13 Nights of Elvira
Break out the crucifix, get some garlic, and say your prayers cause Elvira's coming for a visit. This October the Mistress of the Dark, herself, is digging up some awful-er-awesome movies for 13 Nights of Elvira! Elvira takes on some of the best of the worst modern B movies like Puppet Master, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, and Evil Bong and skewers them in the sexy, spooky way that only she can.
- 2014-2014
- 1 season
- Brainstorm Media
- Horror
Break out the crucifix, get some garlic, and say your prayers cause Elvira's coming for a visit. This October the Mistress of the Dark, herself, is digging up some awful-er-awesome movies for 13 Nights of Elvira! Elvira takes on some of the best of the worst modern B movies like Puppet Master, Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death, and Evil Bong and skewers them in the sexy, spooky way that only she can.
Season 1 Episode Guide
13 Episodes 2014
Episode 1
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 96 mins
Elvira's holiday gift to all of you is this awful lump of coal, straight off the naughty list. Gary Busey stars as the voice of this creepy cookie made from the ashes of a serial killer and a few drops of blood- a recipe for disaster in this creepy clas-sick...
Episode 2
Puppetmaster
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 92 mins
The cult classic gets the hook, when Elvira's pulling the strings.There's more Punch than Judy in this cinematrocity
Episode 3
Dollman
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 88 mins
Elvira is playing with a guy who's got 13 inches. No that's all he's got. He's 13 inches high.
Episode 4
Evil Bong
Fri, Dec 19, 2014 89 mins
Evil Bong - Potheads Beware: You could enjoy this trip so much you'll DIE. Join Elvira as she gets a Whif of this "High Art" and gets high with a little help from her fiend, Tommy Chong.
Episode 5
The Gingerdead Man
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 76 mins
Elvira holiday gift to all of you is this awful lump of coal, straight off the naughty list. Gary Busey stars as the voice of this creepy cookie made from the ashes of a serial killer and a few drops of blood is a recipe for disaster in this creepy clas-sick...
Episode 6
Hideous!
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 87 mins
Elvira always says, when you can't say something nice about a movie, come sit by her. And with this movie, she got plenty to say.
Episode 7
Hobgoblins
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 93 mins
Elvira's couch is infested with pesky little critters who are clearly Gremlin rejects. The only way she's gonna get rid of them is to endure this flick
Episode 8
Oblivion
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 98 mins
Fly the 'fiendish' skies with Elvira on a trip to Oblivion. It's Cowboys and Aliens, as a gang of futuristic desperadoes , including cult faves Julie Newmar and George Takei, attempt to turn a town into their own private playground.
Episode 9
Demonic Toys
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 86 mins
No one likes playthings more than the Mistress of the Dark. But these toys are straight out of Hell's toybox. Playtime is over.
Episode 10
Seed People
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 87 mins
Elvira is often mistaken for someone else, but this time, even the creatures crawling out from inside don't want to be mistaken for her.
Episode 11
Shrunken Heads
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 90 mins
Elvira is put through the ringer, and hung out to dry, after sitting through this movie. She should have quit while she was a head.
Episode 12
Trancers
Sun, Oct 19, 2014 81 mins
Elvira sets off for the far off future, and 1985, in this high tech chase for the minds of killers.
Episode 13
Night of the Living Dead
Fri, Oct 31, 2014 99 mins
Elvira resurrects the original zombie classic, and devours it with raw energy. Elvira loves George A Romero's masterpiece so much, she's takin it to the grave.