Sandra Bernhard

  • Birth Place: Flint, Michigan, United States
  • Profession: Comedian, Actor, Singer, Author
Provider: Eastern (ET) Change
4
Dec

Fri, 9:00 am

RoseanneMillions from Heaven(Season 9, Episode 2)
CMT

The Conners feel like the Duke and Duchess of Good Fortune after winning the lottery. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach appear as themselves. Mr. Russo: Jon Polito. Bob: John McConnell. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes.

4
Dec

Fri, 9:30 am

RoseanneWhat a Day for a Daydream(Season 9, Episode 3)
CMT

Hugh Hefner appears in Roseanne's daydream of a seductive photo shoot. Jerry Springer also appears as himself. Avalon: Bob Rubin. Leonard: C.D. Labove. Emcee: Johnny Dark. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

4
Dec

Fri, 10:00 am

RoseanneHonor Thy Mother(Season 9, Episode 4)
CMT

While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman.

4
Dec

Fri, 10:30 am

RoseanneSomeday My Prince Will Come(Season 9, Episode 5)
CMT

A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

4
Dec

Fri, 11:00 am

RoseannePampered to a Pulp(Season 9, Episode 6)
CMT

Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner.

4
Dec

Fri, 11:30 am

RoseanneSatan, Darling(Season 9, Episode 7)
CMT

From 1996: Edina and Patsy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley) are guests---with Roseanne and Jackie---at a soirée that becomes a “Rosemary's Baby” experience for Roseanne. Tina: Marlo Thomas.

5
Dec

Sat, 12:35 am

Wrongfully Accused
STZEN

Leslie Nielsen stars in a spoof of “The Fugitive” and other movies, playing a bumbling violinist who's trying to clear himself of a murder charge. Richard Crenna, Kelly LeBrock. Dr. Fridley: Sandra Bernhard. Goodhue: Michael York. Pat Proft directed.

5
Dec

Sat, 7:48 am

RoseanneLife and Stuff
TVLAND

Debut: Comedienne Roseanne Arnold plays "domestic goddess" Roseanne Conner---housewife, mother of three and factory worker. First up: Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter (Sara Gilbert) barks in school, and then finds that her husband didn't fi (more…)

5
Dec

Sat, 8:24 am

RoseanneWe're in the Money(Season 1, Episode 2)
TVLAND

Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Booker: George Clooney.

5
Dec

Sat, 9:00 am

RoseanneD-I-V-O-R-C-E(Season 1, Episode 3)
TVLAND

The Conners' dinner conversation during a night out without the kids is sprinkled with tidbits about a friend's divorce. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Patsy: Patricia Gaul. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

5
Dec

Sat, 9:35 am

RoseanneLanguage Lessons(Season 1, Episode 4)
TVLAND

Roseanne is caught in an emotional tug of war between her feuding husband and sister (John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf), while Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J. (Michael Fishman). Roseanne Arnold, Lecy Goranson, Sara Gilbert.

5
Dec

Sat, 10:10 am

RoseanneRadio Days(Season 1, Episode 5)
TVLAND

Dan and Roseanne enter a songwriting contest; Booker (George Clooney) unleashes impulses in Jackie. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

5
Dec

Sat, 10:45 am

RoseanneLover's Lane(Season 1, Episode 6)
TVLAND

Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's boyfriend, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes. Chip: Jared Rushton. Crystal: Natalie West. Sylvia: Anne Faulkner. Pete: Ron Perkins.

5
Dec

Sat, 11:20 am

RoseanneThe Memory Game(Season 1, Episode 7)
TVLAND

Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

5
Dec

Sat, 11:55 am

RoseanneHere's to Good Friends(Season 1, Episode 8)
TVLAND

Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal (Natalie West) drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk. Booker: George Clooney. Savannah: Frances Fisher. Juanita: Evelina Fernandez.

5
Dec

Sat, 12:30 pm

RoseanneDan's Birthday Bash(Season 1, Episode 9)
TVLAND

Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully (Eric Allan Kramer) who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Dwight: Bill Sadler.

5
Dec

Sat, 1:00 pm

RoseanneSaturday(Season 1, Episode 10)
TVLAND

Saturday at the Conner home finds Dan and his pals tuning up Dan's truck, while Roseanne and the gals discuss Jackie's dating life. Dwight: Bill Sadler. Crystal: Natalie West. Freddie: Bill Pentland. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

5
Dec

Sat, 1:30 pm

RoseanneCanoga Time(Season 1, Episode 11)
TVLAND

Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to the PTA rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Booker: George Clooney. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

5
Dec

Sat, 2:00 pm

RoseanneThe Monday Thru Friday Show(Season 1, Episode 12)
TVLAND

Roseanne and Dan plan a real honeymoon; Becky (Lecy Goranson) refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route to be more than she can handle. Attleroy: Gary Bayer. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

5
Dec

Sat, 2:30 pm

RoseanneBridge over Troubled Sonny(Season 1, Episode 13)
TVLAND

Crystal (Natalie West) hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke. Lonnie: Josh C. Williams. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

5
Dec

Sat, 3:00 pm

RoseanneFather's Day(Season 1, Episode 14)
TVLAND

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

5
Dec

Sat, 3:30 pm

RoseanneNightmare on Oak Street(Season 1, Episode 15)
TVLAND

The cause of Darlene's mood swings is no mystery to Roseanne, but for tomboy Darlene it means growing up. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Becky: Lecy Goranson.

5
Dec

Sat, 3:36 pm

Wrongfully Accused
STZEN

Leslie Nielsen stars in a spoof of “The Fugitive” and other movies, playing a bumbling violinist who's trying to clear himself of a murder charge. Richard Crenna, Kelly LeBrock. Dr. Fridley: Sandra Bernhard. Goodhue: Michael York. Pat Proft directed.

5
Dec

Sat, 4:00 pm

RoseanneMall Story(Season 1, Episode 16)
TVLAND

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin.

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