A forest ranger (David Johansen) spends an evening in the woods regaling three teens with his tales of terror. Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Teddy: Joshua Harto. Joe: Charlie Day. Donny: John Hensley. Petra: Beckie King. Roddy: Kevin Thoms. Kenny: Mario Lavandeira. Bobby: Mark Shunock. Dentist: John Quinn. Patient: George Kmeck. B.J.: Eric Axen. Robbie: Tommy Nohilly. Michelle: Sunrise Coigney. Dancer: Stephanie Bellars.