A man who teaches dateless wonders how to become irresistible to women learns just how hard it can be to do it yourself when he falls for a journalist who has her own ideas about romance, and might just expose his underground business to the world.
After a family gathering is disrupted by the sudden death of the patriarch, two detectives are sent to investigate the mysterious incident. But as the dysfunctional family continues to fight, the detectives begin to consider the idea that the death may not have been an accident.
Newlyweds are killed suddenly and don't realize it until a city family moves in and redecorates their beloved New England country house. Since they are not expert enough to scare anyone, they seek the advice of an unsavory self-proclaimed "bio-exorcist."