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The VelociPastor

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Cast & Crew See All

Gregory James Cohan
Doug Jones
George Schewnzer
Doug's Dad
Janice Young
Doug's Mom

Featured Video

The VelociPastor: You're Not That Different
The VelociPastor: You're Not That Different
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1:40 The VelociPastor: You're Not That Different

Awards

  • 2018 - GenreBlast Film Festival Award - Best Screenplay - Feature Film - nominated
  • 2018 - GenreBlast Film Festival Award - Best Actor - Feature Film - nominated
  • 2019 - The Far-Out! Feature Film Award - - winner

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