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American Dad! Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
16 Episodes 2007 - 2008
Episode 1
The Vacation Goo
Sun, Sep 30, 200722 mins
Francine discovers that every one of their family vacations have been artificially experienced in tanks filled with green goo. This makes her very angry and she demands a real vacation. When they finally go on a real vacation Francine thinks this vacation must be fake too since it seems too good to be true. She therefore causes the family to suffer the consequences. Simultaneously, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.
Episode 2
Meter Made
Sun, Oct 7, 200722 mins
After a string of bad luck and aggravation Stan assaults a Meter Made, forcing him to perform a stint of community service as, what else, a Meter Made. He soon discovers the power that comes with that position and wastes no time abusing it for his own benefit.
Episode 3
Dope and Faith
Sun, Oct 14, 200722 mins
Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.
Episode 4
Big Trouble in Little Langley
Sun, Nov 4, 200722 mins
Stan becomes fed up with Francine's adopted parents always stopping by unannounced so he sets out to find her real ones. Meanwhile Steve tries to impress a girl with a series of extreme stunts and almost loses a thumb in the process! No thanks to that stupid crow; WHY CROW? WHY!?
Episode 5
Haylias
Sun, Nov 11, 200722 mins
After a reoccurring nightmare convinces Hayley to move to France, Stan forces her to stay by brainwashing her, thanks to a top-secret C.I.A. experiment in mind control installed in her as a child. The only catch is that the experiment was scrapped due to its DEADLY side effects! This sounds like a case for Wheels and The Legman!
Episode 6
The 42-Year-Old Virgin
Sun, Nov 18, 200722 mins
Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.
Episode 7
Surro-Gate
Sun, Dec 2, 200722 mins
Francine agrees to be the surrogate mother for their gay neighbors' child. But when the child is born, Stan kidnaps her and plans to take her to Nebraska, where he can legally keep the child away from them.
Episode 8
The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
Sun, Dec 16, 200722 mins
Stan dies while trying to get the perfect Christmas tree. After he dies, he petitions for a second chance at life, which leads to a trial where he must prove that he deserves it.
Episode 9
Frannie 911
Sun, Jan 6, 200822 mins
Francine comes up with an elaborate plan to reunite Stan and Roger after a big fight. She fakes Roger's kidnapping in hopes of showing him that Stan still cares about him. But when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people. After all, it won't kill him to be nice to people... will it?
Episode 10
Tearjerker
Sun, Jan 13, 200822 mins
When the world needs a hero, they call upon Smith, Stan Smith. And he delivers in this 007-like adventure full of intrigue, suspense, large breasts and sad sad movies about dead puppies! Smith must stop the evil mastermind known as Tearjerker (Roger) from forcing the world to watch his tragically sad films. Tearjerker's missions; to make everyone in the world cry themselves to death!!!
Episode 11
Oedipal Panties
Sun, Jan 27, 200822 mins
When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life.
Episode 12
Widowmaker
Sun, Feb 17, 200822 mins
The reveal of a dark secret stirs up Stan and Francine's newfound sense of connection. Steve plots an un-bee-lievable revenge plan against Hayley.
Episode 13
Red October Sky
Sun, Apr 27, 200822 mins
An old Soviet rival from Stan's past moves in across the street and tries to turn Steve into a Communist, and Roger and Klaus vacation in Europe.
Episode 14
Office Spaceman
Sun, May 4, 200822 mins
Roger gets a job at the CIA when he poses as a photographer who got pictures of an alien. Steve and Hayley discover that their mom is prejudiced against left-handed people.
Episode 15
Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
Sun, May 11, 200822 mins
Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.
Episode 16
Spring Break-up
Sun, May 18, 200822 mins
With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a "Spring Break Buddy" and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.