Richard McCreadie is a billionaire who made his fortune by buying clothing stores and running them into the ground. For his 60th birthday, he plans a five-day party at Mykonos, even adapting a 'Gladiator' theme for it. However, with only days before the huge event, he discovers that the place is far from ready — the view is spoiled by Syrian refugees camping on the beach, bad press has caused celebrities to decline his invitation, and his man-made coliseum is still being constructed.