Join or Sign In
Sign in to customize your TV listings
By joining TV Guide, you agree to our Terms of Use and acknowledge the data practices in our Privacy Policy.
Seinfeld Season 3 Episodes
Season 3 Episode Guide
23 Episodes 1991 - 1992
The misadventures of Jerry Seinfeld and his friends continue in this third series of Seinfeld.
Episode 1
The Note
Wed, Sep 18, 1991 30 mins
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist (Terri Hanauer); and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George. Raymond: Jeff Lester.
Episode 2
The Truth
Wed, Sep 25, 1991 30 mins
George's relationship with a former IRS worker (Valerie Mahaffey) eases Jerry's tax worries---until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate (Siobhan Fallon).
Episode 3
The Pen
Wed, Oct 2, 1991 30 mins
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin), where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
Episode 4
The Dog
Wed, Oct 9, 1991 30 mins
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say. Gavin: Joseph Maher. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Kramer: Michael Richards.
Episode 5
The Library
Wed, Oct 16, 1991 30 mins
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel. Sherry: Cynthia Szigeti. Marion: Ashley Gardner. Heyman: Biff Yeager. George: Jason Alexander. Kramer: Michael Richards.
Episode 6
The Parking Garage
Wed, Oct 30, 1991 30 mins
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked. Dave Dunard. Kramer: Michael Richards. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Episode 7
The Cafe
Wed, Nov 6, 1991 30 mins
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner (Brian George), Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer. Monica: Dawn Arnemann. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Episode 8
The Tape
Wed, Nov 13, 1991 30 mins
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry. Delivery Boy: Ping Wu. Repairman: John Apicella. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Kramer: Michael Richards.
Episode 9
The Nose Job
Wed, Nov 20, 1991 30 mins
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty (Tawny Kitaen) whose brain is a beaut. Earl: Roy Brocksmith. Kramer: Michael Richards.
Episode 10
The Stranded
Wed, Nov 27, 1991 30 mins
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George (Jason Alexander), who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else. Steve: Michael Chiklis. Ava: Teri Austin.
Episode 11
The Alternate Side
Wed, Dec 4, 1991 30 mins
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend. Sid: Jay Brooks. Lydia: Janet Zarish. Owen: Edward Penn. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Episode 12
The Red Dot
Wed, Dec 11, 1991 30 mins
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic (David Naughton) go off the wagon. Evie: Bridget Sienna. Lippman: Richard Fancy. George: Jason Alexander.
Episode 13
The Subway
Wed, Jan 8, 1992 30 mins
Subway adventures from 1992: A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
Episode 14
The Pez Dispenser
Wed, Jan 15, 1992 30 mins
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter. John: Fred Sanders. George: Jason Alexander.
Episode 15
The Suicide
Wed, Jan 29, 1992 30 mins
A psychic (Mimi Lieber) warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl (Gina Gallego) after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts. Newman: Wayne Knight. Martin: C.E. Grimes. Faithy: Aimee Aro.
Episode 16
The Fix-up
Wed, Feb 5, 1992 30 mins
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend (Maggie Jakobson)---then wait nervously. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Episode 17
The Boyfriend
Wed, Feb 12, 1992 30 mins
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine. Part 1 of two. Mrs. Sokol: Rae Allen. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander.
Episode 18
The New Friend
Wed, Feb 12, 1992 30 mins
Conclusion. Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez. Kramer: Michael Richards.
Episode 19
The Limo
Wed, Feb 26, 1992 30 mins
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport. Eva: Suzanne Snyder. Tim: Peter Krause. Chauffeur: Jeremy Roberts.
Episode 20
The Good Samaritan
Wed, Mar 4, 1992 30 mins
Jerry witnesses an accident---and is attracted to the victim (Helen Slater) and the perpetrator. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus. George: Jason Alexander.
Episode 21
The Letter
Wed, Mar 25, 1992 30 mins
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend (Catherine Keener), but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings. Richard Fancy, Richard Venture.
Episode 22
The Parking Space
Wed, Apr 22, 1992 30 mins
George argues with a stranger (Lee Arenberg) over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment. Newman: Wayne Knight. Kramer: Michael Richards. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Episode 23
The Keys
Wed, May 6, 1992 30 mins
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment. Newman: Wayne Knight. Lisa: Nina Tremblay. George: Jason Alexander. Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
