Yankees
Wed, Feb 29, 2012 30 mins
A love story meets a glove story when Chelsea falls for a minor-league baseball player. Chelsea, a die-hard Boston Red Sox fan, is then thrown a nasty curve when her new beau is traded to the rival Yankees. Elsewhere, Rick continues to bond with Nikki.
Episode 9
Fired
Wed, Mar 7, 2012 30 mins
Rick becomes manager of the sports bar, yet it's not all cheers due to his overly strict supervision. Meanwhile, Nikki and Dee Dee take part in a body cleanse. A starving Dee Dee plays by the rules, but a cheating Nikki secretly binges on pub grub.
Episode 10
The Foodie
Wed, Mar 14, 2012 30 mins
Chelsea falls for a talented and sightly chef, leading to unappetizing developments when she ignores friendships, shirks responsibilities and packs on pounds. In response, Olivia and Dee Dee serve up an intervention. Meanwhile, Rick deals with a broken romance.
Episode 11
Boots
Wed, Mar 21, 2012 30 mins
Chelsea sets out to buy a pair of beautiful yet overly pricey boots. Elsewhere, Rick stirs it up by entering a mixed-drink contest. But when the judges sour on his drink, he turns to Chelsea for the recipe to her tasty "bang bang" cocktail.
Episode 12
Surprise
Wed, Mar 28, 2012 30 mins
Sloane's husband journeys home to surprise Sloane after finishing his Army tour in Afghanistan. Yet Sloane is in an unflatteringly sloppy state, so Chelsea must scramble to clean her up before he arrives.
