Are We There Yet? Season 3 Episodes

Episode 1

The Staycation Episode

Mon, Sep 17, 2012

When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.

Episode 2

The Thief Episode

Tue, Sep 18, 2012

Kevin is cagey about how he had money available to buy a game. Lindsey needs $50 to attend a summer event and takes the cash from a purse in the house. Gigi realizes her cash went missing after stopping by Suzanne's house and suspects Kevin, causing Suzanne and Gigi to clash. Nick gets competitive with a Chinese team on a sports VR game.

Episode 3

The Bad Dream Episode

Wed, Sep 19, 2012

Nick lets Kevin watch a scary movie against Suzanne's wishes. Kevin starts having nightmares causing him to sleep in his parents bed, repeatedly interrupting Nick's attempts at seduction. Both Nick and Suzanne are unable to get a proper night's sleep. Lindsey fails her driver's test. Gigi gets a ticket for speeding and gets Lindsey to attend online traffic school in her place.

Episode 4

The 22 Episode

Thu, Sep 20, 2012

Lindsey is asked to sing the National Anthem at a televised event. Despite a tight schedule, Nick puts everything off until the morning, expecting to wake up extra early to get everything done. After oversleeping by a few hours, various disasters occur further slowing them down, including Kevin being sick.

Episode 5

The Cooking Episode

Fri, Sep 21, 2012

Suzanne and Nick get competitive in determining who is the better cook and both attend the same cooking class before their showdown. Terrence tries out a dating site after encouragement from the kids, and ends up matching with a girl just like him.

Episode 6

The Re-Gift Episode

Mon, Sep 24, 2012

Suzanne gets a promotion and receives a gaudy gift from her mother-in-law during the family celebration. Nick recognizes it as the expensive gift he got for his mother. Suzanne believes the gift proves Marilyn doesn't like her, but finds out the item was a re-gift from Marilyn that Nick had given her. Lindsey has a fake ID that is so unlike her that Kevin makes her a good one, and he quickly becomes the go-to guy for fake IDs among Lindsey's classmates.

Episode 7

The Suzanne Gets Arrested Episode

Tue, Sep 25, 2012

Suzanne's temper and bad attitude lead to her getting locked up after being pulled over for a broken taillight and Nick has to come bail her out. Terrence is searching for a community menace making threatening calls that is actually an ongoing hoax by Kevin.

Episode 8

The Second Black President Episode

Wed, Sep 26, 2012

Kevin wants to become class president for the seventh grade. Everybody tries to help him, but they end up blowing his chances.

Episode 9

The Green Episode

Thu, Sep 27, 2012

Episode 10

The Father's Day Episode

Fri, Sep 28, 2012

Episode 11

My First Job Episode

Mon, Oct 1, 2012

Episode 12

The Tiger Dad Episode

Tue, Oct 2, 2012

Episode 13

The Expensive Purse Episode

Wed, Oct 3, 2012

Episode 14

The Master of Ceremonies Episode

Thu, Oct 4, 2012

Episode 15

The Control Issue Episode

Fri, Oct 5, 2012

Episode 16

The Ghost Dog Episode

Mon, Oct 8, 2012

The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne. But when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.

Episode 17

The Lemon Squeeze Episode

Tue, Oct 9, 2012

When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called the Lemon Squeeze in order to turn their problems around.

Episode 18

The Mother's-in-Law Episode

Wed, Oct 10, 2012

Both Suzanne and Nick's mothers visit along with Terrence, and tensions run high. Nick and Yati clash and worsen Nick's relationship with Suzanne. Suzanne's mother reveals an explosive secret, and an oblivious Nick sticks his foot in his mouth when he gets what's been bothering him off his chest.

Episode 19

The Tit for Tat Episode

Thu, Oct 11, 2012

Episode 20

The Quarantine Episode

Fri, Oct 12, 2012

Episode 21

The V.I.P. Tickets Episode

Mon, Oct 15, 2012

Episode 22

The Lindsey Dances Episode

Tue, Oct 16, 2012

Episode 23

The Career Day Episode

Wed, Oct 17, 2012

When Lindsey accompanies Suzanne to work and meets an old friend of her mother's, a misunderstanding causes Lindsey to believe she may have an older brother. While Nick teaches Kevin the art of seduction

Episode 24

The House Sitter's Episode

Thu, Oct 18, 2012

Episode 25

The Nick Gets Promoted Episode

Fri, Oct 19, 2012

Episode 26

The Big Loan Episode

Mon, Oct 22, 2012

Episode 27

The Family Portrait Episode

Tue, Oct 23, 2012

Episode 28

The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode

Wed, Oct 24, 2012

Episode 29

The Nick Gets an Assistant Episode

Thu, Oct 25, 2012

Episode 30

The Silent Treatment Episode

Fri, Oct 26, 2012

Episode 31

The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode

Mon, Oct 29, 2012

Frustrated by her family wasting food by not finishing their plates, Suzanne and Nick persuade the kids to contribute to a charity to provide help for those less fortunate. Lindsey and Kevin sign up for a virtual adoption for a children's fund in Africa that immediately starts trying to coerce more money from the kids with hard luck stories. Nick mistakenly orders a masseuse chair when trying to buy a deluxe massage chair.

Episode 32

The Blockbuster Movie Episode

Tue, Oct 30, 2012

Episode 33

The Pocket Dial Episode

Wed, Oct 31, 2012

Nick retaliates after he overhears Suzanne revealing personal information to Gigi.

Episode 34

The Secret Episode

Thu, Nov 1, 2012

The spread of certain secrets could ruin two newfound romances

Episode 35

The Life Insurance Episode

Fri, Nov 2, 2012

Although Nick and Suzanne realize that life insurance would be a good decision to protect their family, Nick has reservations about buying a policy.

Episode 36

The Thanksgiving Episode

Wed, Nov 14, 201221 mins

Friends and extended family gather for a Thanksgiving dinner, but Suzanne forgets the turkey.

Episode 37

The Satchel Paige Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Nick hopes to hire a golden-voiced man for voice-over work; Suzanne misplaces Gigi's expensive cashmere sweater.

Episode 38

The Cyrano Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

Episode 38

The Cyrano Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

Episode 39

The Hypertension Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Nick discovers he has high-blood pressure and looks for ways to reduce stress in his life.

Episode 40

The Identity Theft

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 41

Episode #3.41

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 42

The Timeshare

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Marilyn dates a younger man, but Nick has suspicions about her new beau's true motives. Meanwhile, Kevin breaks his arm under mysterious circumstances.

Episode 43

Episode #3.43

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 44

The Sex Symbol

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 45

The Insignificant Anniversary

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 46

The Black Friday

Fri, Dec 21, 2012

Everyone tries to resolve personal issues while stuck in line the morning of a Black Friday sale. Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy, relationship problems plague Martin and Terrence hopes to buy toys for charity.

Episode 47

The Wrong Way Episode

Mon, Dec 24, 2012

Episode 48

The Concussion

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

As part of a special promotion on his show, Nick participates in a mock football play with professional football players while wearing a helmet camera. He gets tackled so hard he gets a concussion. Based on the hospital's advice, he intends to stay awake through the night. Marilyn gets Nick to keep an eye on an eBay auction for a vintage Chanel purse she badly wants that ends at 2:00 am. Lindsey tries to sneak out of the house in the middle of the night and Troy comes into the house to make himself a sandwich and watch Storage Wars.

Episode 48

The Concussion

Wed, Dec 26, 2012

As part of a special promotion on his show, Nick participates in a mock football play with professional football players while wearing a helmet camera. He gets tackled so hard he gets a concussion. Based on the hospital's advice, he intends to stay awake through the night. Marilyn gets Nick to keep an eye on an eBay auction for a vintage Chanel purse she badly wants that ends at 2:00 am. Lindsey tries to sneak out of the house in the middle of the night and Troy comes into the house to make himself a sandwich and watch Storage Wars.

Episode 49

The Spelling Bee Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Nick meets a famous actor, who shadows Nick in preparation for a role. Meanwhile, Kevin gears up for a spelling bee.

Episode 50

The Bucket List

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Nick faces a personal crisis when he realizes he's the same age his father was when he died and becomes determined to live life to the fullest. Kevin and Troy set up a black market candy exchange at their school to get rich and against the school's policy of providing only healthy food options.

Episode 51

The Kleptomaniac Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Nick's boss's wife is in charge of a charity walk-a-thon to raise money for homeless pets. Nick is pressured into helping to host the event and gets Gigi, Lindsey and Kevin to participate in the walk. Nick's mother, Marilyn, loses her bracelet after Nick is visited by his boss, his boss's wife, and co-hosts. The next day the boss's wife is wearing the same bracelet with a monogrammed M on it. Gigi keeps buying gear for the Walk-a-thon for herself, Lindsey, and Kevin.

Episode 52

The Hand on a House Episode

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Nick is entered into a contest to win a free house. Gigi and Marilyn also decide to participate. Whoever keeps their hand on the house the longest wins it. They are up against a seven time winner with a prosthetic arm. Kevin decides to make the entire event into a documentary.

Episode 53

The Good Day Seattle

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 54

The Blackout

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 54

The Blackout

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 55

The Sex Symbol

Mon, Nov 12, 2012

Episode 56

Episode #3.56

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 57

The House Sitters

Wed, Feb 25, 2026

Episode 84

The Inappropriate Website Episode

Tue, Nov 13, 2012

Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.