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The Osbournes Season 2 Episodes

Season 2 Episode Guide

22 Episodes 2002 - 2003

Episode 1

Catching Up with the Osbournes

Tue, Nov 5, 200222 mins

As Season 2 opens, Ozzy is no longer the sole celebrity of the family, as the show is now a big hit, and the family deals with their collected fame while going on a movie star's home tour.

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Episode 2

What Goes Up...

Tue, Nov 26, 200222 mins

Kelly performs her cover version of Madonna's "Papa, Don't Preach" at the MTV Movie Awards.

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Episode 3

Must Come Down

Tue, Dec 3, 200222 mins

Sharon is diagnosed with colon cancer, which sends Ozzy into a deep depression whilst on tour. Meanwhile, Jack hurts his arm.

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Episode 4

The Ozz Man and the Sea

Tue, Dec 10, 200222 mins

Ozzy tried to build a fireplace near his beach house, but it doesn't go too well.

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Episode 5

Beauty and the Bert

Tue, Dec 17, 200222 mins

Kelly meets a boy called Bert, but refuses to introduce him to Sharon for fear of embarrassment.

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Episode 6

Smells Like Teen Spirits

Tue, Jan 7, 200322 mins

Ozzy becomes addicted to burritos. Meanwhile, he and Sharon are disgusted at Jack and Kelly's late night partying.

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Episode 7

Meow Means No!!

Tue, Jan 14, 200322 mins

Kelly gets her friend Sarah to be the drummer of her band, Jason Dill comes back to stay, and the new dog, Arthur sodomizes Gus the cat.

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Episode 8

It's a Hard Knock Life

Tue, Jan 21, 200322 mins

Kelly is upset at the amount of interviews and photo shoots she has to do due to her career.

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Episode 9

Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

Tue, Jan 28, 200322 mins

Ozzy worries for Sharon's health as the dogs continue to defecate all over the mansion.

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Episode 10

Viva Ozz Vegas

Tue, Feb 4, 200322 mins

The family go to Las Vegas to celebrate Kelly's birthday.

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Episode 11

My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

Tue, Feb 11, 200322 mins

Ozzy and Sharon renew their vows on their 20th wedding anniversary at the Beverly Hills Hotel on New Year's Eve 2002.

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Episode 12

What a Boy Wants

Tue, Jun 10, 200322 mins

Kelly is at war with Christina Aguilera. Meanwhile, Jack wants to go to Medieval Times for his birthday.

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Episode 13

Flea's a Crowd

Tue, Jun 17, 200322 mins

The pets are spreading fleas all over the mansion.

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Episode 14

Run Ozzy Run

Tue, Jun 24, 200322 mins

Ozzy tries to get fit in time for his birthday. And he gets a brand new car that nags him.

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Episode 15

Fists of Fury

Tue, Jul 1, 200322 mins

When Sharon and Ozzy go away, Jack invites his friends at the mansion for a pool party, which annoys Kelly.

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Episode 16

Mama, I'm Staying Home

Tue, Jul 8, 200322 mins

Ozzy has the house to himself when the family go away.

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Episode 17

Tennis Racket

Tue, Jul 15, 200322 mins

The neighbors next door are causing a racket by playing tennis all day long.

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Episode 18

A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

Tue, Jul 22, 200322 mins

Jack becomes attracted to Kurt Cobian's sister, Brieann.

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Episode 19

Angler Management

Tue, Jul 29, 200322 mins

Ozzy and Jack go fishing with unsuccessful results.

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Episode 20

Bye Bye Babies

Tue, Aug 5, 200322 mins

Jack and Robert go to the family's old mansion in England, Kelly is on tour, and Ozzy discovers an old keyboard of his. He also gets addicted to carrot cake.

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Episode 21

Ozz Well That Ends Well

Tue, Aug 12, 200322 mins

Bert breaks up with Kelly. Meanwhile, Jack attacks Minnie his sleep.

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Episode 22

The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

Thu, Dec 11, 200322 mins

The family hold a Christmas party in their home, with guests such Eva Mendes, Brendan Fraser and Eddie Griffin.

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