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American Dad! Season 7 Episodes
Season 7 Episode Guide
18 Episodes 2011 - 2012
Episode 1
Hot Water
Sun, Sep 25, 201122 mins
Stan is stressed by family life and decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but the hot tub soon becomes an obsession for him once it begins to sing.
Episode 2
Hurricane!
Sun, Oct 2, 201122 mins
When the Smiths decide to stay home during a hurricane that hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.
Episode 3
A Ward Show
Sun, Nov 6, 201122 mins
Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little too overzealous in the parenting department and gets Steve's BFF Principal Brian Lewis fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation to the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.
Episode 4
The Worst Stan
Sun, Nov 13, 201122 mins
When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis, to marry the school's Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.
Episode 5
Virtual In-Stanity
Sun, Nov 20, 201122 mins
After realizing that he has missed every milestone in Steve's life, Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell alias, Phyllis, whom he sends Steve's way. When Stan oversteps his boundaries, Francine intervenes to keep's Steve's virginity out of "blonde's" way. Meanwhile, Roger starts his own limo service, and when a group of guys "drive and dash," he goes on a manhunt to get his revenge.
Episode 6
The Scarlet Getter
Sun, Nov 27, 201122 mins
When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.
Episode 7
Season's Beatings
Sun, Dec 11, 201122 mins
Stan gets kicked out of the church and can only get back in through certain ways including killing the antichrist. Jeff and Hayley adopt a kid that doesn't have much history. Could he be the antichrist who Stan is desperately looking for?
Episode 8
The Unbrave One
Sun, Jan 8, 201222 mins
When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.
Episode 9
Stanny Tendergrass
Sun, Jan 29, 201222 mins
When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.
Episode 10
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key
Sun, Feb 12, 201222 mins
Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.
Episode 11
Old Stan in the Mountain
Sun, Feb 19, 201222 mins
A mysterious old man places a hex on Stan after he insults him about his age at a local camping store. Stan starts to age rapidly and he is unable to test out a military vehicle, the CIA puts him on temporary leave. Steve and Hayley decide to help Stan climb up to Mt. Kilimanjaro so he can go back to his normal age. Stan believes that his children will kill him on the top of the peak of the mountain, he inadvertently hurts Steve and Hayley, he makes it to the top of the mountain. Stan doesn't revert back to his normal age until a young man insults him and Stan comes to realize he should always live his life to the fullest whether or not he becomes old. Stan is back to normal, but he becomes African-American instead. Hayley asks her father about his last interaction with an African-American; Stan reveals that he offended someone at a T-Mobile store. Meanwhile, Francine helps Roger win a dance competition, but she ends up being mislead constantly by him. Francine learns that Roger's ex-wife had a terminal illness and he left her. Roger forces Francine to dig up her grave so he can shave off her red hair. Roger is able to have a red wig and he drowns his ex-wife's body in a river. Francine gets revenge on Roger for lying to her and she sends him off a cliff.
Episode 12
The Wrestler
Sun, Mar 4, 201222 mins
When Barry threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.
Episode 13
Dr. Klaustus
Sun, Mar 11, 201222 mins
Roger acts as the Smith family therapist under his "Dr. Penguin" alter-ego, but his services are put on hold when he is sent to Iraq to fight in the war. Klaus seizes his opportunity to be the go-to counselor of the household, but ends up causing a major ruckus.
Episode 14
Stan's Best Friend
Sun, Mar 18, 201222 mins
Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he's always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.
Episode 15
Less Money, Mo' Problems
Sun, Mar 25, 201222 mins
Stan and Francine try to live a month on a minimum wage salary to prove a point to Haley and Jeff, while Roger and Steve try to get their hands on a Ferrari to get back at Klaus.
Episode 16
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Sun, Apr 1, 201222 mins
When Hayley's kidney fails after binge drinking with Francine and one of her old friends, she needs a kidney transplant, when Stan offers to give his kidney Francine reveals that there is a chance he may not be her biological father so, they go back in time to find out who she slept with to get his kidney for Hayley.
Episode 17
Ricky Spanish
Sun, May 6, 201222 mins
Steve convinces Roger to redeem his most hated and disgusting persona, Ricky Spanish, while Stan and Francine get a visit from the Nigerian boy they once sponsored.
Episode 18
Toy Whorey
Sun, May 13, 201222 mins
Stan takes Steve to Mexico for sex so that he will forget about playing with toys, but they get kidnapped instead. Meanwhile, Roger searches for the perfect wine to go with Francine's steaks.
