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The Simpsons Season 14 Episodes
Season 14 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2002 - 2003
Season 14 finds the Simpsons clan feuding even more than usual (which is really saying something). Bart legally emancipates himself from his family and moves into an apartment building, where his new neighbors include skateboarder Tony Hawk and pop-punk band Blink-182; Homer believes Marge doesn't love him and moves out to live with two gay men; Bart and Lisa become rivals after they are both placed in the third grade; and Homer and Marge see a marriage counselor after Marge accidentally runs him over with the car. Thankfully, the finale ends the season on a more-positive note: Surly bartender Moe bonds with baby Maggie after she prevents him from going through with a suicide attempt.
Episode 1
Treehouse of Horror XIII
Sun, Nov 3, 2002 30 mins
"Treehouse of Horror XIII" finds Homer cloned; Dr. Hibbert turning the family into half animals; and Springfield invaded by zombie cowboys. Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith.
Episode 2
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
Sun, Nov 10, 2002 30 mins
Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Elvis Costello, Lenny Kravitz and Brian Setzer are the teachers when Homer attends a rock-and-roll fantasy camp. Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer.
Episode 3
Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade
Sun, Nov 17, 2002 30 mins
Lisa's high score on an achievement test gets her promoted to the third grade, the same class as Bart when he's demoted for his low score. Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner.
Episode 4
Large Marge
Sun, Nov 24, 2002 30 mins
Marge goes to a clinic for liposuction and comes out with breast implants. Adam West and Burt Ward have cameos as Batman and Robin. Jan Hooks, Julie Kavner, Tress MacNeille, Hank Azaria.
Episode 5
Helter Shelter
Sun, Dec 1, 2002 30 mins
The Simpsons participate in a reality show called "1895 Challenge," in which they live without modern conveniences. When ratings start to sink, the producers add a celebrity---David L. Lander from "Laverne & Shirley." Boxing's Larry Holmes has a cameo.
Episode 6
The Great Louse Detective
Sun, Dec 15, 2002 30 mins
Someone's trying to kill Homer, so Chief Wiggum consults an expert: Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), who moves in with the Simpsons to shadow Homer. Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria, Nancy Cartwright.
Episode 7
Special Edna
Sun, Jan 5, 2003 30 mins
Bart nominates Mrs. Krabappel for Teacher of the Year, netting the family a trip to the awards show in Orlando, where Little Richard is to present the prize. Marcia Wallace, Harry Shearer, Tress MacNeille.
Episode 8
The Dad Who Knew Too Little
Sun, Jan 12, 2003 30 mins
After his insensitive birthday gift to Lisa, Homer hires a PI to dig up information on her so he can know her better. But there's a problem with the bill. Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer.
Episode 9
Strong Arms of the Ma
Sun, Feb 2, 2003 30 mins
After a mugging, Marge becomes agoraphobic, until she starts weight training, which turns her into a buff bully who enters a bodybuilding contest. Pamela Reed, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer.
Episode 10
Pray Anything
Sun, Feb 9, 2003 30 mins
Coincidences lead Homer to believe he's got a direct prayer line to God, which doesn't stop him from suing when he falls at church. Lisa Leslie has a cameo. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Yeardley Smith.
Episode 11
Barting Over
Sun, Feb 16, 2003 30 mins
Jane Kaczmarek, skateboarder Tony Hawk and Blink 182 are guest voices in the 300th episode as Bart divorces his parents after learning that Homer put him in an embarrassing commercial as a baby and then spent all the residuals. Nancy Cartwright, Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner.
Episode 12
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
Sun, Feb 16, 2003 30 mins
Spelling champ Lisa makes the Spellympics, where host George Plimpton proposes a deal; Homer joins a traveling fan club for a new Krusty food product. Yeardley Smith, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer.
Episode 13
A Star Is Born Again
Sun, Mar 2, 2003 30 mins
Marisa Tomei plays a movie star who falls for Flanders enough to move to Springfield when he disdains going Hollywood. Cameos: producer-director James L. Brooks, author Helen Fielding ("Bridget Jones's Diary"). Tress MacNeille, Harry Shearer, Dan Castellaneta.
Episode 14
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
Sun, Mar 9, 2003 30 mins
Hoping to reroute air traffic over their house, the Simpsons ask Krusty to run for Congress, where the successful clown finds more of his kind. Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Yeardley Smith.
Episode 15
C. E. D'oh
Sun, Mar 16, 2003 30 mins
Homer's stint in a success workshop gives him new initiative, but Mr. Burns' lack of appreciation prompts Homer to plot revenge, which results in a takeover of the power plant.
Episode 16
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
Sun, Mar 30, 2003 30 mins
Eric Idle is the voice of a documentarian who steers Lisa in a new direction---astronomy---as he shoots "A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary." Joe Mantegna, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria.
Episode 17
3 Gays of the Condo
Sun, Apr 13, 2003 30 mins
A rift with Marge over his drinking sends Homer packing and into a condo which he shares with two gay men.
Episode 18
Dude, Where's My Ranch?
Sun, Apr 27, 2003 30 mins
After David Byrne turns Homer's anti-Flanders song into a monster hit, the family vacations at a dude ranch, where Lisa falls in love with a wrangler (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), and Homer and Bart rescue Native Americans from beavers.
Episode 19
Old Yeller-Belly
Sun, May 4, 2003 30 mins
After the family cat saves his life, Homer disdains the dog, until the canine is picked to be the mascot for Duff beer.
Episode 20
Brake My Wife, Please
Sun, May 11, 2003 30 mins
Marge is the family chauffeur after Homer's latest driving mishap costs him his license. Jackson Browne and Steve Buscemi have cameos.
Episode 21
Bart of War
Sun, May 18, 2003 30 mins
Busted for a prank gone awry, Milhouse and Bart are enrolled in different youth groups that become heated rivals.
Episode 22
Moe Baby Blues
Sun, May 18, 2003 30 mins
Moe saves Maggie's life and becomes her new best friend, but an otherwise intrusive presence in the house.
