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The Parkers Season 5 Episodes

19 Episodes 2003 - 2004

Episode 1

Til Death Do Us Part-And Make It Soon

Mon, Sep 15, 200319 mins

Nikki sneaks aboard the professor's yacht and discovers his wife is plotting to murder him.

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Episode 2

Squatter's Rights

Mon, Sep 22, 200319 mins

Back from his honeymoon, Stanley receives a letter stating he will not inherit as much as he thought. He tries to move back into his apartment, but he is told it is occupied.

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Episode 3

A Plot of View

Mon, Sep 29, 2003

Nikki tries to buy a cemetery plot for her and Stanley; Stevie and T invite a new singer into the group but realize she is trying to steal the spotlight.

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Episode 4

Mama, I'm Back

Mon, Oct 6, 200319 mins

Kim returns to town to find Nikki has rented out her room; T convinces Stanley to join a pyramid scheme.

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Episode 5

The Accidental Therapist

Mon, Oct 13, 200319 mins

Nikki blackmails Stanley into attending couple's therapy with her.

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Episode 6

The Mack Is Like Wo!

Mon, Oct 20, 200319 mins

Stanley goes on a dating show to meet women and Nikki follows him; Kim, Stevie, and T open their own smoothie cart.

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Episode 7

Kimmie Has Two Moms

Mon, Nov 3, 200319 mins

T enlists Stanley's help in dating a refined woman; hoping ti win prizes, Andell and Stevie tag along with Nikki and Kim, who are set to appear on a talk show.

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Episode 8

I Never Rapped for My Father

Mon, Nov 10, 200319 mins

T's father comes to town and tries to take over Freestyle Unity. Nikki and Andell give Andell's country cousin, Lurlene, a makeover, but it presents a problem when she catches Stanley's eye.

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Episode 9

Foul Ball

Mon, Nov 17, 200319 mins

Former major league baseball star Eric Davis plays himself as Nikki, Kim, and Stevie enlist a ringer to win an annual softball game against Professor Oglevee and T's rival team. One hundredth episode.

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Episode 10

Cheaters Never Prosper

Mon, Nov 24, 200319 mins

Nikki becomes Stanley's teacher's assistant and tries to prove a student is cheating; Kim, Stevie, T, Regina, and Freddie are forced to stay in a room for 72 hours in order to win $5,000.

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Episode 11

Out with the Old, in with the New

Mon, Dec 15, 2003

Stevie meets her mother's new boyfriend, who shows an overriding interest in his girlfriend's daughter; Nikki holds a garage sale and Oglevee senses a chance to strike it rich.

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Episode 12

School of Hard Knocks

Mon, Jan 12, 200419 mins

Nikki finds herself in competition with classmate Andell for Oglevee's affections; Kim gets a job at a radio station, but tensions rise when popular DJs Tone and Shag both want to date her.

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Episode 13

Can Two Wrongs Make a Right?

Mon, Feb 9, 200419 mins

Nikki has an interview with a scholarship program, but the interviewer arrives one day early during Nikki's girls' night; Stanley pretends to be a single father in order to land a date.

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Episode 14

She's Positive

Mon, Feb 16, 200419 mins

T meets a woman who is H.I.V. positive; Nikki caters a dinner party for the professor, where his guests turn out to be racist.

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Episode 15

Judge Not a Book

Mon, Feb 23, 200419 mins

Nikki writes a book portraying Stanley to be an amazing lover; Kim gets a well-paying job where she has to cater to the needs of a tyrant boss.

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Episode 16

Practice What You Preach

Mon, Mar 1, 200419 mins

Nikki throws a naughty girl party for her visiting friend, Karla, who turns out to be a minister.

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Episode 17

Could It Be You

Mon, Apr 26, 200419 mins

Andell sets up Nikki and Johnnie to get Nikki out of the house; Woody and Stanley become roommates.

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Episode 18

A Little Change Never Hurt Anybody

Mon, May 3, 2004

Kim learns she is unable to graduate; Professor Oglevee is offered a position at another university; Nikki worries about her relationship with Johnnie.

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Episode 19

At Last

Mon, May 10, 200419 mins

When Nikki's boyfriend proposes, Stanley has some surprising feelings about the matter.

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