The Conners
The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
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- 2018-2025
- 7 seasons
- ABC
- Comedy
- TV-PG
The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
Season 5 Episode Guide
22 Episodes 2022 - 2023
Episode 1
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
Wed, Sep 21, 2022 22 mins
Newlyweds Darlene and Ben and Jackie and Neville go on a joint honeymoon in a cottage. However, their bedrooms are not completely separate, leading to a tension-filled vacation. Meanwhile, during their hotel stay, Harris and Mark drink beer from their room's mini-fridge, despite Mark being underage. They get drunk and leaving their bathtub faucet running, resulting in a flood.
Episode 2
Scenes from Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Wed, Sep 28, 2022 22 mins
When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument when he points out that she is turning into her father.
Episode 3
Driving, Dating and Deceit
Wed, Oct 5, 2022 22 mins
Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.
Episode 4
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
Wed, Oct 12, 2022 22 mins
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate who should gain custody of a jaded nephew who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
Episode 5
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Wed, Oct 19, 2022 22 mins
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.
Episode 6
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Wed, Oct 26, 2022 22 mins
Dan encourages the family to decorate the house for Halloween; Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene's new neighborhood.
Episode 7
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Wed, Nov 2, 2022 22 mins
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns that the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
Episode 8
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
Wed, Nov 16, 2022 22 mins
Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.
Episode 9
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Wed, Nov 30, 2022 22 mins
Darlene, Ben, Becky, and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.
Episode 10
The Dog Days of Christmas
Wed, Dec 7, 2022 22 mins
Dan meets his new mother-in-law Doris for the first time when she comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
Episode 11
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
Wed, Jan 11, 2023 22 mins
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
Episode 12
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Wed, Jan 18, 2023 22 mins
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
Episode 13
New Pipes and Old Secrets
Wed, Feb 8, 2023 22 mins
Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
Episode 14
Adding Insult to Injury
Wed, Feb 15, 2023 22 mins
Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
Episode 15
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Wed, Feb 22, 2023 22 mins
Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
Episode 16
Hiding In and Moving Out
Wed, Mar 1, 2023 22 mins
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
Episode 17
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Wed, Mar 8, 2023 22 mins
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
Episode 18
Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Wed, Mar 15, 2023 21 mins
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
Episode 19
Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22 mins
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
Episode 20
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
Wed, Apr 19, 2023 22 mins
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
Episode 21
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Wed, Apr 26, 2023 22 mins
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
Episode 22
The Grad Finale
Wed, May 3, 2023 22 mins
As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.
