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American Dad! Season 9 Episodes
Season 9 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 2013 - 2014
Episode 1
Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure
Sun, Sep 29, 201322 mins
Steve and Snot create two clones so that they can have a date to a school dance, but things do not go as planned.
Episode 2
Poltergasm
Sun, Oct 6, 201321 mins
A poltergeist visits the Smith family.
Episode 3
Buck, Wild
Sun, Nov 3, 201322 mins
Steve is eager to prove that he's no longer a little boy, so he sets off to prove his manhood by joining Stan, Bullock, and the rest of the CIA on their annual hunting trip. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus set off on a cross-country road trip.
Episode 4
Crotchwalkers
Sun, Nov 10, 201321 mins
In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a "cool" mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. But when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at "The Gash" goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.
Episode 5
Kung Pao Turkey
Sun, Nov 24, 201322 mins
Stan's plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday. Meanwhile, Francine's mom encourages Hayley to get back on the dating scene and invites an eligible bachelor over, but her true intentions are revealed at Thanksgiving dinner.
Episode 6
Independent Movie
Sun, Dec 1, 201321 mins
Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve's commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a "verbal agreement" to split the profits.
Episode 7
Faking Bad
Sun, Dec 8, 201321 mins
Hayley uses Steve's talent for creating fake IDs to start a business, but they're forced to deal with another fake ID kingpin in Langley Falls: Roger.
Episode 8
Minstrel Krampus
Sun, Dec 15, 201322 mins
Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.
Episode 9
Vision: Impossible
Sun, Jan 5, 201421 mins
When Roger wakes up from a coma after a car accident, he has the ability to see into the future.
Episode 10
Familyland
Sun, Jan 12, 201421 mins
The Smiths take a family vacation to a medieval-style theme park where they're taken prisoner when the frozen head of the park is accidentally thawed.
Episode 11
Cock of the Sleepwalk
Sun, Jan 26, 201421 mins
After killing his 100th victim, Stan develops a persona that does nice things, which the real Stan would never do.
Episode 12
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
Sun, Mar 16, 201421 mins
Roger switches faces with Steve to help him win over the hot girl at school, while Stan and Francine become stewardesses to stop Mark Cuban from blowing up the sun.
Episode 13
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy
Sun, Mar 23, 201422 mins
Stan drugs Steve and his friends and puts them in the CIA holodeck just to give them the outdoor experience, while Hayley makes herself Roger's queen after buying his home star on the International Star Registry.
Episode 14
Stan Goes on the Pill
Sun, Mar 30, 201421 mins
Stan tries out an experimental drug from the CIA doctor, so that he can listen to Francine, the drug has an unfortunate side-effect for Stan and he turns into a woman. Trish is able to synthesize a cure for Stan to revert him back to his original gender, but Bullock plans on keeping Stan a woman so he can make love to him in his woman form. Francine learns of Bullock's true motives and she sets out to help Stan. Francine makes it to Bullock's house and Stan becomes offended at Bullock for not listening to him. Stan is finally reverted back to his original gender, he and Francine kiss passionately. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus try to sell Stan's suits at an abandoned warehouse, but they end up operating a nightclub, which is soon shut down by the police.
Episode 15
Honey, I'm Homeland
Sun, Apr 6, 201422 mins
Hayley suspects that Stan has been "turned" when he comes home after being kidnapped by a group of radicals while on a mission to infiltrate the "Occupy" movement.
Episode 16
She Swill Survive
Sun, Apr 13, 201423 mins
Stan decides Hayley needs to be independent, so she gets a job at Roger's bar, where Bullock drinks, and Stan realises he can use her to learn how to impress him. Kluas forces Steve and Snot to learn about German culture.
Episode 17
Rubberneckers
Sun, Apr 27, 201421 mins
Stan gets into an accident upon discovering his talent for checking out women, while Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the new couch.
Episode 18
Permanent Record Wrecker
Sun, May 4, 201421 mins
Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician.
Episode 19
News Glances with Genevieve Vavance
Sun, May 11, 201421 mins
Hayley stages Steve's kidnapping in order to gain favor from Roger's new persona--a television news anchor named Genevieve Vavance.
Episode 20
The Longest Distance Relationship
Sun, May 18, 201421 mins
Just as Haley finally gets over Jeff and considers dating a millionaire, Jeff contacts her from space via C.B. radio.
Episode 21
Roger Passes the Bar
Sun, Sep 14, 201422 mins
A sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.
Episode 22
A Boy Named Michael
Sun, Sep 14, 201422 mins
Greg and Terry choose to adopt a Russian boy, but after Roger sees the kind of life they are living, he gets rid of the real boy and takes his place.
Episode 23
Blagsnarst, a Love Story
Sun, Sep 21, 201422 mins
Roger and Francine stumble upon another alien in the woods and Roger tries to romance her, but he soon becomes annoyed with her behavior and wants to call the CIA to have them take her away, but then he has a change of heart and decides not to.
