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Gomer Pyle: USMC

  • 1964-1969
  • 5 seasons
  • CBS
  • Comedy, Action & Adventure
  • TV-G

Gomer Pyle was a sweet but not-too-smart U.S. Marine from Mayberry, North Carolina who was stationed at Camp Henderson near Los Angeles, California. Gomer's innocence, naivete, and low-key demeanor often got him into trouble, most frequently at the hands of his loud-mouthed superior, Sergeant Carter. Duke, Frankie, Lester, and Larry were some of Gomer's pals and fellow enlisted men at Camp Henderson, and Lou Anne Poovie was his sometime girlfriend.

Season 5 Episode Guide

30 Episodes 1968 - 1969

Episode 1

Car for Sale

Fri, Sep 27, 1968 30 mins

Sergeant Hacker siphons gas out of Sergeant Carters car so Carter thinks that the car is getting poor mileage and sells it to Hacker for a song.

Episode 2

Corporal Duke

Fri, Oct 4, 1968 30 mins

Duke Slater comes back as a Corporal to run the platoon in Sergeant Carter's absence. The men see Slater as a buddy and take advantage of his kindness. Gomer rallies the troops to show Duke respect.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Corporal Duke

Episode 3

The Booty Prize

Fri, Oct 11, 1968 30 mins

The 'Booty Prize' is an actual lead boot awarded to platoons to embarrass them for mistakes made. Gomer and Sergeants Carter and Hacker all get their foot stuck in it.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 The Booty Prize
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Episode 4

The Return of Monroe

Fri, Oct 18, 1968 30 mins

Lou-Ann's old boyfriend, Monroe, returns again. Monroe tells Gomer a lie, that he is going to marry Lou-Ann and it breaks Gomers heart but lies can't stop true love.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 The Return of Monroe

Episode 5

Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

Fri, Oct 25, 1968 30 mins

Sergeant Carter forms a mens choir to be part of a movie but the Sergeants singing is terrible so he's told "just move your lips, Sergeant."

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Just Move Your Lips, Sergeant

Episode 6

All You Need Is One Good Break

Fri, Nov 8, 1968 30 mins

A beautiful stuntwoman defends herself against two thugs while being escorted by Gomer and Sgt. Carter, and they get the credit for protecting her.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 All You Need Is One Good Break

Episode 7

A Marriage of Convenience

Fri, Nov 15, 1968 30 mins

While Company D is in Hollywood to film a movie, a movie starlet with an expired Visa who is facing deportation first proposes marriage to Gomer who says no and then to Sergeant Carter who says yes.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 A Marriage of Convenience

Episode 8

A Star Is Not Born

Fri, Nov 22, 1968 30 mins

Sergeant Carter and his platoon are cast in a Marine movie. While Gomer sings, Carter cannot deliver his lines correctly, leading to a different role.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 A Star Is Not Born

Episode 9

Come Blow Your Top

Fri, Nov 29, 1968 30 mins

Sergeant Hacker bets Sergeant Carter $50 that Carter can't go 24 hours without losing his temper. Then Hacker tries to sabotage Carter.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Come Blow Your Top

Episode 10

A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

Fri, Dec 6, 1968 30 mins

Gomer meets an elderly lady whose son is trying to retire her but all she wants to do is cook and take care of others.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 A Little Chicken Soup Wouldn't Hurt

Episode 11

Gomer, the Perfect M.P.

Fri, Dec 13, 1968 30 mins

Sergeant Carter puts Gomer on guard duty and orders him not to let anyone enter the base without identification, no exceptions. Then Gomer refuses the sergeant entry when Carter comes back for his forgotten wallet.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Gomer, the Perfect M.P.

Episode 12

The Wild Bull Returns

Fri, Dec 20, 1968 30 mins

General Cortez returns to Camp Henderson and challenges Sergeant Carter for the affections of Miss Bunny.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 The Wild Bull Returns

Episode 13

Hit and Write

Fri, Dec 27, 1968 30 mins

Sergeant Carter hits a new car while parking and slightly scratches it. Gomer insists that the Sergeant leave a note. Then the new car turns up with a badly crashed fender which Carter is blamed for.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Hit and Write

Episode 14

Two on the Bench

Fri, Jan 3, 1969 30 mins

Sergeant Carter has trouble finding a ticket for a big football game but Gomer gets them bench passes from a player on the team that Gomer knew from Mayberry.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Two on the Bench

Episode 15

A Tattoo for Gomer

Fri, Jan 10, 1969 30 mins

Duke draws on Gomer's arm. Lou-Ann thinks it's a real tattoo; she hates it but doesn't tell Gomer thinking it's too late. Gomer hates it but goes to make it permanent thinking Lou-Ann likes it. She finds out just in time to stop him.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 A Tattoo for Gomer

Episode 16

Win-A-Date

Fri, Jan 17, 1969 30 mins

Sergeant Carter goes on a dating game, Gomer ends up pulled into the show as contestant #3 and wins. Both Miss Bunny and Lou-Ann are upset that their men went on a dating show.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Win-A-Date

Episode 17

Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

Fri, Jan 24, 1969 30 mins

Sergeant Carter tries to get Gomer to marry Lou-Ann instead of re-enlisting.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Marriage, Sgt. Carter Style

Episode 18

To Save a Life

Fri, Jan 31, 1969 30 mins

Sergeant Carter saves Gomer from a live grenade that Gomer dropped during exercises and Gomer becomes a pest repaying the sergeant for the deed so Carter sets it up for Gomer to save his life.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 To Save a Life

Episode 19

Dynamite Diner

Fri, Feb 7, 1969 30 mins

Gomer and Lou-Ann find a diner closed without customers and try to help them build business but the only thing the restaurant owners are interested in is robbing the bank next door through the basement wall.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Dynamite Diner

Episode 20

Freddy's Friendly Computer

Fri, Feb 14, 1969 30 mins

Fast Freddie is in the computer dating service although he doesn't have a computer. He sets Gomer up with a date.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Freddy's Friendly Computer

Episode 21

Gomer Maneuvers

Fri, Feb 21, 1969 30 mins

The Marines send Carter's and Hacker's platoons to maneuvers. Hacker tricks Gomer into giving the location of Carter's tents, so they have to move in the middle of the night. Carter accidentally raids a girl scout camp, due to faulty information from Pyle. Carter sends Pyle back to the base. Pyle is captured by Hacker, and then escapes. Pyle visits the girl scouts, Hacker's platoon raids. Carter platoon right behind them, capturing Hacker platoon. Hacker back at the base, pays the $50 lost the bet. A surprise twist at the end leaves Gomer smiling, and both Sargeants disappointed.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Gomer Maneuvers

Episode 22

Gomer Tends a Sick Cat

Fri, Feb 28, 1969 30 mins

Miss Bunny has a sick cat but Gomer thinks the Sergeant is sick and dying. Gomer consults with Miss Bunny and then treats the Sergeant to warm milk and a ball with a bell.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Gomer Tends a Sick Cat

Episode 23

I'm Always Chasing Gomers

Fri, Mar 7, 1969 30 mins

Gomer gets stuck on Sergeant Carter's plane to Wichita without Carter knowing it; and then Carter keeps seeing Gomer everywhere he looks.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 I'm Always Chasing Gomers

Episode 24

The Short Voyage Home

Fri, Mar 14, 1969 30 mins

Gomer heads home with $1,600 to buy a gas station with his cousin Goober. Worried about pickpockets and con artists, Sergeant Carter goes with him.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 The Short Voyage Home

Episode 25

Proxy Poppas

Fri, Mar 21, 1969 30 mins

Gomer and Sergeant Carter help a fellow marine who's wife is having a baby.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Proxy Poppas

Episode 26

Flower Power

Fri, Mar 28, 1969 30 mins

Three hippies help Gomer camouflage a marine van, only they paint bright daisies on it instead.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Flower Power

Episode 27

Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

Fri, Apr 4, 1969 30 mins

Gomer finds a white rabbit, gives it to a General's son and the Sergeant lets it loose thinking Gomer is keeping an unauthorized bunny. The rabbit must be found and the search is on but there are many white rabbits on base.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Hare Today, Gone Tomorrow

Episode 28

Showtime with Sgt. Carol

Fri, Apr 18, 1969 30 mins

Carol Burnett co-stars as a visiting Sergeant putting on a talent show at Camp Henderson. She wants Gomer to sing, Sergeant Carter says no until she uses her ladylike charm on him.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Showtime with Sgt. Carol

Episode 29

My Fair Sister

Fri, Apr 25, 1969 30 mins

Sergeant Carter's sister arrives and the Sergeant is embarrassed by her looks so he gets her a make-over that just isn't her. Gomer talks her into going back to her old self and he takes her to a dance.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 My Fair Sister

Episode 30

Goodbye Camp Henderson, Hello Sergeant Carter

Fri, May 2, 1969 30 mins

As the series ends Gomer requests a transfer to get out of Sergeant Carter's hair and the Sergeant kills the transfer.

Gomer Pyle: USMC Season 5 Goodbye Camp Henderson, Hello Sergeant Carter
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