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The Cyanide & Happiness Show Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
10 Episodes 2017 - 2017
Episode 1
Now That's What I Call Pain
Thu, Feb 2, 201715 mins
Ultrasoldier is back and he's more ultra than ever. Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm - a pain-storm, that is.
Episode 2
Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time
Thu, Feb 2, 201714 mins
A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.
Episode 3
Now That's What I Call a Story
Thu, Feb 2, 201714 mins
Cory just wants to play video games. Cory's dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had until things go bad.
Episode 4
Now That's What I Call Spooky
Thu, Feb 2, 201715 mins
Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there's a haunted house.
Episode 5
Now That's When I Call These Guys
Thu, Feb 2, 201713 mins
Star Spangled Bastard! Mega Mom! Salmon Boy? Sure! When the world needs saving from a deranged killer robot, we call These Guys! One of them is a carrot!
Episode 6
Now That's What I Call the News
Wed, May 31, 201715 mins
Tonight's Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.
Episode 7
Now That's What I Call a Musical
Wed, May 31, 201715 mins
The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God's plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating.
Episode 8
Now That's What I Call Depressing
Wed, May 31, 201715 mins
This story is very, very sad. Please do not watch it.
Episode 9
Now That's When I Call Those Guys
Wed, May 31, 201713 mins
You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout. Find out what it's all about.
Episode 10
Now That's That
Wed, May 31, 201713 mins
A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.
