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American Cousins

Two American mafiosi, Gino and Settimo, take refuge in the Glasgow cafe owned by their Scottish/Italian cousin. But cousin Roberto isn't the tough guy they'd expected. His strengths are fish frying and stamp collecting, and he thinks Magnum 45s are a type of ice cream. Gino and Settimo try to repay Roberto's hospitality by chasing off a debt collector who wants his property, but their strong arm tactics alarm him and he realises they aren't the PR consultants they claimed to be

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Cast & Crew See All

Danny Nucci
Gino
Shirley Henderson
Alice
Gerald Lepkowski
Roberto

Awards

  • 2004 - Carl Foreman Award for the Most Promising Newcomer - - nominated
  • 2004 - BAFTA Scotland Award - Best Screenplay - winner
  • 2004 - Audience Award - - winner
  • 2003 - Best Film - - winner

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