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Question: The "third and final catchphrase" on Heroes that you hinted at has to be "How do you stop an exploding man?" Am I right?Answer: No comment.
Question: The "third and final catchphrase" on Heroes that you hinted at has to be "How do you stop an exploding man?" Am I right?Answer: No comment.
Question: I was just thinking about Rescue Me, and it suddenly hit me: You just might have stumbled upon a piece of prattle concerning the big death that's coming up early in the season. Care to share the deets?Answer: OK, but I'm going to do a combo spoiler alert/asterisk quiz because it's potentially ruinous, both to your viewing experience and my health and well-being. The big death is actually a **i*i**.
Question: Do you think Las Vegas will be renewed for a fifth season?Answer: Producers seem to think it will, since they're ending the season with a ginormous cliff-hanger. Actually, make that four ginormous cliff-hangers. In addition to a wild shootout, the action-packed hour — which will air March 16 (remember, only 17 episodes this season) — will feature a bombing, a surprise pregnancy, a kidnapping and at least one death.
Question: The O.C. is winding down, and the finale is almost here. I need to know who is going to pop up in Newport again. Jimmy? Anna? Theresa? Hailey?Answer: None of the above. There's a rumor floating around that Trey is returning, but that bad boy has "foiler" written all over it.
Question: What the heck is going on with Chloe on 24? I'm loving the show this season, but for a second-billed character, she isn't doing very much. Got any scoop on what's coming up for her?Answer: Well, she won't be tasering any annoying drunkards, if that's what you mean. She will, however, begin to suspect that (Spoiler alert) Morris (a recovering alcoholic) is back on the sauce, and she'll be forced to cover for him when he starts shirking his CTU duties. She's also going to have a funny exchange with Gregory Itzin when the ex-prez winds up in a waiting room at CTU.
Question: Please give me something to get me even more ridiculously excited about the three-episode ferryboat-disaster arc on Grey's.Answer: Get this: They're still not finished shooting the thing. That's how big it is.
Question: Holy s**t! Please tell me CSI: Miami is not killing off Delko!Answer: You know very well I can't tell you that.
Question: Since Cheryl Heuton is one of your biggest fans, do you have any scoop on how Numbers is going to write out Diane Farr to accommodate her pregnancy?Answer: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ms. Cheryl Heuton: "Diane Farr's character, Megan, is going to get a sudden, prestigious overseas assignment. We expect that assignment to last around a month, though it could be longer, depending on how soon Diane's ready to come back to work. The nature of the assignment will cause her to rethink some of her attitudes toward the job, [which will] create conflicts that will continue into next season."
Question: Since you were able to get Emily VanCamp cast on Brothers & Sisters, I figured you could use another project. How about the show bringing back Treat Williams, only this time they introduce his son, played by Gregory Smith! Then Gregory's character could become a love interest for Emily/Rebecca.Answer: I love it! Let me make some phone calls. Hey, did I mention that Greg Berlanti (sorta) promised to name Rebecca's first boyfriend after me? Well, he did! And Ken Olin is my witness! Right, Ken?
Question: I usually have no clue about your asterisk quizzes, but I think I figured out the one from last week about Chase and Cameron. He's going to "get her frakkin' pregnant!"Answer: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're wrong — way wrong. Lemme fill in a few letters to help you out. "He's going to "*** the frakkin' *******n!"

Question: I'm hearing rumors about someone we already know returning to Smallville as a guest star in the episode "Promise." I'm dying to know who it is.Answer: I can tell you who it isn't: It isn't Pete Ross.
Question: Can you offer any spoilers for The Office? Do Jim and Pam get together eventually?Answer: Eventually? Yes. Soon? No. In fact, there's a major setback coming for Jam in this week's episode.
Question: Got any scoop on Crossing Jordan?Answer: The season (and possibly series) finale will revolve around a big plane crash. Among the passengers: Jordan, Woody, Macy, Bug, Nigel and Kate. In other words, the entire frakkin' cast!
Question: Good luck on Scrubs tomorrow night!Answer: Thanks! Wanna come to my viewing party? Cover charge is $100 (booze and faux chicken fingers not included).
Question: Any more scoop on Piz and Veronica? I want them together so badly!Answer: (Major spoiler alert) I have some good news for you, Katie: Your wish will be granted in late winter/early spring. Translation: Pizonica is officially on!
Question: Anything on the CSI front regarding Sara-Grissom?Answer: There's a big Sara episode coming up in April in which she gets a little too emotionally involved in a case. Complicating matters is the fact that, unlike most of the show's victims, this one has a pulse. (For more on what's ahead for Srissom, read this excerpt of the cover story in the new issue of TV Guide magazine, on sale Thursday.)
Question: What's the latest scoop on Logan and Rory?Answer: More family drama is headed Logan's way as Papa Huntzberger rears his meddling head again. Rory plays the supportive girlfriend, just as he played the supportive boyfriend during Richard's health crisis last night. And that's it, really. No marriage proposal or anything like that.
Question: Friday Night Lights! How can people not watch this show? Is there any hope for us Tim-Lyla fans?Answer: Given this piece of news, I'm guessing not.
Question: House scoop, please?Answer: The thing that Chase does to Cameron? It's a case of (Spoiler alert) art imitating life, save for one very important detail. (It's also still in the script stage, and could very well change by the time it's shot. OK?)
Question: Is the big death on Scrubs going to be a major or minor character?Answer: More like a minjor.
Question: Any more scoop about what the series finale of The O.C. will bring?Answer: If Autumn Reeser's dress-fitting wasn't enough of a clue, lemme come right out and say there will be a wedding!
Question: Can I please have some Prison Break scoop?Answer: I neglected to mention last week that series creator Paul Scheuring also told me that a new female series regular will be added to the cast next season. "She is Michael's equal in terms of intelligence," he revealed of the not-yet-cast newbie. "And she would seem to be coming down on the side of good initially, but there will be questions [about] whether that's a facade. And she'll be a love interest for one of our characters." (My guess? Pucker up, Linc!) Scheuring also spilled that "90 percent" of the conspiracy will (thankfully) be wrapped up by the end of this season. "The audience will definitely get closure. It'll feel like this is the endgame of the story, and yet there will be a few unanswered questions."