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The Telegoons Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Episode Guide

11 Episodes 1963 - 1963

Episode 1

The Ascent of Mount Everest

To win £10 million, Ned Seagoon must sing "Rule Britannia" with piano accompaniment, on the top of Mount Everest, but can't remember the words.

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Episode 2

The Lost Colony

Ned Seagoon, hereditary owner of Manhattan, exacts a dreadful revenge which reduces a great city to its original value.

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Episode 3

The Fear of Wages

Ned Seagoon's missing regiment is owed £33 million in back pay and interest, but red tape and nitroglycerin prevents them from collecting.

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Episode 4

Napoleon's Piano

Ned Seagoon is duped into moving a piano from one room to another for £5, only to find that the piano is in the Louvre Museum in Paris, and must be brought back to England.

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Episode 5

The Last Tram

Inspector Seagoon thinks that all London's trams were melted down ten years ago, but there is still one left on Clapham Common.

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Episode 6

The China Story

British Ambassador Ned Seagoon has to transport a rosewood upright piano overland to the Great Wall of China.

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Episode 7

The Canal

Ned Seagoon, adopted son of one of the adopted wives of famous amateur brain surgeon Lord Grytpype-Thynne, returns home after forty-three years at college.

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Episode 8

The Hastings Flyer

Neddie Seagoon battles through ice and snow to foil the wicked train robbers Grytpype-Thynne and Moriarty.

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Episode 9

The Mystery of the Marie Celeste Solved

£5,000 reward is offered for the solution of the mystery of the Marie Celeste, so with the aid of a duplicate Marie Celeste, Neddie Seagoon solves this famous sea mystery.

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Episode 10

The International Christmas Pudding

In 2000 B.C. the International Christmas pudding was destroyed and its fragments scattered. Ned Seagoon searches for one of the missing portions in darkest Africa.

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Episode 11

The Choking Horror

Inspector Ned Seagoon is called in to scrutinize a "strange follicular growth" that has infected London's Tower Bridge.

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