Dane Cook Calls Joke About Dark Knight Rises Shooting a "Bad Judgment Call"

Comedian Dane Cook apologized Friday after he used the Aurora, Colo. Dark Knight Rises massacre as material in his stand-up comedy act Thursday night at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. "I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie's pretty much a piece of crap," Cook told the audience Thursday. "Yeah, spoiler alert. ...

Roseanne Barr issued a mea culpa Thursday after tweeting an angry message in response to Chik-fil-A's stance against gay marriage. "Anyone who eats S--- Fil-A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic filled tortured chickens," the comedienne wrote on her feed Wednesday. The comment drew the ire of some of Barr's followers and prompted her to apologize in a series of Tweets for the harsh language. "I shouldn't have used the word deserves in my tweet and I apologize," she wrote. "No one deserves cancer at all! I'm not that type of person who blames victims."

Concertgoers in Paris certainly didn't give Madonna all their love Thursday night. Instead, they booed the Material Girl when she left the stage after a performance that lasted just 45 minutes.

Laurence Fishburne is heading back to the small screen. The former CSI star has been cast on NBC's upcoming Hannibal Lecter thriller Hannibal, TVGuide.com has confirmed. He will play FBI special agent Jack Crawford, the boss of Hugh Dancy's Will Graham, the criminal profiler who's tracking a serial killer with the help of Dr. Lecter (Mads Mikkelsen).

Carrie Preston is heading from the bayou to The Hamptons. The True Blood actress will guest-star as a as a romance novelist on a September episode of Royal Pains' fourth season, TV Line reports.

Ivan Sergei has landed a recurring role on The Mentalist, Entertainment Weekly reports. Sergei's character, Gabe Mancini, is described by EW as "a tough, handsome agent who comes off as hotheaded at times but overall is a good guy." He will be one of three FBI agents joining the show's cast for its fifth season. (Rome's Polly Walker was previously cast as another of the three.)

The Voice is kicking it up a notch. Green Day frontman Billie Jo Armstrong will join the NBC series as a mentor on Christina Aguilera's team, the network announced Thursday. "We are ready to rock out in Season 3!" read a post to the show's Twitter feed.

The Shield's Kenny Johnson will make a guest appearance on an upcoming episode of Burn Notice, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Johnson, who was last seen on NBC's Prime Suspect and has also had turns on The Mentalist and Sons of Anarchy, will play Tyler Gray, an assassin who is the target of a CIA operation in Panama. The character, described as being "as devious as he is deadly," will play a pivotal role on the show's midseason finale.

Don Draper will soon be seen wandering the halls of Childrens Hospital. Jon Hamm is set to guest-star in an upcoming episode of the Adult Swim comedy, playing the hospital's founder, Arthur Childrens, Entertainment Weekly reports.

Five of the adult cast members of Modern Family — Ty Burrell, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet and Sofia Vergara — have sued 20th Century Fox Television, seeking to void their contracts in the wake of a negotiation breakdown this week, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The lawsuit, which was filed Tuesday in Los Angeles Superior Court, comes after a scheduled table read was abruptly canceled Tuesday morning when several cast members said they would not attend.

Person of Interest is filling out its guest-star roster for the fall. Justified's Emmy winner Margo Martindale will have a guest role on the show's upcoming sophomore season, as will Lost alum Ken Leung, CBS announced Tuesday.

One sweet payday? Mariah Carey will earn just shy of $18 million as a judge on American Idol, People reports. That makes the singer the highest-paid judge on any reality show.

MTV is dipping into its vault and bringing back the fashion series House of Style this fall, Entertainment Weekly reports. The show, which was canceled in 2000 and returned for a single episode in 2009, will begin airing new episodes on Oct. 9. The show's new host will be announced at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sept. 6, according to the report. The roster of previous House of Style hosts includes Cindy Crawford, Rebecca Romijn and Molly Sims.

Fringe co-creators Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Ocri are developing a pilot for Fox based on The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Entertainment Weekly reports. The pilot will be a "modern-day supernatural thriller" based on the 19th century short story by Washington Irving, according to EW.

The second season of Showtime's Homeland, will begin with Claire Danes' CIA agent Carrie Mathison having been in a psychiatric ward for six months after undergoing shock treatment at the end of Season 1. But what will she remember from before? A new teaser for the Emmy-nominated show's second season features Danes staring intently and occasionally twitching, as moments from the first season appear onscreen in quick, sudden flashes.

ABC is shuffling around its Wednesday night sitcom lineup for the fall, according to Deadline.comFall TV day-by-day schedule: See what's on when and against what! For its sophomore season, breakout comedy Suburgatory will move to 9:30/8:30c, following Modern Family, Taking over Suburgatory's original 8:30/7:30c timeslot will be new family comedy The Neighbors, about an ordinary family that moves into a gated community of aliens.

Bristol Palin has found herself in hot water again — this time after her 3-year-old son, Tripp, was shown mouthing off to his Aunt Willow on Bristol's reality show, Life's a Tripp. "Go away you f-----!" the toddler says to his aunt, as Willow and Bristol cover their mouths in horror....

A familiar face will officially be returning to McKinley High in the fall. Glee's Chord Overstreet has finalized a deal for his character, Sam Evans, to return as a series regular this season, according to The Hollywood Reporter. In other Glee news, details have emerged about the previously announced guest roles for Sarah Jessica Parker and Kate Hudson this season.

Jena Malone is the latest name to be added to the cast of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. The second Hunger Games installment features Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) facing off against previous winners in a special edition of the annual Hunger Games. Malone will portray Johanna Mason, one of the prior victors who joins forces with Katniss and Peeta in the competition.

Sofia Vergara is heading to Quahog. The Modern Family star — recently named the highest-paid actress on television — will guest-star on an upcoming episode of Family Guy, Entertainment Weekly reports. She will be featured as Peter Griffin's "fantasy love interest" and she'll also have a cameo as a woman selling roses in a restaurant, according to the report.

The nominations are in for the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards, and many of the actors and showrunners who received nods have expressed their gratitude — and, in some cases, surprise.See what the stars had to say: Jessica Lange, American Horror Story, Supporting Actress in a TV Movie/Miniseries: "I want to thank the academy for honoring American Horror Story. ... It's been wonderful to work on a show with such talented actors and the fabulous creative team of Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk and all the brilliant writers who make Constance such an interesting character to play."

It seems Paget Brewster can't stay away from a crime scene. The actress, who played Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds for six seasons before leaving the show earlier this year, will guest-star on the season premiere of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC announced Wednesday. The actress will appear as the head of the Public Integrity Unit in the District Attorney's office. Her character will be assigned to the case against Dann Florek's Capt. Cragen, who is suspected of murder after last season's shocking finale, in which Cragen woke up with a dead prostitute in his bed.

