Splatalot
Splatalot is a hilarious medieval-themed physical game show geared to the tween audience, featuring an extreme obstacle course with heaps and loads of splats and spills. Each episode features a different group of thrill-seeking teen contestants, dubbed Attackers, competing in three hilarious rounds: Cross the Moat, Escape the Stockade, and Capture the Crown. The Defenders of Splatalot, an international squad of medieval-themed gladiators, do their best to protect the castle from the Attackers - leaving only one to be crowned King or Queen of Splatalot.
- 2011-2013
- 2 seasons
- Discovery Force Channel
- Action & Adventure, Comedy, Family, Game Show, Reality
- TV-Y
Splatalot is a hilarious medieval-themed physical game show geared to the tween audience, featuring an extreme obstacle course with heaps and loads of splats and spills. Each episode features a different group of thrill-seeking teen contestants, dubbed Attackers, competing in three hilarious rounds: Cross the Moat, Escape the Stockade, and Capture the Crown. The Defenders of Splatalot, an international squad of medieval-themed gladiators, do their best to protect the castle from the Attackers - leaving only one to be crowned King or Queen of Splatalot.
Season 2 Episode Guide
26 Episodes 2012 - 2013
Episode 1
You Simmer Down
22 mins
A verbal sparring match between Thorne and an Attacker creates tension, while a rare Kingdom of Splatalot sunset adds difficulty to the course.
Episode 2
Girls vs. Boys Splatdown
An attacker does an impression of a seal that inspires Skabb and Kayne to come up with impressions of their own. Scott hopes his dream of no one being named the new ruler of Splatalot comes true.
Episode 3
Classic Nana
22 mins
The Defenders meet the new owner of Castle Splatalot, while Jay tries to avoid his least-biggest fan, Matt's mischief-loving Nana.
Episode 4
Sleepy Matty
22 mins
Matt falls asleep, leaving Jason to host the episode by himself.
Episode 5
Parents & Kids Splatdown
22 mins
Teams of parents and kids compete for the crown, while Jason and Matt are joined in the shack by their dads.
Episode 6
You Bet Your Trousers!
22 mins
The race becomes personal as Jason and Matt trade bets on the outcome. The stakes have never been higher!
Episode 7
We Are Not Alone
22 mins
The Defenders play the pun game with an Attacker who's a huge Michael Jackson fan, while Jason and Matt fear that the castle is haunted.
Episode 8
Two Drawbridges Up!
22 mins
Matt and Jason receive praise from castle-savvy magazines, and show us why rhymin' just ain't easy.
Episode 9
The Magic of Television
22 mins
A new group of Attackers including a track star, a princess, and a Frexican attempt to capture the crown of Splatalot.
Episode 10
Splatalot Days & Splatalot Nights!
22 mins
Matt attempts to build his own computer, while an Attacker who's also a model auditions to be on the cover of Bad Balance Weekly.
Episode 11
Of Mice & Splatmen!
22 mins
An Attacker's battle cry inspires Jason and Matt to imagine themselves as superheroes, but can't quite agree on who is the sidekick.
Episode 12
Nation vs. Nation Splatdown!
22 mins
Ten patriotic teens storm the castle of Splatalot to represent their homelands and capture the crown of Splatalot.
Episode 13
Spartak the Situation
Ten brave new attackers storm the castle of Splatalot. We learn that one of the attacker's hero is American President Barack Obama, while another attacker scares Skabb with his creepy voices.
Episode 14
When Hairy Met Matty!
22 mins
Skabb gives an impromptu Spanish lesson and Madeva confuses Spain for Mexico. Inspired by an Attacker's facial hair, Matt attempts to grow a beard, but it completely backfires on both he and Jason.
Episode 15
Twins vs. Twins
A verbal sparring match between Thorne and an Attacker creates extra tension on the moat. Meanwhile, Vane sets up his kitchen above the Battle Axes and bakes some Key Slime Pie while continuing to splat the Attackers.
Episode 16
Dude, Where's My Crown?!
22 mins
The Crown of Splatalot goes missing and Jason tries to solve the case. Madeva catches a cold but continues to defend the kingdom from ten new attackers.
Episode 17
Awesome Sandwich CLub
Inspired by an attacker who built his own computer, Scott attempts to build his own computer. An Attacker who is also a model, auditions to be on the cover of Bad Balance Weekly.
Episode 18
Car Trouble
There's mystery afoot in the Kingdom of Splatalot, when the highly coveted Crown of Splatalot goes missing. Kayne plays the cop and tries to solve the mystery.
Episode 19
Splat-a-Lot! Dance-a-Lot!
22 mins
Dance Fever has infected Splatalot as a new group of dance-loving attackers attempts to Cross The Moat, Ditch The Dungeon, and Capture The Crown.
Episode 20
Three Cheers for Everything
22 mins
Skabb, Thorne, and Faetal taunt an Attacker with Scottish trash talk; Matt insists on doing all the intros and then struggles to do so.
Episode 21
Best Friends Splatdown
22 mins
Five teams of best friends attack the castle to try and claim the crown of Splatalot. Meanwhile, Matt reveals that he and Jason are just work buddies.
Episode 22
Bucket List: Check!
22 mins
To Jason's dismay, Matt decides that it's a good day to go through his bucket list. But will he be able to finish it before the end of the episode?
Episode 23
Jay and the Madman
22 mins
Matt and Jason disagree over Matt's new nickname. Matt refuses to acknowledge Jason until he starts accepting his new identity.
Episode 24
Parent & Kids Splatdown: Close Encounters
Scott double parks his car and tries to speed up the show in order to save his car from the Splatalot cops and dragon fire. Meanwhile on the moat, The Splakken claims a bunch of victims.
Episode 25
It's Taco Day
Ten new attackers including five teachers and five students battle it out for Splatalot supremacy. Skabb auditions for the drama teacher on the moat for the lead in Splatalot: The Musical. Will the students pass this medieval exam?
Episode 26
Call Me the Handyman... Maybe!
It's a battle for the ages as five teams of courageous parents and kids attack the castle of Splatalot and go up against the Dastardly Defenders. One father and son team claim that nobody knows Jack Splat.
