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Roseanne

Episodes

31 Episodes 1996 - 1997

Episode 1

Call Waiting

Tue, Sep 17, 1996 30 mins

Roseanne holes up at Jackie's on a "spiritual odyssey" in front of the TV, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with. Roseanne/Ann Marie/Mary/Jeannie: Roseanne. Dan/Don/Mr. Grant/Maj. Nelson: John Goodman. Bev: Estelle Parsons. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn.

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Episode 2

Millions from Heaven

Tue, Sep 24, 1996 30 mins

The Conners feel like the Duke and Duchess of Good Fortune after winning the lottery. Kathleen Sullivan and Robin Leach appear as themselves. Mr. Russo: Jon Polito. Bob: John McConnell. Anne Marie: Adilah Barnes.

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Episode 3

What a Day for a Daydream

Tue, Oct 1, 1996 30 mins

Hugh Hefner appears in Roseanne's daydream of a seductive photo shoot. Jerry Springer also appears as himself. Avalon: Bob Rubin. Leonard: C.D. Labove. Emcee: Johnny Dark. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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Episode 4

Honor Thy Mother

Tue, Oct 8, 1996 30 mins

While Roseanne plans a spa trip, Dan struggles with unanswered philosophical questions and worries about a family member. Chuck: James Pickens Jr. Leon: Martin Mull. Dan: John Goodman.

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Episode 5

Someday My Prince Will Come

Tue, Oct 15, 1996 30 mins

A Moldavian prince (Jim Varney) develops a royal crush on Jackie after seeing her on TV. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

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Episode 6

Pampered to a Pulp

Tue, Oct 22, 1996 30 mins

Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a spa. Carol: Moon Zappa. Todd Oldham: Himself. Christy: Christy Martin. Yama: Ahmet Zappa. Jill: Colleen Camp. Make-up Artist: Tammy Faye Messner.

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Episode 7

Satan, Darling

Tue, Oct 29, 1996 30 mins

From 1996: Edina and Patsy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley) are guests---with Roseanne and Jackie---at a soirée that becomes a "Rosemary's Baby" experience for Roseanne. Tina: Marlo Thomas.

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Episode 8

Hoi Polloi Meets Hoity Toity

Tue, Nov 12, 1996 30 mins

A visit with the Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into Astrid's dysfunctional family. Doris: Dina Merrill. Kiki: Hilary Tuck. Astrid: Mo Gaffney. Chip: Dana Gould. Lily: Phil Leeds.

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Episode 9

Roseambo

Tue, Nov 19, 1996 30 mins

Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat (Iqbal Theba) hostage on a train. Steven Seagal has a cameo. Hakeem: Ahmed Ahmed. Frank: Gary Kasper. Louis: Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs.

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Episode 10

Home Is Where the Afghan Is

Tue, Nov 26, 1996 30 mins

Thanksgiving isn't the same with Dan away, and with a caterer (Bob Fuller) preparing the turkey feast in the new kitchen. Prince Carlos: Jim Varney. Nana Mary: Shelley Winters. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Bev: Estelle Parsons.

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Episode 11

Mothers and Other Strangers

Tue, Dec 3, 1996 30 mins

Bev (Estelle Parsons) seeks answers from her free-spirited mom (Shelley Winters), while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

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Episode 12

Home for the Holidays

Tue, Dec 17, 1996 30 mins

The family welcomes Dan home with open arms at Christmas, but Roseanne is surprised by the chilly reception she gets from her hubby. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

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Episode 13

Say It Ain't So

Tue, Jan 7, 1997 30 mins

Jackie threatens to tell Roseanne about Dan's affair in California, but first Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

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Episode 14

Hit the Road, Jack

Tue, Jan 14, 1997 30 mins

As Dan packs his bags, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food, and D.J. finds a soul mate (Heather Matarazzo) to share his troubles. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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Episode 15

The War Room

Tue, Jan 28, 1997 30 mins

Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse Roseanne out of bed, where she's lying low amid piles of junk food. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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Episode 16

Lanford's Elite

Tue, Feb 11, 1997 30 mins

Roseanne and Jackie hobnob at the country club with Lanford's upper crust, including the son (James Brolin) of their former boss at the plastics factory. Barnes: Richard Derby. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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Episode 17

Some Enchanted Merger

Tue, Feb 11, 1997 30 mins

Edgar and Roseanne wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout but want to continue spending time together. Edgar: James Brolin. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

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Episode 18

A Second Chance

Tue, Feb 18, 1997 30 mins

Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride, but just as they're in the process of making up, a frantic call comes in from Jackie. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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Episode 19

The Miracle

Tue, Feb 25, 1997 30 mins

As the fate of Darlene's baby hangs in the balance, the Conners find themselves unable to help despite their wealth. Dr. Rudman: Dann Florek. Dr. Phillips: Michael Desbarres. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

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Episode 20

Roseanne-Feld

Tue, Mar 4, 1997 30 mins

Leon and Scott meet Bev's friend, the singing, card-playing Joyce (Ruta Lee); D.J. and Heather get passionate; Jackie accompanies Mark to a wrestling match. Black Widow: Dot Jones. Heather: Heather Matarazzo.

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Episode 21

The Truth Be Told

Tue, Mar 18, 1997 30 mins

Network execs are eager to make a movie about lottery winner Roseanne, who's appalled to learn how one wants to sanitize her life. Howard: Bob Einstein. Frank: Johnny Dark. Joyce: Ruta Lee. Bill: Michael Lee Gogin.

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Episode 22

Arsenic and Old Mom

Tue, May 13, 1997 30 mins

Dan's mom (Debbie Reynolds) arrives in Lanford after she's released from the hospital. But now Dan thinks she's trying to kill him. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

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Episode 23

Into That Good Night

Tue, May 20, 1997 30 mins

Family and friends gather for a homecoming party for Darlene and David's new baby. Part 1 of two. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki. Bev: Estelle Parsons. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman.

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Episode 24

Into That Good Night

Tue, May 20, 1997 30 mins

The Domestic Goddess says goodbye in a series finale celebrating her new granddaughter and bringing an announcement from Leon and Scott (Martin Mull, Fred Willard). Darlene: Sara Gilbert. David: Johnny Galecki.

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Episode 25

The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 1

Sat, Jun 15, 2019 35 mins

A pre-adolescent Roseanne and Jackie glimpse future events through a fortune teller's crystal ball.

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Episode 26

The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 2

Sat, Jun 15, 2019 35 mins

Decades in the future, a manic-depressive adult DJ remembers snippets of his childhood during a psychiatric appointment.

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Episode 27

Communicable Theater

Sun, Jan 19, 2020 30 mins

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Episode 28

Thanksgivin 1993

Fri, Feb 7, 2020 30 mins

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Episode 29

All About Rosey Pt I

Tue, Feb 18, 2020 30 mins

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Episode 30

All About Rosey Part II

Tue, Feb 18, 2020 30 mins

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Episode 31

The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract

Sun, Feb 23, 2020 30 mins

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