Kim Kardashian and Kanye West walked the red carpet on Tuesday for Time's 100 gala, and the couple proved the breadth of their influence when their mere presence caused an extreme physical reaction from Amy Schumer.
Confronted with Kimye in the flesh, something us mere mortals only dream of, the comedian couldn't help but collapse at their feet, unable to resist the gravitational pull that results when you condense so much self-esteem into high-end designer clothes. But when Schumer fell, Kimye literally looked down their noses on her, apparently unimpressed with her antics.
"I saw them and said to my publicist, 'Can I pretend to fall?' and she said, 'I can't stop you,'" Schumer told Time about the prank.
Did that happen a little too fast for you to process? How about you check it out in slow motion. You can actually see Kim transition from eye-rolling exasperation to the realization she needs to smile to continue her ruse as a relatable human being. It's a beautiful thing.