Shenanigans about a TV sex symbol (Joan Collins) who hires an ex-con (David Hasselhoff) as her secretary, unaware that he's a mob plant with an eye on her jewels. Drexler: Telly Savalas. Dean: Ed Lauter. Shirl: Randi Brooks. Phonopolous: Steven Apostle Pec. Foley: Jordan Charney. Directed by Rod Holcomb.