The Trainwreck star appeared on an episode of the ABC reality series earlier this season, prompting fans - and the show's producers - to express their desire to have her be the next star. Robert Mills, senior vice president of alternative series at ABC, even offered her an invitation.
While Schumer told Menounos that she's a "huge fan of the show" she said that there are some roadblocks to taking the gig.
So what would it take to see Amy Schumer handing out some roses? Three things...
"They would have to say that we will let you be yourself," Schumer said. "I would be very honest and I don't think there's room for that in the franchise."
The casting process would also have to be different. Schumer would like to see not-weird job descriptions and no more dads with five kids at home. "I would keep it very real and I don't know if that's good for that show."
And oh yeah...a lot of money. Like, a bunch.
(For the record, E! says that host Chris Harrison has already agreed to Schumer's three conditions. Your move, Amy!)
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