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The Dating Guy Season 1 Episodes

Season 1 Episode Guide

13 Episodes 2009 - 2009

Episode 1

Bonnie & Mark

23 mins

Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel who briefly impresses her with his mystical abilities.

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Episode 2

Beaver Fever

23 mins

Mark's new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parents' cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie's father while V.J. and Woody attempt to get lucky with the ladies at an all-female retreat across the lake.

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Episode 3

Boner Donor

23 mins

Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date's dying brother. What do you think he'll do?

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Episode 4

A Taste of Wang

23 mins

V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend.

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Episode 5

Statute of Limitations

23 mins

Mark is emasculated when an artists sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Elsewhere, Woody gets a tattoo. On his face. Who would do that?

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Episode 6

Yummy Dummy

23 mins

Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory.

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Episode 7

Really Bad Lieutenant

23 mins

A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police officers Valerie and Vince, a crime fighting duo with reality issues.

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Episode 8

Captain Petard

23 mins

Mark meets a gold-digger and he steals a boat to impress her; Woody starts a pillow-fighting league.

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Episode 9

There's Something About Amelia

23 mins

Mark dates a werewolf. Can he take her out at night? What's her budget for hair products? Does she walk on two legs or four? So many questions.

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Episode 10

Cherry Sundae

23 mins

Porn star Cherry Sundae takes a liking to Mark. Because that always happens in real life.

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Episode 11

Woodyplicity

Thu, Dec 3, 200923 mins

Woody pretends he has a twin brother so he can date twin sisters; V.J. totals Mark's car.

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Episode 12

Wind Tunnel

23 mins

After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world, and loses her job. Feeling responsible, Mark takes action to get her job back, but is forced to accept the position himself. V.J. turns a golf-putting device into the next great sex toy.

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Episode 13

Deranged Marriage

23 mins

VJ's family sends him a mail-order bride. Also, someone pops the question.

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