What happened to your ...
Question: What happened to your minute-by-minute diary of the upfronts? Answer: You're thinking of the Press Tour Diaries. That's in July. But had I blogged Fox's upfront on Thursday, it probably would've looked something like this: 4:00 pm: Could this East Side venue be more out of the way?4:15 pm: Or crowded?4:20 pm: Or hot? 4:35 pm: Someone kill me.4:40 pm: Brad Garrett calls Paula Abdul crazy and Ryan Seacrest gay. 4:50 pm: Make it stop. 5:05 pm: I want to die. Now.5:15 pm: Am I in hell?5:17 pm: Sports executives make terrible comedians. 5:25 pm: Maybe the roof will collapse and we can all go home.5:26 pm: Wow, Spike Feresten is not funny.5:45 pm: Look! The ad executive behind me is putting a plastic bag over his head! 5:50 pm: Oooh, a
